I've got another bone to pick with you guys!
 

You stupid little shits. I see alot of you have been shooting your mouths off about me. It so easy for you to be all typing away on your keyboards and feel good about taking cheap shots at someone. It is truly pathetic.

I have some advice for all you little kiddies sitting up late on your parents computer. Seek employment, if you're old enough to. "adult webmasters", my ass. Doesn't that imply that you have to be an adult first?

You all can kiss my rich, successful, white :Kissmy

I loved you in Snake Eater 2: The Drug Buster.

hi juicy :Graucho

i don't care about anything you have to say but if this thread turns out like your last one, i'll be glad i parked my sig early again

this aint me :1orglaugh

Poor little fella

You sure about that?


:winkwink:

I thought LL was Spanish?

so who is he anyhow?

Welcome back Lorenzo. We missed you.

LOVED you in CIA II: Target Alexa :thumbsup

You've never heard of me? That's fine. I can accept ignorance better than arrogance.

The most underrated actor in Hollywood!!



















































(not)

I think the best gig he had was on Falcon Crest in the 80's . . . but he is now on the soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful . . . minus the long hair.

Ah, the real Lorenzo is a good shit. Bit of a "could've been but never was"....

but what can you do?

It's all good.

Get a haircut hippy

Now here's the perfect example of a total loser. Someone that has too much time and not enough money.

I'm sure some of you people make money slinging pornography and clogging up people's inboxes, but it is painfully obvious that 99% of you do not.

So does your girl like a good ass fuck now and then?.Tell her I beat off to her pics daily

Nice fake character troll

ohh shit, here we go again

Lorenzo.... let me ask you a personal question, if I may....

Back in your Falcon Crest days, did you or did you not throw one into Joan Collins? http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/hump.gif

Let me know. Thanks.

Say "yes" and be my hero. I always wanted to hit that MILF back in the 80's.

Now this is the kind of shit that I'm talking about here.

How many Playmates have you ever fucked, or married?

I hear a loud buzzer sound, like on tv game shows.

His mother is Arlene Dahl and she is a Norwegian American http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/arlenedahl.html

your white?

Oh, no. Not you again.

Oh good. That sexy Lorenzo sig is back !:Graucho

So that's a yes?


I knew it. Damn. Was she a man-mangling sabre-toothed she-cat?


Indulge me. I get zero attention from real women these days.

Oh be nice. I just came back from taking my baby colt to the vet.
Crappy night.

here we go again :1orglaugh

Is it true you were caught giving Tony Danza a blowjob?

:sadcrying

Me an Lorenzo rollin' in a Benzo..

Dump that husband of yours. Then we'll talk. :Graucho

I loved you in Falcon Crest :)

:Graucho

Must be on the payroll to have that big of a sig ! :Kissmy

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

and don't forget quite older lol :1orglaugh

Really ? You seem very intelligent and funny.
What's wrong with the single chicks ?

Try me.


I just might. That woman has tigress written all over her.

Shhh!

Play along dammit.

Yet another example. This spunky1 kid. Look at how he jumps up and down wanting attention. Saying things only a pimple-faced teenager would say. I am not even going to give him the thrill of replying to any of his posts. I shouldn't even have said what I just said here about him. Just me acknowledging his existence just probably made him slide down his zipper slowly and start jerking off violently.

Oh sorry, I had a brunnette moment.


I probably be on edge til I get a call from the Vet about my little man Chance.

You know, I've had this short fantasy where you and I walk into a room full of people, my family, friends, etc... You in a sleek gownless evening-strap, me in an italian cut dinner suit. I slip my arm around you and slide my hand up your bare back, and introduce you to the group..... "Hey everyone, mom, dad... I'd like you to meet my girlfriend Honeyslut"



:glugglug



By the way, does that husband of yours know you're teasing me so? :BangBang:

CDSmith and Honeyslut. Please stop having cybersex. It is making me sick.

Is that you in the pic?

What...those were legit questions...let me guess she straps on a 12 "dildo and slams you...

Nice fantasy. :)