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CDSmith · 09-27-2004, 09:03 AM

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
(You may need to stand on the lid)

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

Fuck!ShootMe · 09-27-2004, 09:05 AM

Ive done that before....it unfortunately makes your cat smell like shit!

TurboAngel · 09-27-2004, 09:06 AM

Ross · 09-27-2004, 09:06 AM

HAHAHAHA

I might try this... But I think my cat would kill me

xclusive · 09-27-2004, 09:10 AM

That is so fucking wrong...

DarkJedi · 09-27-2004, 09:12 AM

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Originally posted by TurboAngel

Denis_SC · 09-27-2004, 09:12 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
(You may need to stand on the lid)

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

LOL ROFL LMAO

wyldblyss · 09-27-2004, 09:13 AM

Geez...poor kitty that gets stuck with that job

Doc911 · 09-27-2004, 09:14 AM

this actually works!!!

dennisthemenace · 09-27-2004, 09:16 AM

This is how we clean ours:

jacked · 09-27-2004, 09:18 AM

lol thats just so wrong that would be one tramatized kitty

TurboAngel · 09-27-2004, 09:18 AM

You want to try that with my new cat?

CDSmith · 09-27-2004, 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by TurboAngel
You want to try that with my new cat?

I'd like to make Ted from Prohosters try that on your cat.

TurboAngel · 09-27-2004, 09:46 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
I'd like to make Ted from Prohosters try that on your cat.

OMG, that's sooooooo funny.

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 09-27-2004, 09:48 AM

block · 09-27-2004, 09:49 AM

Funny shit

Furious_Male · 09-27-2004, 09:50 AM

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Originally posted by TurboAngel
You want to try that with my new cat?

He would be better for an entire septic system or sewer lines from the house

Manowar · 09-27-2004, 09:51 AM

TurboAngel · 09-27-2004, 09:54 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
I'd like to make Ted from Prohosters try that on your cat.

My other cat got a new shirt at tha time......

Tricksy · 09-27-2004, 09:57 AM

It's so wrong.....poor kitty!!!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 09-27-2004, 09:57 AM

My old cat "pilgrim" would have sliced your skin apart and tried to eat you..no one could even pet the cat but me.. he was mean and wicked. I decided he was the reincarnation of my ex..lol

CDSmith · 09-27-2004, 10:07 AM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
My old cat "pilgrim" would have sliced your skin apart and tried to eat you..no one could even pet the cat but me.. he was mean and wicked. I decided he was the reincarnation of my ex..lol

Off to the vet for a good de-clawing for a cat like that... I say.

NaughtyAlysha · 09-27-2004, 10:37 AM

johnbosh · 09-27-2004, 10:39 AM

tranza · 09-27-2004, 10:49 AM

Lol...

Dagwolf · 09-27-2004, 10:52 AM

Damn you! I tried it and the toilet's still dirty, the cat hates me and the floor is soaking wet.

Bigjohn · 09-27-2004, 11:13 AM

Hmmm, tried it with my cat and couldn't figure out why there wasn't any ruckus inside the bowl..... when I opened the lid he was smoking a cigarette and scrubbing his back with the toilet brush!!!!

wdsguy · 09-27-2004, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by Bigjohn
Hmmm, tried it with my cat and couldn't figure out why there wasn't any ruckus inside the bowl..... when I opened the lid he was smoking a cigarette and scrubbing his back with the toilet brush!!!!

thats 1 crazy cat ya guys got

the_wizz · 09-27-2004, 12:13 PM

That kicks ass!!!

Fabuleux · 09-27-2004, 12:15 PM

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Originally posted by TurboAngel
You want to try that with my new cat?

You're sure that ain't a tiger?

Downtime · 09-27-2004, 12:28 PM

lol nice post!

Elli · 09-27-2004, 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by Fabuleux
You're sure that ain't a tiger?

Look at the tipped ears. Looks like a lynx/bobcat to me

Bobcat

Canadian Lynx

I had no idea those were legal to keep as pets. Yikes!

Fabuleux · 09-27-2004, 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Look at the tipped ears. Looks like a lynx/bobcat to me

Bobcat

Canadian Lynx

I had no idea those were legal to keep as pets. Yikes!

http://www.gotexoticsonline.com/bobc...bcat-pet.shtml

Anyway, too dangerous to clean the toilet

CDSmith · 09-27-2004, 12:49 PM

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Originally posted by Fabuleux
Anyway, too dangerous to clean the toilet

What about a urinal?

TurboAngel · 09-27-2004, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Look at the tipped ears. Looks like a lynx/bobcat to me :

I had no idea those were legal to keep as pets. Yikes!

He's a Highland Lynx mixed with a Himalayan Persian. Yes it's legal.

myjah · 09-27-2004, 01:59 PM

haha, just what you'd expect from the dog.

Lucy · 09-27-2004, 02:00 PM

that's just fucked up, poor kitty

uno · 09-27-2004, 02:54 PM

I've seen Rocco clean a few toilets with the heads of women he was fucking.

groark · 09-27-2004, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
(You may need to stand on the lid)

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

Hum my cat has cancer

CDSmith · 09-27-2004, 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by groark
Hum my cat has cancer

Then I wouldn't recommend cleaning your toilet with him.

TweetyBird · 09-27-2004, 03:07 PM

that's only wicked way to clean a toilet...

GirlV · 09-27-2004, 03:09 PM

could also use about 40 hamsters. and they flush great for easy disposal!

Manowar · 09-27-2004, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
What about a urinal?

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