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i really hate these fucking automated customer service bs i really hate these fucking automated customer service bs
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Old 09-22-2004, 04:28 PM   #1
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i really hate these fucking automated customer service bs
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Old 09-22-2004, 04:30 PM   #2
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Old 09-22-2004, 04:31 PM   #3
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Old 09-22-2004, 04:32 PM   #4
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no shit.... Hello...blah blah blah... press blah for blah or press blah for blah.... now press blah for blah or blah then press blah for blah ... on and fucking on and on....

fuck that shit..... I just press 0 and I usually get a live person..... if not I cb and send them a nasty email
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Old 09-22-2004, 04:32 PM   #5
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Don't press any buttons, wait a little bit and they will forward you to a live operator for those who are hard of hearing, or own a rotary phone and don't have touchtone phones.

Works all the time!
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Old 09-22-2004, 04:35 PM   #6
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Welcome to CD's post bot v.07.
For service in English, press one.
For service not in English, press two.

*beep*

Thank you
If you would like this post to answer a question, press one
If you would like this post to flame you, press two
If you would like a laughing smiley post, press "0".

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You have made your selection.
After the beep, please read CD's post.

*BEEEEEEP*









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Old 09-22-2004, 04:38 PM   #7
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What gets me is how they give you a two minute introduction in English and THEN say "for English press 1, for Spanish press 2."
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dude i fucking hung up , i dont have patience for this shit.

They said there might be a 20 min wait limit. Fuck that.
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Old 09-22-2004, 04:41 PM   #9
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sbc has the worst automated customer service I have ever dealt with. took me 1 1/2 to speak to a human
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dude i fucking hung up , i dont have patience for this shit.

They said there might be a 20 min wait limit. Fuck that.
I like the ones like my ISP has, where they give you the option to key in your number and then hang up. You don't lose your place in the call lineup, and once your turn comes up in their system, they call YOU back.

I love that.
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dude i fucking hung up , i dont have patience for this shit.

They said there might be a 20 min wait limit. Fuck that.
did you try to press 0 ? or just hold.... most places still have that in place for the rotary phones that might still be out there.... if you don't press shit then it will usually get you to a live person
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The only people i usually call is epassporte and i never really have to go through that press blah shit.
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Old 09-22-2004, 04:52 PM   #15
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did you try to press 0 ? or just hold.... most places still have that in place for the rotary phones that might still be out there.... if you don't press shit then it will usually get you to a live person
yeah i pressed zero it nicely told me to go fuck myself
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