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brand0n · 09-23-2004, 11:18 PM

leaving witha group of friends and this guy pushes me out the door

.:St Ides:. · 09-23-2004, 11:20 PM

Is there more to the story? I've been shoved out of the way by bouncers a few times, they usually say they are trying to clear a path to the door.

CDSmith · 09-23-2004, 11:30 PM

So... did you slap him down on the deck and step on his throat?

brand0n · 09-23-2004, 11:34 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
So... did you slap him down on the deck and step on his throat?

na just left

CDSmith · 09-23-2004, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by brand0n
na just left

Wimp.

.:St Ides:. · 09-23-2004, 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Wimp.

lol

brand0n · 09-23-2004, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Wimp.

think i shoulda went to mortal kombat?
back back forth forth up down up down b a b a select start

V_RocKs · 09-23-2004, 11:41 PM

Fucking pussy.. I bet you are a fucking metrosexual bitch...

Magg · 09-23-2004, 11:44 PM

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Originally posted by brand0n
think i shoulda went to mortal kombat?
back back forth forth up down up down b a b a select start

rofl

dig420 · 09-23-2004, 11:45 PM

bend over, reach between your legs and grab his ankles if he insists on crowding your back. Pull hard. Very effective.

Turn, mount, ground and pound. Or just keep the leg and straighten it more than it's supposed to be.

brand0n · 09-23-2004, 11:46 PM

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Originally posted by V_RocKs
Fucking pussy.. I bet you are a fucking metrosexual bitch...

i hang out with metrosexual guys.
no, im not metrosexual at all.

baddog · 09-23-2004, 11:46 PM

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Originally posted by brand0n
leaving witha group of friends and this guy pushes me out the door

isn't that what they do? keep the riff raff out?

baddog · 09-23-2004, 11:47 PM

this has been a very boring thread so far

.:St Ides:. · 09-23-2004, 11:48 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
this has been a very boring thread so far

yes, maybe you should start a new one piped full of drama!

brand0n · 09-23-2004, 11:48 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
isn't that what they do? keep the riff raff out?

you consider me riff raff?

baddog · 09-23-2004, 11:50 PM

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Originally posted by brand0n
you consider me riff raff?

apparently he did

pushpills · 09-23-2004, 11:50 PM

bouncers can be assholes.

I took my brothers friend (a harvard lawyer) to a blues club, time to go, bouncers tells us to get up and head toward the door, we say ok and start polishing our beer, he says "didnt you fucking hear what I said??" and grabs my bro's friend, I had to jump on him to make sure the guy didnt get hurt.

these 10 dollar an hour assholes think they are working for britney spears.

fuck em, just make sure you leave with your beauty intact (if you walked in with any to begin with)

.:St Ides:. · 09-23-2004, 11:50 PM

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Originally posted by brand0n
you consider me riff raff?

better to be called riff raff then ruff ruff.

pornguy · 09-23-2004, 11:50 PM

The last bouncer that pushed me went to the hospital and then to jail.

They really get on my nerves. They think that they are gods of the fight.

brand0n · 09-23-2004, 11:53 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
apparently he did

i was asking you

CDSmith · 09-23-2004, 11:55 PM

Alright drink up, it's time for everybody to get off this thread.

Move it.

.:St Ides:. · 09-23-2004, 11:56 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Alright drink up, it's time for everybody to get off this thread.

Move it.

Please start a new thread where we can continue then

reynold · 09-24-2004, 12:16 AM

nah! tose buoncers are just nothing! don't mind them!

zentz · 09-24-2004, 12:36 AM

why dont you come back and push him back ?

BrainDead · 09-24-2004, 12:37 AM

ohh that's really bad!

Persius · 09-24-2004, 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by brand0n
think i shoulda went to mortal kombat?
back back forth forth up down up down b a b a select start

YOu made my night thx :D

EviLSuperstaR · 09-24-2004, 09:36 AM

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Originally posted by V_RocKs
Fucking pussy.. I bet you are a fucking metrosexual bitch...

Hahahahahaha! Metrosexuals are gay bisexuals

wyldblyss · 09-24-2004, 09:41 AM

I feel cheated clicking on this thread....I thought there would be more to this story

EscortBiz · 09-24-2004, 09:45 AM

cool documentry on bouncers called "Bounce"

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...s=dvd&n=507846

nico-t · 09-24-2004, 09:48 AM

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Originally posted by brand0n
leaving witha group of friends and this guy pushes me out the door

lmao man thats interesting

wtf!!??

brizzad · 09-24-2004, 09:51 AM

was your feonsay with you, or was it just you and the guys?

Phoenix · 09-24-2004, 09:52 AM

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Originally posted by brand0n
think i shoulda went to mortal kombat?
back back forth forth up down up down b a b a select start

this one was good

TheMob · 09-24-2004, 09:53 AM

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Originally posted by V_RocKs
Fucking pussy.. I bet you are a fucking metrosexual bitch...

that's an instant fucking classic

xclusive · 09-24-2004, 09:56 AM

I was a bouncer for a few years and I know what you are talking about. I really just went there and chilled and was well liked by the ladies. But there were a lot of assholes and once they showed there true colors they got fired quick. I was close to one of the owners and he trusted my opinion. I just went to have fun and get paid for it. Hey just remember that if a bouncer lays a hand on you it's assault and you can sue the club also because he was working for them...

SR · 09-24-2004, 10:00 AM

Fully understandable.
I wouldn't want you in my club either.
Be happy you didn't get pushed out on your way in!

EscortBiz · 09-24-2004, 10:01 AM

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Originally posted by xclusive
I was a bouncer for a few years and I know what you are talking about. I really just went there and chilled and was well liked by the ladies. But there were a lot of assholes and once they showed there true colors they got fired quick. I was close to one of the owners and he trusted my opinion. I just went to have fun and get paid for it. Hey just remember that if a bouncer lays a hand on you it's assault and you can sue the club also because he was working for them...

so far 90% of GFY members where:

Bouncers
Male Strippers
Served in the USMC or in ome sort of Special Ops in some country

Amazing

CDSmith · 09-24-2004, 10:07 AM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
so far 90% of GFY members where:

Bouncers
Male Strippers
Served in the USMC or in ome sort of Special Ops in some country

Amazing

Heh, I hear you. Everybody is tough these days.

Btw, I was a bouncer and large event security for a total of 13 years. :D

Ejected more guys than I'd care to count
Never had one fight on the job in all that time
Never been sued

Alex From San Diego · 09-24-2004, 10:11 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Heh, I hear you. Everybody is tough these days.

Btw, I was a bouncer and large event security for a total of 13 years. :D

Ejected more guys than I'd care to count
Never had one fight on the job in all that time
Never been sued

I didn't know Chuckie Cheese had bouncers.....

xclusive · 09-24-2004, 10:14 AM

Being a bouncer doesn't mean shit most bouncers quit after the first night. It was just a job too me. I really went there to chill and once in awhile there was trouble but nothing that was a big deal...

CDSmith · 09-24-2004, 10:15 AM

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Originally posted by Alex From San Diego
I didn't know Chuckie Cheese had bouncers.....

ha ha.... good one. Thunk it up all by yourself did you?

block · 09-24-2004, 10:18 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
ha ha.... good one. Thunk it up all by yourself did you?

CDSmith · 09-24-2004, 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by xclusive
Being a bouncer doesn't mean shit most bouncers quit after the first night.

Quite a few did, yes.

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Originally posted by xclusive
It was just a job too me. I really went there to chill and once in awhile there was trouble but nothing that was a big deal...

There actually were some "big deals" at several of the clubs I worked, but it was handled evenly and nobody got injured.

Not like today, with shootings and stabbings going on outside clubs (and inside), one guy was shot to death just this year outside a Winnipeg club. Times have changed.

EscortBiz · 09-24-2004, 10:22 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Quite a few did, yes. There actually were some "big deals" at several of the clubs I worked, but it was handled evenly and nobody got injured.

Not like today, with shootings and stabbings going on outside clubs (and inside), one guy was shot to death just this year outside a Winnipeg club. Times have changed.

call Michael Moore, a shooting in Canada??? lol

Are the bouncers there on steroids like here in the US?

CDSmith · 09-24-2004, 10:26 AM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
call Michael Moore, a shooting in Canada??? lol

Are the bouncers there on steroids like here in the US?

A few were, yes. Don't know about now, I don't hit the clubs much anymore. Been there done that type of thing.

xclusive · 09-24-2004, 10:28 AM

I haven't worked asa bouncer for a few years now but as of last november my friend dave was still working at the club and he saw a guy get shot in the head about 5 feet in front of him. It was all over a silly beef that the black guy wa leaning on the asian kids car in front of the club and the asian kid went into his car and got a gun and put it in the face of the black guy. The black guy said that he didn't have the balls to do it but sure enough the guy shot him in the head. I'm glad i'm out of that shit now I have a wife and 2 kids I don't need to be dealing with the punks that are out there these days that will shoot you for a pair of shoes...

Furious_Male · 09-24-2004, 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
so far 90% of GFY members where:

Bouncers
Male Strippers
Served in the USMC or in ome sort of Special Ops in some country

Amazing

bunch of bad ass mother fuckers on this board.

Rich · 09-24-2004, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by brand0n
think i shoulda went to mortal kombat?
back back forth forth up down up down b a b a select start

that's the code for Contra for nintendo

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.:St Ides:. Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,857	Is there more to the story? I've been shoved out of the way by bouncers a few times, they usually say they are trying to clear a path to the door.

09-23-2004, 11:41 PM	#8
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09-23-2004, 11:45 PM	#10
dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	bend over, reach between your legs and grab his ankles if he insists on crowding your back. Pull hard. Very effective. Turn, mount, ground and pound. Or just keep the leg and straighten it more than it's supposed to be.

09-23-2004, 11:47 PM	#13
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	this has been a very boring thread so far

09-23-2004, 11:50 PM	#17
pushpills Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: CHICAGO Posts: 3,700	bouncers can be assholes. I took my brothers friend (a harvard lawyer) to a blues club, time to go, bouncers tells us to get up and head toward the door, we say ok and start polishing our beer, he says "didnt you fucking hear what I said??" and grabs my bro's friend, I had to jump on him to make sure the guy didnt get hurt. these 10 dollar an hour assholes think they are working for britney spears. fuck em, just make sure you leave with your beauty intact (if you walked in with any to begin with)

09-24-2004, 12:16 AM	#23
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	nah! tose buoncers are just nothing! don't mind them!

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09-24-2004, 09:51 AM	#31
brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	was your feonsay with you, or was it just you and the guys?

09-24-2004, 09:56 AM	#34
xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	I was a bouncer for a few years and I know what you are talking about. I really just went there and chilled and was well liked by the ladies. But there were a lot of assholes and once they showed there true colors they got fired quick. I was close to one of the owners and he trusted my opinion. I just went to have fun and get paid for it. Hey just remember that if a bouncer lays a hand on you it's assault and you can sue the club also because he was working for them... __________________ I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /

09-24-2004, 10:00 AM	#35
SR Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,239	Fully understandable. I wouldn't want you in my club either. Be happy you didn't get pushed out on your way in!

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xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	Being a bouncer doesn't mean shit most bouncers quit after the first night. It was just a job too me. I really went there to chill and once in awhile there was trouble but nothing that was a big deal... __________________ I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /

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xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	I haven't worked asa bouncer for a few years now but as of last november my friend dave was still working at the club and he saw a guy get shot in the head about 5 feet in front of him. It was all over a silly beef that the black guy wa leaning on the asian kids car in front of the club and the asian kid went into his car and got a gun and put it in the face of the black guy. The black guy said that he didn't have the balls to do it but sure enough the guy shot him in the head. I'm glad i'm out of that shit now I have a wife and 2 kids I don't need to be dealing with the punks that are out there these days that will shoot you for a pair of shoes... __________________ I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /