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Eek! I just ate something that kinda scared me
So i ordered a big fat juicy steak. Order arrived, i started eating it, no light tuend on, just tele so i didnt really see what i was eating. After a few mins i noticed the sauce looked kinda odd so i moved to the kitchen to look at it in the light.
Half my plate was covered in dark brown blood. The meat had dark, almost black spots in it and it looked like i cut open some veins or something. Im kinda worried now because i ate half of it before i noticed... Anybody any idea what is it and if i should worry? |
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make yourself puke it all out
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you also pissed the delivery guys off?
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pics?
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You now have a partially eaten African American Pumping Pole of Penile Power in your stomach.
Calll 911. |
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very rare meat?
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Ok someone tell me its just a vein and some blood....nothing to worry about.
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You should be ok, apart from feelng yucky.
Have them call you tho to reassure you everything is fine and your steak was just undercooked. |
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it was probably a tumor
a big bloody tumor and you ate it |
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Undercooked has nothing to do with it...this filet steak i ordered you can eat raw if you want. |
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could it be cancer spots
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Did you say brown spots and fully of veins? Those are usually signs of Mad Cow disease...
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there is no way eating cancerous tissue can do you any harm
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that cow was probably a 2 pack a dayer
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get your stomach pumped asap! this is not looking to good.
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Im thinking about calling someone who knows more about this but i dont know who... |
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Damn I have a weak stomach when it comes to eating shit. I almost threw up for you.
On that note, I wouldn't about it personally.
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Ok, i just called the restaurant and the guy guaranteed me it was just a vein after he took a look at the meat i returned.
Im still kinda nervous tho. |
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Ok i snapped a pic of the plate...lemme upload
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Sorry to hear it! Hope u'll feel better soon!
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I don't think it is a big deal, usually when you cook meat the blood starts coagulating on the surface but as it is cooked to medium and because of the delivery time, the blood becomes like a paste looking substance on the surface of the meat. Usually just smell the meat unless it is soaked with other sauces.
I am sure you feel sick right now and the more you think about it the worse you will feel so either drink some water or go to the ER. If it is bad meat your body will definitely let you know.
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Oh, and to deliberately puke you can put a finger down the throat or possibly swallow some salt.
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![]() Now, theres a difference between juicy red meat and the stuff that came out here. This is pure blood what you see. |
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Sue them...
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christ thats gross man. Sorry, not trying to be alarming, but freaking yuck...
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did the steak come with an actual HIV test?
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You just ate some mad cow disease
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if you still feel ok, youre ok.
normally you would feel it after 2 hours
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![]() I think by now i shouldve gotten sick. Unless its something like mad cow disease, that can take years. But if the meat was rotten or something i wouldve noticed it by now. |
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ewww, nasty man what kinda resturants you guy's have down there.
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Anyway, im drinking coffee with some booze....looks like i survived it. |
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What you had was a bovine blood clot, usually these clots contain massive amounts of e-coli bacteria , so they have to pump your stomach or the e-coli will start to attack your liver and kidneys within a few hours..
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