I've got another bone to pick with you guys! - GoFuckYourself.com

Lorenzo_Lamas · 09-26-2004, 08:39 PM

You stupid little shits. I see alot of you have been shooting your mouths off about me. It so easy for you to be all typing away on your keyboards and feel good about taking cheap shots at someone. It is truly pathetic.

I have some advice for all you little kiddies sitting up late on your parents computer. Seek employment, if you're old enough to. "adult webmasters", my ass. Doesn't that imply that you have to be an adult first?

You all can kiss my rich, successful, white

09-26-2004, 08:41 PM

I loved you in Snake Eater 2: The Drug Buster.

Fake Nick · 09-26-2004, 08:41 PM

hi juicy

Easton · 09-26-2004, 08:41 PM

i don't care about anything you have to say but if this thread turns out like your last one, i'll be glad i parked my sig early again

Juicy D. Links · 09-26-2004, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by Fake Nick
hi juicy

this aint me

Khun · 09-26-2004, 08:42 PM

Poor little fella

TurboAngel · 09-26-2004, 08:43 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
this aint me

You sure about that?

modF · 09-26-2004, 08:45 PM

I thought LL was Spanish?

Easton · 09-26-2004, 08:46 PM

so who is he anyhow?

CybermedAndy · 09-26-2004, 08:48 PM

Welcome back Lorenzo. We missed you.

LOVED you in CIA II: Target Alexa

Lorenzo_Lamas · 09-26-2004, 08:49 PM

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Originally posted by Easton
so who is he anyhow?

You've never heard of me? That's fine. I can accept ignorance better than arrogance.

CDSmith · 09-26-2004, 08:49 PM

The most underrated actor in Hollywood!!

(not)

EpicLisa · 09-26-2004, 08:50 PM

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Originally posted by Easton
so who is he anyhow?

I think the best gig he had was on Falcon Crest in the 80's . . . but he is now on the soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful . . . minus the long hair.

SEObot · 09-26-2004, 08:50 PM

CDSmith · 09-26-2004, 08:52 PM

Ah, the real Lorenzo is a good shit. Bit of a "could've been but never was"....

but what can you do?

It's all good.

Spunky · 09-26-2004, 08:52 PM

Get a haircut hippy

Lorenzo_Lamas · 09-26-2004, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by SEObot

Now here's the perfect example of a total loser. Someone that has too much time and not enough money.

I'm sure some of you people make money slinging pornography and clogging up people's inboxes, but it is painfully obvious that 99% of you do not.

Spunky · 09-26-2004, 08:59 PM

So does your girl like a good ass fuck now and then?.Tell her I beat off to her pics daily

Doctor Dre · 09-26-2004, 09:00 PM

Nice fake character troll

Jace · 09-26-2004, 09:01 PM

ohh shit, here we go again

CDSmith · 09-26-2004, 09:26 PM

Lorenzo.... let me ask you a personal question, if I may....

Back in your Falcon Crest days, did you or did you not throw one into Joan Collins?

Let me know. Thanks.

escorpio · 09-26-2004, 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Lorenzo.... let me ask you a personal question, if I may....

Back in your Falcon Crest days, did you or did you not throw one into Joan Collins?

Let me know. Thanks.

Say "yes" and be my hero. I always wanted to hit that MILF back in the 80's.

Lorenzo_Lamas · 09-26-2004, 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Lorenzo.... let me ask you a personal question, if I may....

Back in your Falcon Crest days, did you or did you not throw one into Joan Collins?

Let me know. Thanks.

Now this is the kind of shit that I'm talking about here.

How many Playmates have you ever fucked, or married?

I hear a loud buzzer sound, like on tv game shows.

Honeyslut · 09-26-2004, 09:33 PM

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Originally posted by modF
I thought LL was Spanish?

His mother is Arlene Dahl and she is a Norwegian American http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/arlenedahl.html

Wiggles · 09-26-2004, 09:34 PM

your white?

Lorenzo_Lamas · 09-26-2004, 09:35 PM

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Originally posted by Honeyslut
His mother is Arlene Dahl and she is a Norwegian American http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/arlenedahl.html

Oh, no. Not you again.

Honeyslut · 09-26-2004, 09:36 PM

Oh good. That sexy Lorenzo sig is back !

CDSmith · 09-26-2004, 09:36 PM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Now this is the kind of shit that I'm talking about here.

How many Playmates have you ever fucked, or married?

I hear a loud buzzer sound, like on tv game shows.

So that's a yes?

I knew it. Damn. Was she a man-mangling sabre-toothed she-cat?

Indulge me. I get zero attention from real women these days.

Honeyslut · 09-26-2004, 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Oh, no. Not you again.

Oh be nice. I just came back from taking my baby colt to the vet.
Crappy night.

wdsguy · 09-26-2004, 09:37 PM

here we go again

Spunky · 09-26-2004, 09:39 PM

Is it true you were caught giving Tony Danza a blowjob?

Honeyslut · 09-26-2004, 09:40 PM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Oh, no. Not you again.

Eve · 09-26-2004, 09:41 PM

Me an Lorenzo rollin' in a Benzo..

CDSmith · 09-26-2004, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by Honeyslut

Dump that husband of yours. Then we'll talk.

Kel · 09-26-2004, 09:45 PM

I loved you in Falcon Crest

Honeyslut · 09-26-2004, 09:46 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Dump that husband of yours. Then we'll talk.

Lorenzo_Lameass · 09-26-2004, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
You stupid little shits. I see alot of you have been shooting your mouths off about me. It so easy for you to be all typing away on your keyboards and feel good about taking cheap shots at someone. It is truly pathetic.

I have some advice for all you little kiddies sitting up late on your parents computer. Seek employment, if you're old enough to. "adult webmasters", my ass. Doesn't that imply that you have to be an adult first?

You all can kiss my rich, successful, white

Must be on the payroll to have that big of a sig !

Lorenzo_Lameass · 09-26-2004, 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
You've never heard of me? That's fine. I can accept fucking in my tight ass .

Lorenzo_Lamas · 09-26-2004, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Was she a man-mangling sabre-toothed she-cat?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

HAPPYPEEKERS · 09-26-2004, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by EpicLisa
I think the best gig he had was on Falcon Crest in the 80's . . . but he is now on the soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful . . . minus the long hair.

and don't forget quite older lol

Honeyslut · 09-26-2004, 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith

Indulge me. I get zero attention from real women these days.

Really ? You seem very intelligent and funny.
What's wrong with the single chicks ?

CDSmith · 09-26-2004, 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Try me.

I just might. That woman has tigress written all over her.

CDSmith · 09-26-2004, 10:11 PM

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Originally posted by Honeyslut
Really ? You seem very intelligent and funny.
What's wrong with the single chicks ?

Shhh!

Play along dammit.

Lorenzo_Lamas · 09-26-2004, 10:15 PM

Yet another example. This spunky1 kid. Look at how he jumps up and down wanting attention. Saying things only a pimple-faced teenager would say. I am not even going to give him the thrill of replying to any of his posts. I shouldn't even have said what I just said here about him. Just me acknowledging his existence just probably made him slide down his zipper slowly and start jerking off violently.

Honeyslut · 09-26-2004, 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Shhh!

Play along dammit.

Oh sorry, I had a brunnette moment.

I probably be on edge til I get a call from the Vet about my little man Chance.

CDSmith · 09-26-2004, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by Honeyslut

You know, I've had this short fantasy where you and I walk into a room full of people, my family, friends, etc... You in a sleek gownless evening-strap, me in an italian cut dinner suit. I slip my arm around you and slide my hand up your bare back, and introduce you to the group..... "Hey everyone, mom, dad... I'd like you to meet my girlfriend Honeyslut"

By the way, does that husband of yours know you're teasing me so?

Lorenzo_Lamas · 09-26-2004, 10:19 PM

CDSmith and Honeyslut. Please stop having cybersex. It is making me sick.

SEObot · 09-26-2004, 10:21 PM

Is that you in the pic?

Spunky · 09-26-2004, 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Yet another example. This spunky1 kid. Look at how he jumps up and down wanting attention. Saying things only a pimple-faced teenager would say. I am not even going to give him the thrill of replying to any of his posts. I shouldn't even have said what I just said here about him. Just me acknowledging his existence just probably made him slide down his zipper slowly and start jerking off violently.

What...those were legit questions...let me guess she straps on a 12 "dildo and slams you...

Honeyslut · 09-26-2004, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
You know, I've had this short fantasy where you and I walk into a room full of people, my family, friends, etc... You in a sleek gownless evening-strap, me in an italian cut dinner suit. I slip my arm around you and slide my hand up your bare back, and introduce you to the group..... "Hey everyone, mom, dad... I'd like you to meet my girlfriend Honeyslut"

By the way, does that husband of yours know you're teasing me so?

Nice fantasy.

09-26-2004, 08:39 PM	#1
Lorenzo_Lamas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 163	I've got another bone to pick with you guys! You stupid little shits. I see alot of you have been shooting your mouths off about me. It so easy for you to be all typing away on your keyboards and feel good about taking cheap shots at someone. It is truly pathetic. I have some advice for all you little kiddies sitting up late on your parents computer. Seek employment, if you're old enough to. "adult webmasters", my ass. Doesn't that imply that you have to be an adult first? You all can kiss my rich, successful, white

09-26-2004, 08:41 PM	#4
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09-26-2004, 08:49 PM	#12
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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Ah, the real Lorenzo is a good shit. Bit of a "could've been but never was".... but what can you do? It's all good. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	ohh shit, here we go again

09-26-2004, 09:26 PM	#21
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Lorenzo.... let me ask you a personal question, if I may.... Back in your Falcon Crest days, did you or did you not throw one into Joan Collins? Let me know. Thanks. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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09-26-2004, 09:37 PM	#30
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09-26-2004, 10:15 PM	#44
Lorenzo_Lamas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 163	Yet another example. This spunky1 kid. Look at how he jumps up and down wanting attention. Saying things only a pimple-faced teenager would say. I am not even going to give him the thrill of replying to any of his posts. I shouldn't even have said what I just said here about him. Just me acknowledging his existence just probably made him slide down his zipper slowly and start jerking off violently.

09-26-2004, 10:19 PM	#47
Lorenzo_Lamas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 163	CDSmith and Honeyslut. Please stop having cybersex. It is making me sick.

09-26-2004, 10:21 PM	#48
SEObot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 223	Is that you in the pic?