i really hate these fucking automated customer service bs
 

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Press 1

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no shit.... Hello...blah blah blah... press blah for blah or press blah for blah.... now press blah for blah or blah then press blah for blah ... on and fucking on and on....

fuck that shit..... I just press 0 and I usually get a live person..... if not I cb and send them a nasty email

Don't press any buttons, wait a little bit and they will forward you to a live operator for those who are hard of hearing, or own a rotary phone and don't have touchtone phones.

Works all the time! :thumbsup

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Goodbye.

What gets me is how they give you a two minute introduction in English and THEN say "for English press 1, for Spanish press 2."

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dude i fucking hung up , i dont have patience for this shit.

They said there might be a 20 min wait limit. Fuck that.

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sbc has the worst automated customer service I have ever dealt with. took me 1 1/2 to speak to a human

I like the ones like my ISP has, where they give you the option to key in your number and then hang up. You don't lose your place in the call lineup, and once your turn comes up in their system, they call YOU back.

I love that.

did you try to press 0 ? or just hold.... most places still have that in place for the rotary phones that might still be out there.... if you don't press shit then it will usually get you to a live person

The only people i usually call is epassporte and i never really have to go through that press blah shit.

"If you are calling to complain about CD Smith

please hang up and then dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT"




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click :glugglug

yeah i pressed zero it nicely told me to go fuck myself :1orglaugh