how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?

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  • smit
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 387

    #1

    how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?

    jerk him off.







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  • wdsguy
    Ryde or Die
    • Dec 2002
    • 19568

    #2
    kick him in the nutz

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    • Ross
      Ik ben een aap
      • Sep 2002
      • 18874

      #3
      My dog thinks about it then goes to do it, all I do is raise my hand slightly and the fucker runs. He knows he's about to get a slap on the nose.

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      • StuartD
        Sofa King Band
        • Jul 2002
        • 29903

        #4
        The punch line is "pick him up and suck him off."

        Please get these things right. I won't tolerate miss used punch lines around here.
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        • smit
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2003
          • 387

          #5
          Originally posted by MaskedMan
          The punch line is "pick him up and suck him off."

          Please get these things right. I won't tolerate miss used punch lines around here.


          hahaha, it's the same exact effect... there's no one correct punch line. how about "let him shit on your chest and fuck you in the ass"
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          • Pornweaver
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2004
            • 855

            #6
            -Talk about his grandmother?
            -Tell him you have some mysterious "Sores" on your leg?
            -Stick your finger in his butt?
            -Tell him that your leg has a yeast infection?

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            • Adulter
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2003
              • 1252

              #7
              shoot him

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              • smit
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2003
                • 387

                #8
                Originally posted by Adulter
                shoot him
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                • The Heron
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 4496

                  #9
                  Cut your leg off, it has been violated.

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                  • zzgundamnzz
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2002
                    • 6102

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Adulter
                    shoot him
                    Thats probably the real reason why Old Yeller was shot.


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                    • WPProphet
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 340

                      #11
                      Squeeze his paws really hard! He'll yelp and let go. Keep doing it everytime he humps, he'll learn.

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                      • Manowar
                        jellyfish  
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 71528

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Ross
                        My dog thinks about it then goes to do it, all I do is raise my hand slightly and the fucker runs. He knows he's about to get a slap on the nose.
                        Discipline

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