$1,000,000 Idea Thread #2 - GoFuckYourself.com

2HousePlague · 09-23-2004, 09:33 PM

I liked the first of these $1MM idea threads, but am too lazy to go back and look for it cuz search is down.

My $1 million Idea: Extreme Makeover -- The Babies!

On a bet, the producer of the Amazing Race convinces two former Extreme Makeover contestants to marry and bear a child.

These two once-hideous people prove they were as betrayed by nature in the brains department as they were in the looks department, by agreeing to this scheme, rather than returning to small-town life and mingling their tainted genetics with one of the attractive people who had mocked them in high school.

Told in 4 episodes, TV viewers at home get to follow along as the happy couple spend hours admiring their "science project", Tony Roberts-looking faces in the mirrors that cover every surface of the mansion they're briefly being permitted to occupy while the series is filmed, contrasted against as many hours spent submitting to humiliating tests and speaking gravely with the many medical "experts" brought on the show solely to speculate on the likely deformity of their hellish spawn. All of this builds to a heady climax on the last episode, when Baby Freak is born while America watches -- breathlessly.

Yours?

j-

JSA Matt · 09-23-2004, 09:41 PM

Go outside

SleazyDream · 09-23-2004, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
Go outside

2HousePlague · 09-23-2004, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
Go outside

But, I just got... IN.

j-

Penthouse Tony · 09-23-2004, 09:46 PM

The WNBA where the court is made of mirrors and the players don't wear underwear.

SleazyDream · 09-23-2004, 09:48 PM

who's taking bets that sagi and jack are in the same room?

JSA Matt · 09-23-2004, 09:49 PM

Ok, i'll play.... for the Bush supporters. New show: "Who wants to be beheaded?"

Penthouse Tony · 09-23-2004, 10:02 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
who's taking bets that sagi and jack are in the same room?

We are about 50 miles apart. This "Internet" shit sure beats smoke signal.

2HousePlague · 09-23-2004, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
who's taking bets that sagi and jack are in the same room?

Is that your BIG IDEA, Scott?

Maybe for a pay site, but not for TV...

emthree · 09-23-2004, 10:18 PM

Drop this.

Thanks

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-23-2004, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 2HousePlague
I liked the first of these $1MM idea threads, but am too lazy to go back and look for it cuz search is down.

My $1 million Idea: Extreme Makeover -- The Babies!

On a bet, the producer of the Amazing Race convinces two former Extreme Makeover contestants to marry and bear a child.

These two once-hideous people prove they were as betrayed by nature in the brains department as they were in the looks department, by agreeing to this scheme, rather than returning to small-town life and mingling their tainted genetics with one of the attractive people who had mocked them in high school.

Told in 4 episodes, TV viewers at home get to follow along as the happy couple spend hours admiring their "science project", Tony Roberts-looking faces in the mirrors that cover every surface of the mansion they're briefly being permitted to occupy while the series is filmed, contrasted against as many hours spent submitting to humiliating tests and speaking gravely with the many medical "experts" brought on the show solely to speculate on the likely deformity of their hellish spawn. All of this builds to a heady climax on the last episode, when Baby Freak is born while America watches -- breathlessly.

Yours?

j-

Don't call us, we will call you.

MMMk?

2HousePlague · 09-23-2004, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by emthree
Drop this.

Thanks

I'm sorry. This was a stupid thread. I appreciate your feedback. Really, I do. I'm not being sarcastic. Look, I don't know what's wrong with me. I used to have a life. This DOES feel like the Twilight Zone to me. I don't know where I am or how I got here. I'm the guy in the clown suit played by Roddy McDowell, making all the other prisoners in the garbage can forget that they're all in hell for just a split second. I won't do it again. I mean, I'll try.

j-

pornguy · 09-24-2004, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by Sagi_AFF
The WNBA where the court is made of mirrors and the players don't wear underwear.

Voting for this.

Voting for this!

xclusive · 09-24-2004, 12:38 AM

Make a documentary of how bush is fucking everything up... Don't worry Bush has enough fuckups as to where you wont have to use anything from the michael moore film...

09-23-2004, 09:33 PM	#1
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	$1,000,000 Idea Thread #2 I liked the first of these $1MM idea threads, but am too lazy to go back and look for it cuz search is down. My $1 million Idea: Extreme Makeover -- The Babies! On a bet, the producer of the Amazing Race convinces two former Extreme Makeover contestants to marry and bear a child. These two once-hideous people prove they were as betrayed by nature in the brains department as they were in the looks department, by agreeing to this scheme, rather than returning to small-town life and mingling their tainted genetics with one of the attractive people who had mocked them in high school. Told in 4 episodes, TV viewers at home get to follow along as the happy couple spend hours admiring their "science project", Tony Roberts-looking faces in the mirrors that cover every surface of the mansion they're briefly being permitted to occupy while the series is filmed, contrasted against as many hours spent submitting to humiliating tests and speaking gravely with the many medical "experts" brought on the show solely to speculate on the likely deformity of their hellish spawn. All of this builds to a heady climax on the last episode, when Baby Freak is born while America watches -- breathlessly. Yours? j- __________________ tada! Last edited by 2HousePlague; 09-23-2004 at 09:35 PM..

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09-23-2004, 09:48 PM	#6
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09-23-2004, 10:18 PM	#10
emthree Dialer Kingpin Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New York Posts: 10,816	Drop this. Thanks __________________ • Sell Patches & Pills •

09-24-2004, 12:38 AM	#14
xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	Make a documentary of how bush is fucking everything up... Don't worry Bush has enough fuckups as to where you wont have to use anything from the michael moore film... __________________ I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /

09-23-2004, 09:41 PM	#2
JSA Matt So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 5,464	Go outside

09-23-2004, 09:49 PM	#7
JSA Matt So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 5,464	Ok, i'll play.... for the Bush supporters. New show: "Who wants to be beheaded?"