This Girl I Was Fucking Used My Computer and...
 

set her instant messenger to automatic login on my computer. I was logged in and got this IM so I thought I'd play with the guy for a little while. I hope I didnt' cause a murder or a mass ass whooping!!! Beachbumgal is me acting like this chick Amanda. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

joker2382: hey
joker2382: hey, u there?
beachbumgal: hey, im here. sup
joker2382: whatcha doin?
beachbumgal: nada. sittin here bored.
beachbumgal: how bout u?
joker2382: playing cards. Up a couple grand so far.
beachbumgal: cool!
beachbumgal: sooooo bored
joker2382: u shoudl come over
beachbumgal: why? what did you have in mind?
joker2382: anythign you want to do?
beachbumgal: anything, like what? wanna do something differnt?
joker2382: like what? Hold on a sc.
joker2382: k, i'm bak
joker2382: what did you have in mind?
beachbumgal: anal?
joker2382: you like that now?
joker2382: thats new
beachbumgal: i havent' really had any good cock in me in that area so I dont know.
beachbumgal: maybe you can turn me on to it?
joker2382: it takes work and time. it might hurt
joker2382: I dont want to hurt you
beachbumgal: I love pain it makes it feel so much better
joker2382: oh
beachbumgal: you can choke me to
joker2382: whats wrong with you? you sound like a str8 up freak now
joker2382: I like it ;-)
beachbumgal: im just drunk and horny and I want you to give it to me
joker2382: come over
beachbumgal: im waiting for keith to go to sleep so I can leave
joker2382: just tell him your going out to see misty at the restrant.
beachbumgal: ok
joker2382: come over soon
joker2382: i'll kick these guys out. I don't care if i'm winning thousands! i wanna get laid!
beachbumgal: your on. ill be over in 10 minutes.
joker2382: I live in a new place now
joker2382: do you know where?
beachbumgal: no. call my cell with the directions.
joker2382: when?
beachbumgal: now.
joker2382: what about Keith?
joker2382: wont' he hear your phone rining?
beachbumgal: no. hes busy right now.
joker2382: oh
joker2382: ok, i'll call you now.
joker2382: you really coming over to do anal and shit?
beachbumgal: ya! call me now!
joker2382: ok, calling now.
beachbumgal: i want to suck your dick so bad and let you fuck my in my ass all night!
joker2382: no one is answering
joker2382: are you there?
beachbumgal: yeah, i didn't hear it. call again. i need directions! i wanna get laid. when you call and i answer you better be in your sexy fuck me voice!
joker2382: no problem but nobody is answering your phone
beachbumgal: keep trying its prolly the service
joker2382: holy shit
beachbumgal: what?
joker2382: keith answered
beachbumgal: so? what did he say?
joker2382: i was speaking all sexy and asked for you! i think he's pissed. he hung up on me.
beachbumgal: oh, he's an asshole! hes just grumpy because his life sucks and i dont fuck him anymore
beachbumgal: call me again. ill answer it this time. promise.
joker2382: k
joker2382: he answered again.
joker2382: he said he was tracing my call and was going to kick my ass! does he know who I am?
beachbumgal: he does now
joker2382: ?
beachbumgal: this isn't who you think this is!
joker2382: ?
beachbumgal: this is keith you fucking asshole! Have you been fucking my girl? thats it! I'm coming over now and kickign the living shit out of you!
joker2382: wait. who is this?
beachbumgal: it's keith you dumb fucking asswipe! the guy that will be kicking the shit out of you very shortly!
joker2382: it was a joke. were just friends.
beachbumgal: tell that to me when i'm fucking you up, asswipe!

[joker2382 Logged off]

fake

and not funny

hahahahah thats great

:1orglaugh

lol That guy got owned badly :1orglaugh

It's OK.

Send me the PS2 :glugglug

OMG owned! :1orglaugh

haha thats pretty good, fake or not.

I think you're hot, I'd do you

I thought you only factored traffic into who you'd do? :helpme

PS2 already got sent to Bitterpen. :winkwink:

Man, that guy is freaking the fuck out! I was just having fun and thought it would be nice to let him call her house at 12:00 am for a bootie call! Her boyfriend, Keith is a pretty large motherfucker, too!

I'm so bad! :(

And you're quite the cutie yourself, Mary! I'm sure I'll eventually see you at a convention or in S. Florida (I'm there at least once ever 2 months) and we can prove to GFY that my penis is meatier and has a larger vein than Juicy's! :Graucho

re read, he fucked his chick.

lol he musta shit his pants

i enjoyed the good quick read...

:1orglaugh good shit, dumbass would quit a card game he was winning for some ass

i love your sig

when are you coming here next??? where in Florida????


Fuck, now i'm horney.

I AM LEET I SALE PIPM.TV FOR $5,000

PSD please?

I live in Tampa so it's nothing more than a hop, skip, and jump away. :Graucho

You don't have a boyfriend named Keith do you? :winkwink:

no, his name isn't keith.....but he is in South Carolina for a few months, and doesn't care what I do.

Ok that's gonna create some solid drama ! keep us updated

haha!

Nice, reminds me of those logs from shortandhappy.com

whoo-hoo thats a good deal!!!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fake or not it's a funny story :thumbsup

Although I wiuldn't let it go on for so long it starting getting a little weird in my book, if you know what I mean.

ok! that was fun!:1orglaugh

funn lol :)

:1orglaugh

that was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. "joker2382: it was a joke. were just friends" :1orglaugh

#1 thread I've seen today! :1orglaugh

Hahahahah! The bastard got caught and he's now shitting his pants. Goood for you. He's been Punk'd!

If you busted this guy giving it to your friend's chick, your friend has a right to know about that shit.

Made me laugh:1orglaugh

Funny...
I used to cyber with a girl with that nick all the time....



:Graucho

hehe, funny one :glugglug

If it's real, I salute you.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I don't care if it's fake or not it's a funny story:thumbsup

are you keith or was this chick fucking 3 guys?
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that's a good joke - that guy must have shit his pants :1orglaugh

"beachbumgal: I love pain it makes it feel so much better"

best sentence :1orglaugh

Lol that's funny :thumbsup

hehe nice one :1orglaugh

So I take it its not your gal he is banging?:Graucho

you just had cyber sex with a guy

how was it?

She isn't all that bright to have it log in auto.

WOW! Nice....thanx for good laugh!:1orglaugh :thumbsup

lol


tb

Wahahaha :1orglaugh

decent convo, ive seen better though