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Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts! Fitness and nutrition writer, and UNIX/Linux Sys Ad in training "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake." |
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Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts! Fitness and nutrition writer, and UNIX/Linux Sys Ad in training "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake." |
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Originally posted by charly
Why are women so fast to complain about men fucking badly? EROTEEK it's a joint venture it takes two to tango. I've fucked well over my fair share of women and love to give pleasure, anyone who has met me and Eva will tell you her smile is permanent, but one of the things I find is a lot of women can't fuck to save there life. They fall into different catagories. (A) You are so lucky I'm letting you. (B) Move in the wrong direction at the wrong time. (C) Spend all night stroking my leg or neck, get wise what turns you on does not turn me on. (D) Those that take two hours to orgasm. Honey it is not my fault that you are slow. (E) Those that take 30 seconds and after 15 minutes have had enough. (F) Those that think I want my hearing impaired or the people in the next town to know I'm getting laid. (G) Those that start threads complaining about men's performance assuming they are God's gift to the art of love making because they have a pussy. I will not even start about the ones who could not give good head if their life depended on it. "Please don't come in my mouth" She says, while I'm losing my erection because she is crap at it. EROTEEK until you can prove that you are a good lover do us a favour and STFU!! *End rant* Charly? do i sense a bit of frustration there? no matter how much i respect you "business related"... i am NOT a gerontofile...so proving i am a good lover is out of the question for you sweetie... Quote:
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My girl likes it no matter what I do. She always tells me what a big cock I have and moans at the right time, but then again she is a whore and I pay her $300 per hour.
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You have to teach them how YOU wanna be fucked.... if you give them the impression you are into the headbanging sex, then that's exactly what you are going to get.......... I am a woman, but I also know men aren't mindreaders and we have to tell them what we like and don't like......... but have THAT attitude and chances are, you probably won't get fucked by the same guy twice often....... rotfl
Everyone is different, there's nothing wrong with a good, fun fuck every now and then, and a very romantic, slow sex is great too.... but they don't know and aren't mindreaders, you have to convey to them what mode you are in and when. I don't mean walk up to him and say "Honey, I want ya to fuck me hard tonight and soft tomorrow night" and lay out a plan....... there are tons of ways to let them know...... Same as us girls don't know how they like to have their blowjobs unless they TELL US!! A simple but very productive thing to do in my opinion... LOL |
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You are very right about bad blow jobs. ![]() Problem with most women is they are fast to complain about a guys performance, but few ever think it could be them. That was the point of my post. |
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No the frustration was with women in general who complain about men in bed. Yes some of them are crap, but often this can be put right with some guidance. Girls you want men to be better lovers and more in tune with what you nedd? THEN TEACH US WHAT TO DO, INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING Sex is a joint venture, both lovers have to teach the other what to do. The first time I make love to a new lover is special it's about discovering what she needs and teaching her what I need. I was taught to do this by a lover a long time ago, I was lucky I had a teacher not a moaner. ![]() |
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Just to add to it, TRY to move away from a girl when she's about to cum. It isn't pretty and the aftermath is something like the current wrath of nature in a hurricane battered florida.
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you are a dominant that wants to be treated like a sub.. very difficult position you've put yourself in there Eroteek also.. try being a little nicer for god's sake.. you're mean and that's not attractive |
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![]() EROTEEK get with the program, sex is about a couple or three+ having some fun, communication relaxation and pleasure. It's not about who has the biggest orgasm. We all make some bad choices or just wrong nighters and women are more likely to this than men because of their hormones. Some nights she will melt and orgasm with ease, other nights she will need a little more work. But if you in general are having a rough time look to yourself. You are making bad choices or need to change your method. When single I reckoned a bad lover was one in every ten, others will say they slept with a bad lover nine out of ten times. Did they choose wrong or was the problem with them? |
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