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Evil1 · 09-27-2004, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
Voltaire said something like this a few hundred years ago. Religion is still here. Religion will always be here.

well of course. threatening the sheep with hell/eternal pain is an amazingly effective way to make them conform..

hydro · 09-27-2004, 10:44 PM

J B · 09-27-2004, 10:45 PM

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Originally posted by sarettah
But you claim to know also. How is my knowing any less rational than your knowing ?

That's the problem with many Christians and Muslims. They think they know while they just believe... and even worse, some of them can't accept that others have different beliefs and try to proselytize them...

The Shepherd · 09-27-2004, 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1
well of course. threatening the sheep with hell/eternal pain is an amazingly effective way to make them conform..

You speaketh the truth.

AaronM · 09-27-2004, 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by The Shepherd
You speaketh the truth.

I knew you would show up in this thread sooner or later.

BRISK · 09-27-2004, 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Sounds to me like somebody smoked a little too much pot.

Mmmmm.....biblical pot

AaronM · 09-27-2004, 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
Mmmmm.....biblical pot

I forget which show it was...But I honestly saw some webmasters rip a page out of a bible and use it as rolling paper.

No joke.

sarettah · 09-27-2004, 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
You can't possibly know this for a fact. I love it when atheists, who say that theists do not think rationally, claim to KNOW things like this. Not very rartional, IMHO.

btw, who said I am an atheist ? I know I never said that.

God is a Frog.

BRISK · 09-27-2004, 10:50 PM

I wish I had a video clip of that Simpsons episode where Homer proves that God doesn't exist, then he shows it to Ned Flanders and he agrees that Homer is right, but he burns the evidence so nobody will find out.

Classic

Dead13 · 09-27-2004, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
I forget which show it was...But I honestly saw some webmasters rip a page out of a bible and use it as rolling paper.

No joke.

It works ok if your careful with it. Taste like shit and is kind of hard to keep together.

But its been like 10 or more years since I have touch drugs so bible paper may be of much higher quality now with technology advancing so much.

AaronM · 09-27-2004, 10:53 PM

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Originally posted by Dead13
It works ok if your careful with it. Taste like shit and is kind of hard to keep together.

But its been like 10 or more years since I have touch drugs so bible paper may be of much higher quality now with technology advancing so much.

They should lace all the Gideon bibles with PCP. Then when people use it for rolling papers...They really get fucked up.

Evil1 · 09-27-2004, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by boobmaster
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who say that theists do not think rationally
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you still havnt given me a rational reason how noah got a pair of 500k species of animals on a fucking boat and floated around not have the food chain kick in

ask your preist exactly how many titanic sized boats it would take to fit 2 of every species animal on the fucking planet in.

Dead13 · 09-27-2004, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
They should lace all the Gideon bibles with PCP. Then when people use it for rolling papers...They really get fucked up.

Better yet, maybe put liquid LSD in the holy water and on all the communion wafers.

Then turn on the camera and let the fun begin!

sarettah · 09-27-2004, 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1
ask your preist exactly how many titanic sized boats it would take to fit 2 of every species animal on the fucking planet in.

That was a long time ago, there was a lot less species back then.

BRISK · 09-27-2004, 11:05 PM

You know what I find even more entertaining than asking Christians to prove the existence of God? Ask them to prove why their God is the true God and other Gods are not the true God. That gets entertaining.

Dead13 · 09-27-2004, 11:08 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
You know what I find even more entertaining than asking Christians to prove the existence of God? Ask them to prove why their God is the true God and other Gods are not the true God. That gets entertaining.

Or when they come knocking at your door, instead of shooing them away, invite them in a talk with them for a few minutes. Then when they feel really comfortable with you, stand up and raise out your arms and start chanting "I am the messiah of which you speak."

In a low wisper at first, and get louder every few seconds.

If they don't run, grab one by the head and tell him you have healed him.

OOO crist, I should get some sleep.

uno · 09-27-2004, 11:14 PM

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Originally posted by sarettah
sum ergo cogito (DesCartes had it backwards... )

Hah, I was having an argument with a friend earlier if that was more philosophy vs. psychology.

uno · 09-27-2004, 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by codymc12
Sure, I know.

My point is that what followed and what it turned into was inevitable, and will be cyclically endless until people get tired of typing.

Look at me - I rarely post, but here I am, stuck in the flytrap....

I'm continuing for now because it amuses me.

BRISK · 09-27-2004, 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by Dead13
Or when they come knocking at your door, instead of shooing them away, invite them in a talk with them for a few minutes. Then when they feel really comfortable with you, stand up and raise out your arms and start chanting "I am the messiah of which you speak."

In a low wisper at first, and get louder every few seconds.

If they don't run, grab one by the head and tell him you have healed him.

OOO crist, I should get some sleep.

Excellent idea.

Pleasurepays · 09-27-2004, 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by sarettah
That was a long time ago, there was a lot less species back then.

the total number of animal, insects species was still far into the 10's of millions.

uno · 09-27-2004, 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
There is also evidence of Alien aircraft, Easter Bunny eggs, & Tooth Fairy money.

There is more evidence to support the theory of aliens than the theory of any God. The only reason that more people believe in God over aliens is that God instills fear based on a book written by MAN.

Even Merlin could not wave his hand and turn water into wine.

Scientifically speaking...There is evidence that suggests that no man can walk on water.

And don't even get me started about people talking to burning bushes....Sounds to me like somebody smoked a little too much pot.

Everyone I can think of that claimed to have some sort of divine communication throughout the years has been alone and wandering around in the mountains or desert.

uno · 09-27-2004, 11:18 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
I forget which show it was...But I honestly saw some webmasters rip a page out of a bible and use it as rolling paper.

No joke.

I used to hang with a preacher's daughter that was a stripper. She taught me that one in my hotel room.

sarettah · 09-27-2004, 11:18 PM

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Originally posted by Pleasurepays
the total number of animal, insects species was still far into the 10's of millions.

Yeah, but they were real small, ya know. Like I mean, you can fit 50 or 100 million plankton in a mason jar....

AaronM · 09-27-2004, 11:19 PM

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Originally posted by Dead13
Better yet, maybe put liquid LSD in the holy water and on all the communion wafers.

Then turn on the camera and let the fun begin!

I'm fairly convinced that this is how religion got started in the first place...Espicially for Mormons.

"No really...God spoke to me last night. Now do as I say."

Uh huh...Fucking garden nomes will speak to you if you drop enough acid.

AaronM · 09-27-2004, 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by sarettah
Yeah, but they were real small, ya know. Like I mean, you can fit 50 or 100 million plankton in a mason jar....

Ah...But there were only 2 of each species. Think of the amount of time that Noah spent deciding on the chosen two.

J B · 09-27-2004, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1
Originally posted by boobmaster
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who say that theists do not think rationally
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you still havnt given me a rational reason how noah got a pair of 500k species of animals on a fucking boat and floated around not have the food chain kick in

ask your preist exactly how many titanic sized boats it would take to fit 2 of every species animal on the fucking planet in.

Q: How do you get four elephants into a Volkswagen Beetle?
A: Open the car door, put the elephants inside, and close the door.

BRISK · 09-27-2004, 11:23 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Ah...But there were only 2 of each species. Think of the amount of time that Noah spent deciding on the chosen two.

Either way, ya gotta hand it to the guy, Noah was a logistics genius!

AaronM · 09-27-2004, 11:29 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
Either way, ya gotta hand it to the guy, Noah was a logistics genius!

sarettah · 09-27-2004, 11:29 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Ah...But there were only 2 of each species. Think of the amount of time that Noah spent deciding on the chosen two.

I wonder how he figured out which of the plankton were male and which were female

sarettah · 09-27-2004, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM

Now wait a second, there are 4 or 5 sheep and 5 people in that pic. I thought there was only 2 of each species.

I don't think that is an actual photo of the event. Did you make that in photoshop ?

AaronM · 09-27-2004, 11:33 PM

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Originally posted by sarettah
Now wait a second, there are 4 or 5 sheep and 5 people in that pic. I thought there was only 2 of each species.

I don't think that is an actual photo of the event. Did you make that in photoshop ?

Nope...Baddog was there with his camera. He took the pic himself.

Manowar · 09-27-2004, 11:33 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
I see people in here all fucking day long posting horrible things about the God I believe in, without mercy, laughing and mocking like little children. In ANY OTHER forum, this type of disrespect would not be tollerated.

After a while, I get sick of listening to it and strike back. Maybe I do it in a less than loving manner most of the time, but it does offend me. Now you are telling me that in order to have access to this forum, I have to just sit there and take it. NO SIR!

It is OK to post pics of Jesus getting head from a 10 year old but if I raise any opposition to it, I get banned. Maybe I would have a better reputation if I kept my mouth shut, BUT I WILL NEVER COMPROMISE WHAT I BELIEVE IN FOR ANYTHING, EVER. I WILL DEFEND WHAT I BELIEVE, REGARDLESS OF THE CONSEQUENCES.

AaronM · 09-27-2004, 11:34 PM

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Originally posted by sarettah
Now wait a second, there are 4 or 5 sheep.....

And thus the population of sheep on GFY. We can thank Noah for this shit.

baddog · 09-27-2004, 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Nope...Baddog was there with his camera. He took the pic himself.

yep

BRISK · 09-27-2004, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by sarettah
Now wait a second, there are 4 or 5 sheep and 5 people in that pic. I thought there was only 2 of each species.

I don't think that is an actual photo of the event. Did you make that in photoshop ?

And why aren't the lions eating the deer?

baddog · 09-27-2004, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
And why aren't the lions eating the deer?

too gamey

BRISK · 09-27-2004, 11:47 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
too gamey

I would think they'd get really fat and out of shape sitting around the Ark all day with nothing else to do but witness the wrath of God. Maybe they had a pilates instructor or something?

AaronM · 09-27-2004, 11:56 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
I would think they'd get really fat and out of shape sitting around the Ark all day with nothing else to do but witness the wrath of God. Maybe they had a pilates instructor or something?

TheJimmy · 09-28-2004, 12:01 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
So what happens to you when you die?

Alex I'll take, what happens to you when you die for 300...

We become 'potential energy' ie fertilizer ?

TheJimmy · 09-28-2004, 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
You are a fucking stupid moron. See my sig. YOUR GOD (= CHANCE) CAN'T POSSIBLY EXIST. There are two choices. Life started by itself or was put here by a creator.

Life could not possibly have evolved from chance. Therefore, it must have been created. That doesn't necessarily mean the God of the bible is that creator., But it does mean that THERE IS A CREATOR.

The Pocket Aquinas is a great read...I love the 'design' argument myself...

However, I also give some credence to the writings of Freud on the matter of humanity and religion...

really hard to hold fast to things that are not proovable/touchable/tangible...

but EASY to get worked up over (sadly) as witnessed by several thousands of people that have died and been torchered in the name of religion...

:/

I think it's healthy to believe in 'something' but the whats and hows are personal issues...

Enema · 09-28-2004, 12:28 AM

If heaven is full of Boobmaster's, please send me to Hell.

Evil1 · 09-28-2004, 05:42 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK
And why aren't the lions eating the deer?

"Jesus waved his magical wand and all the animal kingdom was at peace" It's coming from boobmaster.... just wait.

CDSmith · 09-28-2004, 05:47 AM

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Originally posted by Fake Nick
him and sexed are mentally unstable, and attention whores , they will do whatever it takes to get attention

And there are many here who will give them that attention.

psili · 09-28-2004, 06:24 AM

CONFESS TO JESUS, MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

Sorry, had to be lame and plug my lame site.

LadyMischief · 09-28-2004, 06:34 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
I see people in here all fucking day long posting horrible things about the God I believe in, without mercy, laughing and mocking like little children. In ANY OTHER forum, this type of disrespect would not be tollerated.

After a while, I get sick of listening to it and strike back. Maybe I do it in a less than loving manner most of the time, but it does offend me. Now you are telling me that in order to have access to this forum, I have to just sit there and take it. NO SIR!

It is OK to post pics of Jesus getting head from a 10 year old but if I raise any opposition to it, I get banned. Maybe I would have a better reputation if I kept my mouth shut, BUT I WILL NEVER COMPROMISE WHAT I BELIEVE IN FOR ANYTHING, EVER. I WILL DEFEND WHAT I BELIEVE, REGARDLESS OF THE CONSEQUENCES.

Nobody said stop believing what you believe... Just fucking shut up about it.

ATL_Ryan · 09-28-2004, 06:38 AM

Jesus Built my Hotrod.

mardigras · 09-28-2004, 07:06 AM

You are the oil world leaders of the future will be fighting over

Pleasurepays · 09-28-2004, 07:42 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK
And why aren't the lions eating the deer?

no ketchup?

radical · 09-28-2004, 07:51 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK
To quote a famous SleazyDream saying:

"This is GoFuckYourself.com, not HugsAndKisses.com"

Amen

Whit Just Whit · 09-28-2004, 08:03 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM

There is more evidence to support the theory of aliens than the theory of any God. The only reason that more people believe in God over aliens is that God instills fear based on a book written by MAN.

Um i think most ppl believe in god because it provides hope and it gives ppl a standard to live by....

I dont live through fear i live through love....

God doesn't instill fear AAron... i think its human's that maniuplate his message and thereby bring fear into ppl's hearts instead of preaching the message.

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Evil1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,893	Originally posted by boobmaster ----------- who say that theists do not think rationally ---------- you still havnt given me a rational reason how noah got a pair of 500k species of animals on a fucking boat and floated around not have the food chain kick in ask your preist exactly how many titanic sized boats it would take to fit 2 of every species animal on the fucking planet in. __________________

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