It's Talk Like a Pirate Day!
 

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

Arrrr prepare to be BOARDED!

where do u find these siteS??? geeezeeeee

you can board anytime you want.

Ya know, darlin?, I?m 97 percent chum free.

The basics

Pirate lingo is rich and complicated, sort of like a good stew. There are several other sites that offer glossaries that are pretty good, and you can find some of them on our links page.

But if you just want a quick fix, a surface gloss, a "pirate patina," if you will, here are the five basic words that you cannot live without. Master them, and you can face Talk Like a Pirate Day with a smile on your face and a parrot on your shoulder, if that's your thing.

Ahoy! - "Hello!"

Avast! - Stop and give attention. It can be used in a sense of surprise, "Whoa! Get a load of that!" which today makes it more of a "Check it out" or "No way!" or "Get off!"

Aye! - "Why yes, I agree most heartily with everything you just said or did."

Aye aye! - "I'll get right on that sir, as soon as my break is over."

Arrr! - This one is often confused with arrrgh, which is of course the sound you make when you sit on a belaying pin. "Arrr!" can mean, variously, "yes," "I agree," "I'm happy," "I'm enjoying this beer," "My team is going to win it all," "I saw that television show, it sucked!" and "That was a clever remark you or I just made." And those are just a few of the myriad possibilities of Arrr!

How To Talk Like a Pirate

You guys are so not fun.

Arrrr....

It seems a little dead around here. I will try along with Brad...



ARRRR.......:Graucho

Rofl, nice one

How do you say "can I have oral sex" in pirate talk?

Aw, thanks guys :)

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin?, I?m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is ?

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Top Pirate Pickup Lines

HARRR!!!

None of them worked. Any other suggestions? :Graucho

HAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Man that was the BEST story I have heard in a while.

You'll have to try that on me in person next time I see you :Graucho

This calls for a few pirate quotes from the Simpson's Sea Captain:


-Protect the precious cargo!
-You mean the "hot pants"???
-Yarrrrrr, the hot pants.

-(instead of "no") Narrrr, Narrrr.

-Yar, I'm not attractive.

-I'm telling you the light would work better if it pointed out to sea.
- Arr, shut up. I know what I'm doin'.
-(a boat crashes in the distance)
- Arr, I hate the sea and everything in it.

-Arr, this be the yarrest river-goin' boat thar be.
-(boat sinks)
-Arr ... I don't know what I'm doin.

-Yar, sometimes I wonder why I bother plunderin' at all.


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hahah those are the best! I remember the hot pants show! :)

:glugglug
I think its the little side characters that really make that show what it is.

A pirate is not judged by the notches in his cutlass but by the size of his booty...

Arrr...Have you ever been to sea Elli

I have been to see Elli and she's hot.

Blimey! I aught give you a taste of the cat in the fo'c's'le.


Hmm.. that just seems so wrong :Graucho

hah ayes it does :)