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  • CDSmith
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    • May 2001
    • 51460

    #1

    How to clean your toilet the FUN way

    How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
    (You may need to stand on the lid)

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

    Sincerely,

    The Dog
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  • Fuck!ShootMe
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    • Jun 2004
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    #2
    Ive done that before....it unfortunately makes your cat smell like shit!

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    • TurboAngel
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      • Jun 2003
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      #3

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      • Ross
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        • Sep 2002
        • 18874

        #4
        HAHAHAHA

        I might try this... But I think my cat would kill me

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        • xclusive
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          • Apr 2004
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          #5
          That is so fucking wrong...

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          • DarkJedi
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            • Feb 2001
            • 28301

            #6
            Originally posted by TurboAngel

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            • Denis_SC
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              • Jan 2004
              • 2332

              #7
              Originally posted by CDSmith
              How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

              1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

              2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

              3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
              (You may need to stand on the lid)

              4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

              5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

              6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

              7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

              8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

              9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

              Sincerely,

              The Dog

              LOL ROFL LMAO

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              • wyldblyss
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                • Nov 2003
                • 5779

                #8
                Geez...poor kitty that gets stuck with that job

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                • Doc911
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                  • Feb 2004
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                  #9
                  this actually works!!!


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                  • dennisthemenace
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                    • Feb 2003
                    • 2668

                    #10
                    This is how we clean ours:
                    All the best to you

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                    • jacked
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                      • May 2004
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                      #11
                      lol thats just so wrong that would be one tramatized kitty
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                      • TurboAngel
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                        • Jun 2003
                        • 30122

                        #12
                        You want to try that with my new cat?


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                        • CDSmith
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                          • May 2001
                          • 51460

                          #13
                          Originally posted by TurboAngel
                          You want to try that with my new cat?


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                          • TurboAngel
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                            I'd like to make Ted from Prohosters try that on your cat.

                            OMG, that's sooooooo funny.



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                            • Zoe_Zoebaboe
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                              #15
                              LOL!
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                              • block
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                                #16
                                Funny shit

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                                • Furious_Male
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                  You want to try that with my new cat?


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                                  • Manowar
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                                    #18

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                                    • TurboAngel
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                                      • Jun 2003
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                      I'd like to make Ted from Prohosters try that on your cat.
                                      My other cat got a new shirt at tha time......


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                                      • Tricksy
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                                        • Aug 2004
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                                        #20
                                        It's so wrong.....poor kitty!!!


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                                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                          • Oct 2002
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                                          #21
                                          My old cat "pilgrim" would have sliced your skin apart and tried to eat you..no one could even pet the cat but me.. he was mean and wicked. I decided he was the reincarnation of my ex..lol

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                                          • CDSmith
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                                            • May 2001
                                            • 51460

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                            My old cat "pilgrim" would have sliced your skin apart and tried to eat you..no one could even pet the cat but me.. he was mean and wicked. I decided he was the reincarnation of my ex..lol
                                            Off to the vet for a good de-clawing for a cat like that... I say.


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                                            • NaughtyAlysha
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                                              #23


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                                              • johnbosh
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                                                #24
                                                nice

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                                                • tranza
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                                                  • Jun 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  Lol...

                                                  I'm just a newbie.

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                                                  • Dagwolf
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                                                    • Sep 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    Damn you! I tried it and the toilet's still dirty, the cat hates me and the floor is soaking wet.
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                                                    • Bigjohn
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                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                      • 1118

                                                      #27
                                                      Hmmm, tried it with my cat and couldn't figure out why there wasn't any ruckus inside the bowl..... when I opened the lid he was smoking a cigarette and scrubbing his back with the toilet brush!!!!
                                                      Last edited by Bigjohn; 09-27-2004, 10:14 AM.

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                                                      • wdsguy
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                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                        • 19568

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Bigjohn
                                                        Hmmm, tried it with my cat and couldn't figure out why there wasn't any ruckus inside the bowl..... when I opened the lid he was smoking a cigarette and scrubbing his back with the toilet brush!!!!
                                                        thats 1 crazy cat ya guys got

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                                                        • the_wizz
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                                                          #29
                                                          That kicks ass!!!
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                                                          • Fabuleux
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                                                            • May 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                            You want to try that with my new cat?


                                                            You're sure that ain't a tiger?

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                                                            • Downtime
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                                                              #31
                                                              lol nice post!
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                                                              • Elli
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Fabuleux
                                                                You're sure that ain't a tiger?
                                                                Look at the tipped ears. Looks like a lynx/bobcat to me

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                                                                • Fabuleux
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Elli
                                                                  Look at the tipped ears. Looks like a lynx/bobcat to me

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                                                                  I had no idea those were legal to keep as pets. Yikes!
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                                                                  Anyway, too dangerous to clean the toilet

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                                                                  • CDSmith
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                                                                    • May 2001
                                                                    • 51460

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Fabuleux
                                                                    Anyway, too dangerous to clean the toilet
                                                                    What about a urinal?


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                                                                    • TurboAngel
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Elli
                                                                      Look at the tipped ears. Looks like a lynx/bobcat to me :

                                                                      I had no idea those were legal to keep as pets. Yikes!
                                                                      He's a Highland Lynx mixed with a Himalayan Persian. Yes it's legal.

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                                                                      • myjah
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                                                                        • Sep 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        haha, just what you'd expect from the dog.
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                                                                        • Lucy
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          that's just fucked up, poor kitty

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                                                                          • uno
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            I've seen Rocco clean a few toilets with the heads of women he was fucking.
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                                                                            • groark
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                                                                              • Nov 2003
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                              How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

                                                                              1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

                                                                              2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

                                                                              3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
                                                                              (You may need to stand on the lid)

                                                                              4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

                                                                              5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

                                                                              6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

                                                                              7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

                                                                              8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

                                                                              9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

                                                                              Sincerely,

                                                                              The Dog
                                                                              Hum my cat has cancer

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                                                                              • CDSmith
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                                                                                • May 2001
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by groark
                                                                                Hum my cat has cancer
                                                                                Then I wouldn't recommend cleaning your toilet with him.
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                                                                                • TweetyBird
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  that's only wicked way to clean a toilet...
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                                                                                  • GirlV
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    could also use about 40 hamsters. and they flush great for easy disposal!

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                                                                                    • Manowar
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                                                                                      • Dec 2003
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                      What about a urinal?


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