Who is federal inmate No. 55170-054???? - GoFuckYourself.com

directfiesta · 09-27-2004, 01:59 PM

Martha Stewart.

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Martha Stewart assigned inmate number

NEW YORK (AP) - Martha Stewart still does not know where she will do her time, but she has already been designated federal inmate No. 55170-054.
The celebrity homemaker, who must begin serving her five-month prison sentence by Oct. 8, was assigned the number by federal marshals.

The number now appears under Stewart's name on the U.S. Bureau of Prisons Web site. She is also listed as "in transit," but the designation simply means she has a reporting date, prisons spokesman Dan Dunne said Monday.

Prisons officials still must decide where Stewart will serve her time for lying about a stock sale. She has asked to be assigned to the minimum-security federal prison in Danbury, Conn., to make it easier for her 90-year-old mother to visit.

Sheri Santiago · 09-27-2004, 02:01 PM

whoa, you know she'll just use this as an excuse to write a book about living in prison

JFK · 09-27-2004, 02:01 PM

does it have a cute little bow around it

Plan9 · 09-27-2004, 02:05 PM

Goll, she's gonna have the PURTIEST darn jumpsuit in that joint.

jacked · 09-27-2004, 02:08 PM

she's from my home town some fucked up people have come out of there they just recently sold her families house i'm suprised they didn't make a big deal out of it due to the fact it was the house she grew up in.

DoubleD · 09-27-2004, 02:19 PM

"And now for today's jail house craft:

How to make the perfect festive shank...

...saving your ass in a pinch, it's a good thing."

uno · 09-27-2004, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by jacked
she's from my home town some fucked up people have come out of there they just recently sold her families house i'm suprised they didn't make a big deal out of it due to the fact it was the house she grew up in.

You're from Nutley?

pornguy · 09-27-2004, 02:27 PM

No she will buy the prison and turn all the inmates into either slaves making her shitty clothing, or int students so that they have a shot at a fashon job when they get out.

Manowar · 09-27-2004, 02:29 PM

she might become bubba's bitch.

media · 09-27-2004, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by DoubleD
"And now for today's jail house craft:

How to make the perfect festive shank...

...saving your ass in a pinch, it's a good thing."

LOL! we know who watched her show now!

MattO · 09-27-2004, 02:54 PM

it'll be a good episode when she shows different ways of tossing a salad

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