So this chick grabs me and starts yapping to me...
 

at the club...drunk as fuck.... she goes wanna get a drink I want to talk to you...

bla bla I am a Professor at St John's University ( Yeah OK bitch and I have a 10 inch cock) bla bla bla....


OK .....she was cute , definately fuckable..... she yaps my ear off

I give the "signal " to Izzz he takes me away.

Moral of the story...?

9 out 10 chicks will say anything to get into my pants.:2 cents:

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Nice sig btw :)
WG

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Professor? That's classic :1orglaugh

She was really drunk man. Full of BS. I dont mind a easy score but sometimes when people are too drunk it a HUGE turnoff.

:1orglaugh I hope I wasn't THAT drunk!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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naw at least you held a conversation with me . This chick tonight was like omg :1orglaugh

I would have hit it.

juice u should have tapped that azzzzzzzzzzz

:1orglaugh Good....I was getting all paranoid! BUT...I was talking to you at about 4am. :1orglaugh

Where was Izzz? :Graucho

Nah man , I may be a slut , but even a slut like me has limitations

surveying the club , doing reconnasaince work on the chicks

Looks like your wing man got caught up a little in the sun light.

You should smack his ass for that one.

izzy is called "Goose" like in Top Gun

I am "Maverick"

I picked up a married chick tonight, only 21, so she obviously married because of bad judgement... Oh well, i'am going to hell already.

does she have kids? Just tap it a few times and then tell her your gay or something.

Awww crap,,,,I wish I could have saw that:1orglaugh

haha, professor! rofl loving the calls!

thats a fuckin great story:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i hooked up with a chick tonight too

and my cock blockin brother pees on her floor while im in the back room

what a beeeeitch he is

nic=fukeneh if u talk too him give him an e slap

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:(

LOL....you amazing :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jiucy...the next time you brush off my sister like that were gonna have a problem.................:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

well didn't Goose crash and burn?

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Nice moral juicy :glugglug

You have a ten inch cock?

she was cute, but her friend was NO BUENO:(