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Originally posted by BRISK
You know what I find even more entertaining than asking Christians to prove the existence of God? Ask them to prove why their God is the true God and other Gods are not the true God. That gets entertaining. 
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Or when they come knocking at your door, instead of shooing them away, invite them in a talk with them for a few minutes. Then when they feel really comfortable with you, stand up and raise out your arms and start chanting "I am the messiah of which you speak."
In a low wisper at first, and get louder every few seconds.
If they don't run, grab one by the head and tell him you have healed him.
OOO crist, I should get some sleep.
