$1,000,000 Idea Thread #2
 

I liked the first of these $1MM idea threads, but am too lazy to go back and look for it cuz search is down.



My $1 million Idea: Extreme Makeover -- The Babies!


On a bet, the producer of the Amazing Race convinces two former Extreme Makeover contestants to marry and bear a child.

These two once-hideous people prove they were as betrayed by nature in the brains department as they were in the looks department, by agreeing to this scheme, rather than returning to small-town life and mingling their tainted genetics with one of the attractive people who had mocked them in high school.

Told in 4 episodes, TV viewers at home get to follow along as the happy couple spend hours admiring their "science project", Tony Roberts-looking faces in the mirrors that cover every surface of the mansion they're briefly being permitted to occupy while the series is filmed, contrasted against as many hours spent submitting to humiliating tests and speaking gravely with the many medical "experts" brought on the show solely to speculate on the likely deformity of their hellish spawn. All of this builds to a heady climax on the last episode, when Baby Freak is born while America watches -- breathlessly.

Yours?


j-

Go outside

:1orglaugh

But, I just got... IN.

j-

The WNBA where the court is made of mirrors and the players don't wear underwear.

who's taking bets that sagi and jack are in the same room?

Ok, i'll play.... for the Bush supporters. New show: "Who wants to be beheaded?"

We are about 50 miles apart. This "Internet" shit sure beats smoke signal.

Is that your BIG IDEA, Scott?

Maybe for a pay site, but not for TV...



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Drop this.

Thanks

Don't call us, we will call you.

MMMk?

I'm sorry. This was a stupid thread. I appreciate your feedback. Really, I do. I'm not being sarcastic. Look, I don't know what's wrong with me. I used to have a life. This DOES feel like the Twilight Zone to me. I don't know where I am or how I got here. I'm the guy in the clown suit played by Roddy McDowell, making all the other prisoners in the garbage can forget that they're all in hell for just a split second. I won't do it again. I mean, I'll try.

j-

Voting for this.


Voting for this!

Make a documentary of how bush is fucking everything up... Don't worry Bush has enough fuckups as to where you wont have to use anything from the michael moore film...