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What's The Worst Thing You Have Done While Drunk ?
What's The Worst Thing You Have Done While Drunk ? Aside from Driving I think it would be almost getting in a fight or insulting someone and then not remembering
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Puking and acting like a retard
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I passed out on some chick while banging her once.
Talk about being disoriented the next morning.
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Met my wife
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started hustler content
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I came home drunk 1 night and picked all the tomatos in the garden.
When I woke up the next morning, I realized that I did not have a garden. |
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Fell and busted two beer bottles in my pockets, then sliced my hand open taking the glass out, and this was in like -35 degree celcius weather, fuck it was cold.
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yo adrian waaay fucking funny
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Your girl......i'm kidding...thats not nice but i had to say it....it's beeter then saying your mom ........sorry.
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I did things I don't remember and don't want to.
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Was sick on a train
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Crashed a motorbike into the side of a van and ended up with steel plates in my arm for life
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it involved a spatchula, oven mitts, KYJelly and a Shop Vac
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nothing I wouldn't have done if I was sober
which is the real scary part LOL |
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I'm a great bowler.
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Pissed all over myself in a club.
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i woke up in a hospital bed.. they said i left without paying and ended up beating 2 of their guards
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puking in the middle of a road......thank god my friend got me out of the way of traffic in time.
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once I was too honest (I am normally honest person too, but that was overhonest) and sometimes it's just not the right time
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I can change this!!!!!
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never really been drunk much, ironically i am right now lmfao, havent done anything stupid yet
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Worst thing I've ever done when drunk? See picture. Opps - I fell into a tub with two hot models.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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hmmm tough one....
I don't try to get in fights when I'm drunk, and I don't drive either...The worst thing would have to be arguing with my girlfriend because I was pissed of at something else. I made her feel like total shit for absolutely nothing... I done it once or twice. Don't do it anymore. |
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im saying things that im not suppose to say...
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stopped drinking
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the worsthing i've done while i'm drunk is that i hit my favorite stufff.
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I passed out face down on the side of I-75 with my pants down around my ankles, pissing on myself, fell right into my own piss.
I'm not really a drinker but the medicine I was on mixed with wine I had with dinner (had a little too much) and that's all she wrote. I'm just lucky to have my friends with me to carry me home and write all over me with a marker. Good friends. |
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Drank some lemon pepsi
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worst thing ive done while im drunk is that kill my fave pet dog.
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Only those involved know my stupid fuckups.. I will not spill the beans.
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I crashed head-on into a family of 6 and killed them all. Wow, what a night. I didn't drink for at least a week after that.
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I once killed a man just to feel alive.
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Got drunk when I was 16 at a party. my mom came and picked me up (friends called her). I went home and went into my sisters room and set up all her barbie and ken dolls in their dollhouse having a giant orgy. had barbie group sex scenes in every room of the barbie mansion.
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