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Elli · 09-19-2004, 05:28 PM

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

Arrrr prepare to be BOARDED!

sixxxthsense · 09-19-2004, 05:29 PM

where do u find these siteS??? geeezeeeee

DimeStoreNovel · 09-19-2004, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

Arrrr prepare to be BOARDED!

you can board anytime you want.

BradM · 09-19-2004, 05:34 PM

Ya know, darlin?, I?m 97 percent chum free.

Elli · 09-19-2004, 05:51 PM

The basics

Pirate lingo is rich and complicated, sort of like a good stew. There are several other sites that offer glossaries that are pretty good, and you can find some of them on our links page.

But if you just want a quick fix, a surface gloss, a "pirate patina," if you will, here are the five basic words that you cannot live without. Master them, and you can face Talk Like a Pirate Day with a smile on your face and a parrot on your shoulder, if that's your thing.

Ahoy! - "Hello!"

Avast! - Stop and give attention. It can be used in a sense of surprise, "Whoa! Get a load of that!" which today makes it more of a "Check it out" or "No way!" or "Get off!"

Aye! - "Why yes, I agree most heartily with everything you just said or did."

Aye aye! - "I'll get right on that sir, as soon as my break is over."

Arrr! - This one is often confused with arrrgh, which is of course the sound you make when you sit on a belaying pin. "Arrr!" can mean, variously, "yes," "I agree," "I'm happy," "I'm enjoying this beer," "My team is going to win it all," "I saw that television show, it sucked!" and "That was a clever remark you or I just made." And those are just a few of the myriad possibilities of Arrr!

How To Talk Like a Pirate

Elli · 09-19-2004, 06:03 PM

You guys are so not fun.

BradM · 09-19-2004, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
You guys are so not fun.

Arrrr....

pxxx · 09-19-2004, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
You guys are so not fun.

It seems a little dead around here. I will try along with Brad...

ARRRR.......

Basic_man · 09-19-2004, 06:22 PM

Rofl, nice one

sickkittens · 09-19-2004, 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
You guys are so not fun.

How do you say "can I have oral sex" in pirate talk?

Elli · 09-19-2004, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by pxxx
It seems a little dead around here. I will try along with Brad...

ARRRR.......

Aw, thanks guys

Elli · 09-19-2004, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens
How do you say "can I have oral sex" in pirate talk?

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin?, I?m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is ?

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Top Pirate Pickup Lines

erehwon · 09-19-2004, 06:41 PM

HARRR!!!

sickkittens · 09-19-2004, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin?, I?m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is ?

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Top Pirate Pickup Lines

None of them worked. Any other suggestions?

VirtuMike · 09-19-2004, 06:43 PM

HAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Man that was the BEST story I have heard in a while.

Elli · 09-19-2004, 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by VirtuMike
HAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Man that was the BEST story I have heard in a while.

You'll have to try that on me in person next time I see you

gornyhuy · 09-19-2004, 06:53 PM

This calls for a few pirate quotes from the Simpson's Sea Captain:

-Protect the precious cargo!
-You mean the "hot pants"???
-Yarrrrrr, the hot pants.

-(instead of "no") Narrrr, Narrrr.

-Yar, I'm not attractive.

-I'm telling you the light would work better if it pointed out to sea.
- Arr, shut up. I know what I'm doin'.
-(a boat crashes in the distance)
- Arr, I hate the sea and everything in it.

-Arr, this be the yarrest river-goin' boat thar be.
-(boat sinks)
-Arr ... I don't know what I'm doin.

-Yar, sometimes I wonder why I bother plunderin' at all.

Elli · 09-19-2004, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
This calls for a few pirate quotes from the Simpson's Sea Captain:

-Protect the precious cargo!
-You mean the "hot pants"???
-Yarrrrrr, the hot pants.

-I'm telling you the light would work better if it pointed out to sea.
- Arr, shut up. I know what I'm doin'.
-(a boat crashes in the distance)
- Arr, I hate the sea and everything in it.

hahah those are the best! I remember the hot pants show!

gornyhuy · 09-19-2004, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
hahah those are the best! I remember the hot pants show!

I think its the little side characters that really make that show what it is.

Stewie · 09-19-2004, 07:08 PM

A pirate is not judged by the notches in his cutlass but by the size of his booty...

Spunky · 09-19-2004, 07:10 PM

Arrr...Have you ever been to sea Elli

VirtuMike · 09-19-2004, 07:12 PM

I have been to see Elli and she's hot.

Tom_PMs · 09-19-2004, 07:20 PM

Blimey! I aught give you a taste of the cat in the fo'c's'le.

Hmm.. that just seems so wrong

Elli · 09-19-2004, 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by Tom_PM
Blimey! I aught give you a taste of the cat in the fo'c's'le.

Hmm.. that just seems so wrong

hah ayes it does

09-19-2004, 05:28 PM	#1
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09-19-2004, 05:51 PM	#5
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	The basics Pirate lingo is rich and complicated, sort of like a good stew. There are several other sites that offer glossaries that are pretty good, and you can find some of them on our links page. But if you just want a quick fix, a surface gloss, a "pirate patina," if you will, here are the five basic words that you cannot live without. Master them, and you can face Talk Like a Pirate Day with a smile on your face and a parrot on your shoulder, if that's your thing. Ahoy! - "Hello!" Avast! - Stop and give attention. It can be used in a sense of surprise, "Whoa! Get a load of that!" which today makes it more of a "Check it out" or "No way!" or "Get off!" Aye! - "Why yes, I agree most heartily with everything you just said or did." Aye aye! - "I'll get right on that sir, as soon as my break is over." Arrr! - This one is often confused with arrrgh, which is of course the sound you make when you sit on a belaying pin. "Arrr!" can mean, variously, "yes," "I agree," "I'm happy," "I'm enjoying this beer," "My team is going to win it all," "I saw that television show, it sucked!" and "That was a clever remark you or I just made." And those are just a few of the myriad possibilities of Arrr! How To Talk Like a Pirate __________________ email: [email protected]

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gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	This calls for a few pirate quotes from the Simpson's Sea Captain: -Protect the precious cargo! -You mean the "hot pants"??? -Yarrrrrr, the hot pants. -(instead of "no") Narrrr, Narrrr. -Yar, I'm not attractive. -I'm telling you the light would work better if it pointed out to sea. - Arr, shut up. I know what I'm doin'. -(a boat crashes in the distance) - Arr, I hate the sea and everything in it. -Arr, this be the yarrest river-goin' boat thar be. -(boat sinks) -Arr ... I don't know what I'm doin. -Yar, sometimes I wonder why I bother plunderin' at all. __________________ icq:159548293

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