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09-22-2004, 11:05 PM
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I just owned a hooker
i live on the corner house and people pick up hookers like 3/4 of a mile away from me. some fucker is on the sidestreet with his car running (and the car is loud as fuck) with a hooker so i let my dog out and he was barking like crazy at them.
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09-22-2004, 11:09 PM
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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09-22-2004, 11:09 PM
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That's totally not how it's done dude.
Get a couple buddies, some cigars, and some beers. Hang out and enjoy the show. When it's over, be sure to clap. |
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09-22-2004, 11:10 PM
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09-22-2004, 11:12 PM
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09-22-2004, 11:12 PM
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haha....that's a good one.. think you forgot something..if its really a knock out scene... give it a standing ovation.. 
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09-22-2004, 11:14 PM
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I am a meat popsicle.
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One more reason why I hate the phrase "Owned" 
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09-22-2004, 11:23 PM
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Die With Your Boots On
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09-22-2004, 11:25 PM
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I'm here for SPORT
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don't disturb them
video camera with a night vison lens
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09-22-2004, 11:26 PM
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take a picture then black mail him
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09-22-2004, 11:27 PM
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I'm a great bowler.
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09-22-2004, 11:42 PM
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That's lame. Hookers gotta eat like the rest of us.
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09-22-2004, 11:43 PM
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Retelling of that same story with the same bad ending:
We lived in a 3 bedroom house, it was small and humble but we appreciated everything it stood for. My dad took good care of it, being sure to trim the hedges and mow the lawn on a weekly basis, the compliments were abundant. We all had pride in our house and we loved our neighborhood. However, the very same neighborhood is where a lot of potential Johns go to pick up hookers. The "pickup" location is about 3/4 of a mile away from my actual house. Some random gentleman was parked on the side street with his Vette running (which is extremely loud because of the turbo V8 contsrained under the pantyhose tight hood). Apparently the guy was with a hooker. A streetwalker. I could hear her cheap moans in between the sounds of his over-priced pistons shooting off in sequence. I crept up slowly as the moans got louder and louder. She was screaming like she was a member of the studio audience for the Arsenio Hall show! "Whoof Whoof Whoof...give me one more!" she belted. So i let my dog out and he was barking like crazy at them.  Sorry, I'm bored. I sold all my TV's.
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09-22-2004, 11:48 PM
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Lamo!
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09-22-2004, 11:49 PM
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09-23-2004, 12:15 AM
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