how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
 

jerk him off.







see sig.

kick him in the nutz

My dog thinks about it then goes to do it, all I do is raise my hand slightly and the fucker runs. He knows he's about to get a slap on the nose.

The punch line is "pick him up and suck him off."

Please get these things right. I won't tolerate miss used punch lines around here.

hahaha, it's the same exact effect... there's no one correct punch line. how about "let him shit on your chest and fuck you in the ass"

-Talk about his grandmother?
-Tell him you have some mysterious "Sores" on your leg?
-Stick your finger in his butt?
-Tell him that your leg has a yeast infection?

shoot him

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Cut your leg off, it has been violated.

Thats probably the real reason why Old Yeller was shot.

Squeeze his paws really hard! He'll yelp and let go. Keep doing it everytime he humps, he'll learn.

Discipline :thumbsup