I just owned a hooker
 

i live on the corner house and people pick up hookers like 3/4 of a mile away from me. some fucker is on the sidestreet with his car running (and the car is loud as fuck) with a hooker so i let my dog out and he was barking like crazy at them.

I guess I owned a bunch of people in the park today, the mailman, the guy that cuts the lawn and the pool guy.

If all it takes is dogs barking ...

That's totally not how it's done dude.

Get a couple buddies, some cigars, and some beers. Hang out and enjoy the show.

When it's over, be sure to clap.

its too dark i would have to go up to the side of the car

pics?

haha....that's a good one.. think you forgot something..if its really a knock out scene... give it a standing ovation..:banana :banana

And that is being ownerd how?

One more reason why I hate the phrase "Owned" :(

That is the lamest story I have heard since the last lame story you told me.

don't disturb them

video camera with a night vison lens

take a picture then black mail him

Most stories have a climax...where's yours? :(

That's lame. Hookers gotta eat like the rest of us.

Retelling of that same story with the same bad ending:

We lived in a 3 bedroom house, it was small and humble but we appreciated everything it stood for. My dad took good care of it, being sure to trim the hedges and mow the lawn on a weekly basis, the compliments were abundant. We all had pride in our house and we loved our neighborhood.

However, the very same neighborhood is where a lot of potential Johns go to pick up hookers. The "pickup" location is about 3/4 of a mile away from my actual house. Some random gentleman was parked on the side street with his Vette running (which is extremely loud because of the turbo V8 contsrained under the pantyhose tight hood). Apparently the guy was with a hooker. A streetwalker. I could hear her cheap moans in between the sounds of his over-priced pistons shooting off in sequence.

I crept up slowly as the moans got louder and louder. She was screaming like she was a member of the studio audience for the Arsenio Hall show! "Whoof Whoof Whoof...give me one more!" she belted.

So i let my dog out and he was barking like crazy at them. :1orglaugh

Sorry, I'm bored. I sold all my TV's. :(

Lamo!

That is the most eloquent description of a whore getting fucked I have ever heard.

Yeah dude that's poetic.