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09-26-2004, 09:17 PM
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This Girl I Was Fucking Used My Computer and...
set her instant messenger to automatic login on my computer. I was logged in and got this IM so I thought I'd play with the guy for a little while. I hope I didnt' cause a murder or a mass ass whooping!!! Beachbumgal is me acting like this chick Amanda.
 joker2382: hey joker2382: hey, u there? beachbumgal: hey, im here. sup joker2382: whatcha doin? beachbumgal: nada. sittin here bored. beachbumgal: how bout u? joker2382: playing cards. Up a couple grand so far. beachbumgal: cool! beachbumgal: sooooo bored joker2382: u shoudl come over beachbumgal: why? what did you have in mind? joker2382: anythign you want to do? beachbumgal: anything, like what? wanna do something differnt? joker2382: like what? Hold on a sc. joker2382: k, i'm bak joker2382: what did you have in mind? beachbumgal: anal? joker2382: you like that now? joker2382: thats new beachbumgal: i havent' really had any good cock in me in that area so I dont know. beachbumgal: maybe you can turn me on to it? joker2382: it takes work and time. it might hurt joker2382: I dont want to hurt you beachbumgal: I love pain it makes it feel so much better joker2382: oh beachbumgal: you can choke me to joker2382: whats wrong with you? you sound like a str8 up freak now joker2382: I like it ;-) beachbumgal: im just drunk and horny and I want you to give it to me joker2382: come over beachbumgal: im waiting for keith to go to sleep so I can leave joker2382: just tell him your going out to see misty at the restrant. beachbumgal: ok joker2382: come over soon joker2382: i'll kick these guys out. I don't care if i'm winning thousands! i wanna get laid! beachbumgal: your on. ill be over in 10 minutes. joker2382: I live in a new place now joker2382: do you know where? beachbumgal: no. call my cell with the directions. joker2382: when? beachbumgal: now. joker2382: what about Keith? joker2382: wont' he hear your phone rining? beachbumgal: no. hes busy right now. joker2382: oh joker2382: ok, i'll call you now. joker2382: you really coming over to do anal and shit? beachbumgal: ya! call me now! joker2382: ok, calling now. beachbumgal: i want to suck your dick so bad and let you fuck my in my ass all night! joker2382: no one is answering joker2382: are you there? beachbumgal: yeah, i didn't hear it. call again. i need directions! i wanna get laid. when you call and i answer you better be in your sexy fuck me voice! joker2382: no problem but nobody is answering your phone beachbumgal: keep trying its prolly the service joker2382: holy shit beachbumgal: what? joker2382: keith answered beachbumgal: so? what did he say? joker2382: i was speaking all sexy and asked for you! i think he's pissed. he hung up on me. beachbumgal: oh, he's an asshole! hes just grumpy because his life sucks and i dont fuck him anymore beachbumgal: call me again. ill answer it this time. promise. joker2382: k joker2382: he answered again. joker2382: he said he was tracing my call and was going to kick my ass! does he know who I am? beachbumgal: he does now joker2382: ? beachbumgal: this isn't who you think this is! joker2382: ? beachbumgal: this is keith you fucking asshole! Have you been fucking my girl? thats it! I'm coming over now and kickign the living shit out of you! joker2382: wait. who is this? beachbumgal: it's keith you dumb fucking asswipe! the guy that will be kicking the shit out of you very shortly! joker2382: it was a joke. were just friends. beachbumgal: tell that to me when i'm fucking you up, asswipe! [joker2382 Logged off]
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09-26-2004, 09:21 PM
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fake
and not funny
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09-26-2004, 09:24 PM
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09-26-2004, 09:24 PM
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lol That guy got owned badly
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09-26-2004, 09:28 PM
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It's OK.
Send me the PS2 
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09-26-2004, 09:28 PM
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OMG owned!
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09-26-2004, 09:31 PM
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haha thats pretty good, fake or not.
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09-26-2004, 09:31 PM
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I think you're hot, I'd do you
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09-26-2004, 09:32 PM
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09-26-2004, 09:33 PM
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 Man, that guy is freaking the fuck out! I was just having fun and thought it would be nice to let him call her house at 12:00 am for a bootie call! Her boyfriend, Keith is a pretty large motherfucker, too! I'm so bad! 
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09-26-2004, 09:35 PM
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09-26-2004, 09:43 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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09-26-2004, 09:43 PM
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Ryde or Die
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lol he musta shit his pants
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09-26-2004, 09:47 PM
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i enjoyed the good quick read...
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09-26-2004, 09:49 PM
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good shit, dumbass would quit a card game he was winning for some ass |
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09-26-2004, 09:49 PM
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i love your sig
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09-26-2004, 09:51 PM
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Fuck, now i'm horney.
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09-26-2004, 09:53 PM
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09-26-2004, 09:54 PM
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PSD please?
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09-26-2004, 09:54 PM
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I'm a great bowler.
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You don't have a boyfriend named Keith do you?
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09-26-2004, 09:56 PM
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Ok that's gonna create some solid drama ! keep us updated
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haha!
Nice, reminds me of those logs from shortandhappy.com |
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09-26-2004, 11:42 PM
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09-27-2004, 12:52 AM
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Fake or not it's a funny story
 Although I wiuldn't let it go on for so long it starting getting a little weird in my book, if you know what I mean. |
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09-27-2004, 01:56 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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ok! that was fun!
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09-27-2004, 02:10 AM
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funn lol
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09-27-2004, 03:06 AM
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that was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. "joker2382: it was a joke. were just friends"
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09-27-2004, 03:13 AM
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#1 thread I've seen today!
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09-27-2004, 03:35 AM
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Hahahahah! The bastard got caught and he's now shitting his pants. Goood for you. He's been Punk'd!
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09-27-2004, 04:28 AM
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Made me laugh
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Funny...
I used to cyber with a girl with that nick all the time....
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hehe, funny one
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If it's real, I salute you.
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09-27-2004, 04:38 AM
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I don't care if it's fake or not it's a funny story
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are you keith or was this chick fucking 3 guys?
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09-27-2004, 04:49 AM
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I am Amazing Content!
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that's a good joke - that guy must have shit his pants
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"beachbumgal: I love pain it makes it feel so much better"
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Lol that's funny
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hehe nice one
So I take it its not your gal he is banging?
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09-27-2004, 05:39 AM
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you just had cyber sex with a guy
how was it?
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She isn't all that bright to have it log in auto.
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WOW! Nice....thanx for good laugh!
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lol
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09-27-2004, 06:22 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Wahahaha
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decent convo, ive seen better though
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