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directfiesta 09-27-2004 01:59 PM

Who is federal inmate No. 55170-054????
 
Martha Stewart.

Quote:

Martha Stewart assigned inmate number

NEW YORK (AP) - Martha Stewart still does not know where she will do her time, but she has already been designated federal inmate No. 55170-054.
The celebrity homemaker, who must begin serving her five-month prison sentence by Oct. 8, was assigned the number by federal marshals.

The number now appears under Stewart's name on the U.S. Bureau of Prisons Web site. She is also listed as "in transit," but the designation simply means she has a reporting date, prisons spokesman Dan Dunne said Monday.

Prisons officials still must decide where Stewart will serve her time for lying about a stock sale. She has asked to be assigned to the minimum-security federal prison in Danbury, Conn., to make it easier for her 90-year-old mother to visit.



Sheri Santiago 09-27-2004 02:01 PM

whoa, you know she'll just use this as an excuse to write a book about living in prison

JFK 09-27-2004 02:01 PM

does it have a cute little bow around it :Graucho

Plan9 09-27-2004 02:05 PM

Goll, she's gonna have the PURTIEST darn jumpsuit in that joint.

jacked 09-27-2004 02:08 PM

she's from my home town some fucked up people have come out of there they just recently sold her families house i'm suprised they didn't make a big deal out of it due to the fact it was the house she grew up in.

DoubleD 09-27-2004 02:19 PM

"And now for today's jail house craft:

How to make the perfect festive shank...

...saving your ass in a pinch, it's a good thing."

uno 09-27-2004 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jacked
she's from my home town some fucked up people have come out of there they just recently sold her families house i'm suprised they didn't make a big deal out of it due to the fact it was the house she grew up in.
You're from Nutley?

pornguy 09-27-2004 02:27 PM

No she will buy the prison and turn all the inmates into either slaves making her shitty clothing, or int students so that they have a shot at a fashon job when they get out.

Manowar 09-27-2004 02:29 PM

she might become bubba's bitch.

media 09-27-2004 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DoubleD
"And now for today's jail house craft:

How to make the perfect festive shank...

...saving your ass in a pinch, it's a good thing."

LOL! we know who watched her show now!

MattO 09-27-2004 02:54 PM

it'll be a good episode when she shows different ways of tossing a salad


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