How to clean your toilet the FUN way
 

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
(You may need to stand on the lid)

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

Ive done that before....it unfortunately makes your cat smell like shit!

:(

HAHAHAHA

I might try this... But I think my cat would kill me :(

That is so fucking wrong...:thumbsup

LOL ROFL LMAO :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Geez...poor kitty that gets stuck with that job

this actually works!!!

This is how we clean ours:
http://www.lendahand.com/dee67/toiletbrush.jpg

lol thats just so wrong that would be one tramatized kitty

You want to try that with my new cat?


http://www.turboface.com/misc/bigcat2.jpg

I'd like to make Ted from Prohosters try that on your cat.

OMG, that's sooooooo funny.



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LOL!

Funny shit :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

He would be better for an entire septic system or sewer lines from the house :1orglaugh

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My other cat got a new shirt at tha time......


http://www.turboface.com/misc/kitty.jpg

It's so wrong.....poor kitty!!!

My old cat "pilgrim" would have sliced your skin apart and tried to eat you..no one could even pet the cat but me.. he was mean and wicked. I decided he was the reincarnation of my ex..lol

Off to the vet for a good de-clawing for a cat like that... I say.


:Graucho

:(

nice

Lol...

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Damn you! I tried it and the toilet's still dirty, the cat hates me and the floor is soaking wet. :BangBang:

Hmmm, tried it with my cat and couldn't figure out why there wasn't any ruckus inside the bowl..... when I opened the lid he was smoking a cigarette and scrubbing his back with the toilet brush!!!! :1orglaugh

thats 1 crazy cat ya guys got

That kicks ass!!!

You're sure that ain't a tiger?

lol nice post!

Look at the tipped ears. Looks like a lynx/bobcat to me :)

Bobcat
http://www.gotexoticsonline.com/bobc...obcat-0009.jpg

Canadian Lynx
http://www.gotexoticsonline.com/cana...-lynx-0001.jpg

I had no idea those were legal to keep as pets. Yikes!

http://www.gotexoticsonline.com/bobc...bcat-pet.shtml

Anyway, too dangerous to clean the toilet :winkwink:

What about a urinal?


http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/mouthurinal.jpg

He's a Highland Lynx mixed with a Himalayan Persian. Yes it's legal.

haha, just what you'd expect from the dog.

that's just fucked up, poor kitty:(

I've seen Rocco clean a few toilets with the heads of women he was fucking.

Hum my cat has cancer :(

Then I wouldn't recommend cleaning your toilet with him.

that's only wicked way to clean a toilet...

could also use about 40 hamsters. and they flush great for easy disposal!

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