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09-29-2004, 10:20 AM
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how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
jerk him off.
see sig.
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09-29-2004, 10:23 AM
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Ryde or Die
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kick him in the nutz
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09-29-2004, 10:24 AM
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Ik ben een aap
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My dog thinks about it then goes to do it, all I do is raise my hand slightly and the fucker runs. He knows he's about to get a slap on the nose.
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09-29-2004, 10:25 AM
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The punch line is "pick him up and suck him off."
Please get these things right. I won't tolerate miss used punch lines around here. |
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09-29-2004, 10:27 AM
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hahaha, it's the same exact effect... there's no one correct punch line. how about "let him shit on your chest and fuck you in the ass"
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09-29-2004, 10:27 AM
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-Talk about his grandmother?
-Tell him you have some mysterious "Sores" on your leg? -Stick your finger in his butt? -Tell him that your leg has a yeast infection? |
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09-29-2004, 10:32 AM
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shoot him
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09-29-2004, 10:33 AM
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09-29-2004, 11:25 AM
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Cut your leg off, it has been violated.
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09-29-2004, 11:26 AM
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09-29-2004, 11:26 AM
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Squeeze his paws really hard! He'll yelp and let go. Keep doing it everytime he humps, he'll learn.
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09-29-2004, 11:27 AM
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