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Old 09-17-2004, 10:57 PM   #1
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So this chick grabs me and starts yapping to me...

at the club...drunk as fuck.... she goes wanna get a drink I want to talk to you...

bla bla I am a Professor at St John's University ( Yeah OK bitch and I have a 10 inch cock) bla bla bla....


OK .....she was cute , definately fuckable..... she yaps my ear off

I give the "signal " to Izzz he takes me away.

Moral of the story...?

9 out 10 chicks will say anything to get into my pants.
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Old 09-17-2004, 10:58 PM   #2
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Nice sig btw
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Old 09-17-2004, 10:59 PM   #3
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9 out 10 chicks will say anything to get into my pants.
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Old 09-17-2004, 11:03 PM   #4
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Professor? That's classic
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Old 09-17-2004, 11:05 PM   #5
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Professor? That's classic
She was really drunk man. Full of BS. I dont mind a easy score but sometimes when people are too drunk it a HUGE turnoff.
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Old 09-17-2004, 11:12 PM   #6
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She was really drunk man. Full of BS. I dont mind a easy score but sometimes when people are too drunk it a HUGE turnoff.
I hope I wasn't THAT drunk!!!
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Old 09-17-2004, 11:15 PM   #7
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I hope I wasn't THAT drunk!!!


naw at least you held a conversation with me . This chick tonight was like omg
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Old 09-17-2004, 11:25 PM   #8
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I would have hit it.
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Old 09-17-2004, 11:25 PM   #9
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juice u should have tapped that azzzzzzzzzzz
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Old 09-17-2004, 11:27 PM   #10
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naw at least you held a conversation with me . This chick tonight was like omg
Good....I was getting all paranoid! BUT...I was talking to you at about 4am.
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Old 09-17-2004, 11:28 PM   #11
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Old 09-17-2004, 11:28 PM   #12
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juice u should have tapped that azzzzzzzzzzz

Nah man , I may be a slut , but even a slut like me has limitations
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Old 09-17-2004, 11:30 PM   #13
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Where was Izzz?
surveying the club , doing reconnasaince work on the chicks
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Old 09-17-2004, 11:42 PM   #14
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Looks like your wing man got caught up a little in the sun light.

You should smack his ass for that one.
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Old 09-17-2004, 11:45 PM   #15
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Looks like your wing man got caught up a little in the sun light.

You should smack his ass for that one.
izzy is called "Goose" like in Top Gun

I am "Maverick"
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Old 09-17-2004, 11:47 PM   #16
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I picked up a married chick tonight, only 21, so she obviously married because of bad judgement... Oh well, i'am going to hell already.
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Old 09-17-2004, 11:50 PM   #17
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I picked up a married chick tonight, only 21, so she obviously married because of bad judgement... Oh well, i'am going to hell already.
does she have kids? Just tap it a few times and then tell her your gay or something.
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Old 09-18-2004, 06:25 AM   #18
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at the club...drunk as fuck.... she goes wanna get a drink I want to talk to you...

bla bla I am a Professor at St John's University ( Yeah OK bitch and I have a 10 inch cock) bla bla bla....


OK .....she was cute , definately fuckable..... she yaps my ear off

I give the "signal " to Izzz he takes me away.

Moral of the story...?

9 out 10 chicks will say anything to get into my pants.
Awww crap,,,,I wish I could have saw that
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Old 09-18-2004, 06:36 AM   #19
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haha, professor! rofl loving the calls!
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Old 09-18-2004, 06:38 AM   #20
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thats a fuckin great story
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Old 09-18-2004, 06:41 AM   #21
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i hooked up with a chick tonight too

and my cock blockin brother pees on her floor while im in the back room

what a beeeeitch he is

nic=fukeneh if u talk too him give him an e slap
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Old 09-18-2004, 07:18 AM   #22
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Old 09-18-2004, 07:20 AM   #23
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Old 09-18-2004, 08:55 AM   #24
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Old 09-18-2004, 09:03 AM   #25
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Jiucy...the next time you brush off my sister like that were gonna have a problem.................
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Old 09-18-2004, 09:06 AM   #26
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well didn't Goose crash and burn?

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Old 09-18-2004, 09:06 AM   #27
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Nice moral juicy
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Old 09-18-2004, 10:44 AM   #28
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bla bla I am a Professor at St John's University ( Yeah OK bitch and I have a 10 inch cock) bla bla bla....

You have a ten inch cock?
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Old 09-18-2004, 11:29 AM   #29
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she was cute, but her friend was NO BUENO
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