set her instant messenger to automatic login on my computer. I was logged in and got this IM so I thought I'd play with the guy for a little while. I hope I didnt' cause a murder or a mass ass whooping!!! Beachbumgal is me acting like this chick Amanda. 
joker2382: hey
joker2382: hey, u there?
beachbumgal: hey, im here. sup
joker2382: whatcha doin?
beachbumgal: nada. sittin here bored.
beachbumgal: how bout u?
joker2382: playing cards. Up a couple grand so far.
beachbumgal: cool!
beachbumgal: sooooo bored
joker2382: u shoudl come over
beachbumgal: why? what did you have in mind?
joker2382: anythign you want to do?
beachbumgal: anything, like what? wanna do something differnt?
joker2382: like what? Hold on a sc.
joker2382: k, i'm bak
joker2382: what did you have in mind?
beachbumgal: anal?
joker2382: you like that now?
joker2382: thats new
beachbumgal: i havent' really had any good cock in me in that area so I dont know.
beachbumgal: maybe you can turn me on to it?
joker2382: it takes work and time. it might hurt
joker2382: I dont want to hurt you
beachbumgal: I love pain it makes it feel so much better
joker2382: oh
beachbumgal: you can choke me to
joker2382: whats wrong with you? you sound like a str8 up freak now
joker2382: I like it ;-)
beachbumgal: im just drunk and horny and I want you to give it to me
joker2382: come over
beachbumgal: im waiting for keith to go to sleep so I can leave
joker2382: just tell him your going out to see misty at the restrant.
beachbumgal: ok
joker2382: come over soon
joker2382: i'll kick these guys out. I don't care if i'm winning thousands! i wanna get laid!
beachbumgal: your on. ill be over in 10 minutes.
joker2382: I live in a new place now
joker2382: do you know where?
beachbumgal: no. call my cell with the directions.
joker2382: when?
beachbumgal: now.
joker2382: what about Keith?
joker2382: wont' he hear your phone rining?
beachbumgal: no. hes busy right now.
joker2382: oh
joker2382: ok, i'll call you now.
joker2382: you really coming over to do anal and shit?
beachbumgal: ya! call me now!
joker2382: ok, calling now.
beachbumgal: i want to suck your dick so bad and let you fuck my in my ass all night!
joker2382: no one is answering
joker2382: are you there?
beachbumgal: yeah, i didn't hear it. call again. i need directions! i wanna get laid. when you call and i answer you better be in your sexy fuck me voice!
joker2382: no problem but nobody is answering your phone
beachbumgal: keep trying its prolly the service
joker2382: holy shit
beachbumgal: what?
joker2382: keith answered
beachbumgal: so? what did he say?
joker2382: i was speaking all sexy and asked for you! i think he's pissed. he hung up on me.
beachbumgal: oh, he's an asshole! hes just grumpy because his life sucks and i dont fuck him anymore
beachbumgal: call me again. ill answer it this time. promise.
joker2382: k
joker2382: he answered again.
joker2382: he said he was tracing my call and was going to kick my ass! does he know who I am?
beachbumgal: he does now
joker2382: ?
beachbumgal: this isn't who you think this is!
joker2382: ?
beachbumgal: this is keith you fucking asshole! Have you been fucking my girl? thats it! I'm coming over now and kickign the living shit out of you!
joker2382: wait. who is this?
beachbumgal: it's keith you dumb fucking asswipe! the guy that will be kicking the shit out of you very shortly!
joker2382: it was a joke. were just friends.
beachbumgal: tell that to me when i'm fucking you up, asswipe!
[joker2382 Logged off]
joker2382: hey
joker2382: hey, u there?
beachbumgal: hey, im here. sup
joker2382: whatcha doin?
beachbumgal: nada. sittin here bored.
beachbumgal: how bout u?
joker2382: playing cards. Up a couple grand so far.
beachbumgal: cool!
beachbumgal: sooooo bored
joker2382: u shoudl come over
beachbumgal: why? what did you have in mind?
joker2382: anythign you want to do?
beachbumgal: anything, like what? wanna do something differnt?
joker2382: like what? Hold on a sc.
joker2382: k, i'm bak
joker2382: what did you have in mind?
beachbumgal: anal?
joker2382: you like that now?
joker2382: thats new
beachbumgal: i havent' really had any good cock in me in that area so I dont know.
beachbumgal: maybe you can turn me on to it?
joker2382: it takes work and time. it might hurt
joker2382: I dont want to hurt you
beachbumgal: I love pain it makes it feel so much better
joker2382: oh
beachbumgal: you can choke me to
joker2382: whats wrong with you? you sound like a str8 up freak now
joker2382: I like it ;-)
beachbumgal: im just drunk and horny and I want you to give it to me
joker2382: come over
beachbumgal: im waiting for keith to go to sleep so I can leave
joker2382: just tell him your going out to see misty at the restrant.
beachbumgal: ok
joker2382: come over soon
joker2382: i'll kick these guys out. I don't care if i'm winning thousands! i wanna get laid!
beachbumgal: your on. ill be over in 10 minutes.
joker2382: I live in a new place now
joker2382: do you know where?
beachbumgal: no. call my cell with the directions.
joker2382: when?
beachbumgal: now.
joker2382: what about Keith?
joker2382: wont' he hear your phone rining?
beachbumgal: no. hes busy right now.
joker2382: oh
joker2382: ok, i'll call you now.
joker2382: you really coming over to do anal and shit?
beachbumgal: ya! call me now!
joker2382: ok, calling now.
beachbumgal: i want to suck your dick so bad and let you fuck my in my ass all night!
joker2382: no one is answering
joker2382: are you there?
beachbumgal: yeah, i didn't hear it. call again. i need directions! i wanna get laid. when you call and i answer you better be in your sexy fuck me voice!
joker2382: no problem but nobody is answering your phone
beachbumgal: keep trying its prolly the service
joker2382: holy shit
beachbumgal: what?
joker2382: keith answered
beachbumgal: so? what did he say?
joker2382: i was speaking all sexy and asked for you! i think he's pissed. he hung up on me.
beachbumgal: oh, he's an asshole! hes just grumpy because his life sucks and i dont fuck him anymore
beachbumgal: call me again. ill answer it this time. promise.
joker2382: k
joker2382: he answered again.
joker2382: he said he was tracing my call and was going to kick my ass! does he know who I am?
beachbumgal: he does now
joker2382: ?
beachbumgal: this isn't who you think this is!
joker2382: ?
beachbumgal: this is keith you fucking asshole! Have you been fucking my girl? thats it! I'm coming over now and kickign the living shit out of you!
joker2382: wait. who is this?
beachbumgal: it's keith you dumb fucking asswipe! the guy that will be kicking the shit out of you very shortly!
joker2382: it was a joke. were just friends.
beachbumgal: tell that to me when i'm fucking you up, asswipe!
[joker2382 Logged off]
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