This calls for a few pirate quotes from the Simpson's Sea Captain:
-Protect the precious cargo!
-You mean the "hot pants"???
-Yarrrrrr, the hot pants.
-(instead of "no") Narrrr, Narrrr.
-Yar, I'm not attractive.
-I'm telling you the light would work better if it pointed out to sea.
- Arr, shut up. I know what I'm doin'.
-(a boat crashes in the distance)
- Arr, I hate the sea and everything in it.
-Arr, this be the yarrest river-goin' boat thar be.
-(boat sinks)
-Arr ... I don't know what I'm doin.
-Yar, sometimes I wonder why I bother plunderin' at all.
