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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992
    #1

    So this chick grabs me and starts yapping to me...

    at the club...drunk as fuck.... she goes wanna get a drink I want to talk to you...

    bla bla I am a Professor at St John's University ( Yeah OK bitch and I have a 10 inch cock) bla bla bla....


    OK .....she was cute , definately fuckable..... she yaps my ear off

    I give the "signal " to Izzz he takes me away.

    Moral of the story...?

    9 out 10 chicks will say anything to get into my pants.
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    • WiredGuy
      Pounding Googlebot
      • Aug 2002
      • 34512
      #2


      Nice sig btw
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        • Steen2
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2004
          • 7662
          #3
          Originally posted by juicylinks


          Moral of the story...?

          9 out 10 chicks will say anything to get into my pants.
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            • block
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2004
              • 1258
              #4
              Professor? That's classic

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                • juicylinks
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992
                  #5
                  Originally posted by block
                  Professor? That's classic
                  She was really drunk man. Full of BS. I dont mind a easy score but sometimes when people are too drunk it a HUGE turnoff.

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                    • fatal attraction
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 6522
                      #6
                      Originally posted by juicylinks
                      She was really drunk man. Full of BS. I dont mind a easy score but sometimes when people are too drunk it a HUGE turnoff.
                      I hope I wasn't THAT drunk!!!

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                        • juicylinks
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 122992
                          #7
                          Originally posted by fatal attraction
                          I hope I wasn't THAT drunk!!!


                          naw at least you held a conversation with me . This chick tonight was like omg

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                            • BradM
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 3397
                              #8
                              I would have hit it.

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                                • robfantasy
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 6445
                                  #9
                                  juice u should have tapped that azzzzzzzzzzz
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                                    • fatal attraction
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 6522
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by juicylinks


                                      naw at least you held a conversation with me . This chick tonight was like omg
                                      Good....I was getting all paranoid! BUT...I was talking to you at about 4am.

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                                        • Spunky
                                          I need a beer
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133978
                                          #11
                                          Where was Izzz?

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                                            • juicylinks
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 122992
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by robfantasy
                                              juice u should have tapped that azzzzzzzzzzz

                                              Nah man , I may be a slut , but even a slut like me has limitations

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                                                • juicylinks
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 122992
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by spunky1
                                                  Where was Izzz?
                                                  surveying the club , doing reconnasaince work on the chicks

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                                                    • pornguy
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 62910
                                                      #14
                                                      Looks like your wing man got caught up a little in the sun light.

                                                      You should smack his ass for that one.
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                                                        • juicylinks
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 122992
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by pornguy
                                                          Looks like your wing man got caught up a little in the sun light.

                                                          You should smack his ass for that one.
                                                          izzy is called "Goose" like in Top Gun

                                                          I am "Maverick"

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                                                            • Pipecrew
                                                              Master of Gfy.com
                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                              • 14888
                                                              #16
                                                              I picked up a married chick tonight, only 21, so she obviously married because of bad judgement... Oh well, i'am going to hell already.

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                                                                • juicylinks
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                  • 122992
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                                  I picked up a married chick tonight, only 21, so she obviously married because of bad judgement... Oh well, i'am going to hell already.
                                                                  does she have kids? Just tap it a few times and then tell her your gay or something.

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                                                                    • Fred Quimby
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 5430
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                      at the club...drunk as fuck.... she goes wanna get a drink I want to talk to you...

                                                                      bla bla I am a Professor at St John's University ( Yeah OK bitch and I have a 10 inch cock) bla bla bla....


                                                                      OK .....she was cute , definately fuckable..... she yaps my ear off

                                                                      I give the "signal " to Izzz he takes me away.

                                                                      Moral of the story...?

                                                                      9 out 10 chicks will say anything to get into my pants.
                                                                      Awww crap,,,,I wish I could have saw that

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                                                                        • Satisfaction
                                                                          WootWootCash.com
                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                          • 10900
                                                                          #19
                                                                          haha, professor! rofl loving the calls!

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                                                                            • thecooze
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 255
                                                                              #20
                                                                              thats a fuckin great story

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                                                                                • thecooze
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                  • 255
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  i hooked up with a chick tonight too

                                                                                  and my cock blockin brother pees on her floor while im in the back room

                                                                                  what a beeeeitch he is

                                                                                  nic=fukeneh if u talk too him give him an e slap

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                                                                                    • mary34d
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                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                      • 3358
                                                                                      #22


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                                                                                        • mary34d
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                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                          • 3358
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                                                          I picked up a married chick tonight, only 21, so she obviously married because of bad judgement... Oh well, i'am going to hell already.


                                                                                          The guys at CJ Bucks will do absolutely anything to get your business. You owe it to yourself to at least ask!

                                                                                          Free Hosting, Content, etc. CJ Bucks has it all. Sign up! I'll show you my tits now you show me your traffic.

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                                                                                            • Morphius
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                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                              • 1005
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              LOL....you amazing

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                                                                                                • MikeVega
                                                                                                  **Porntrepreneur**
                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                  • 12788
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Jiucy...the next time you brush off my sister like that were gonna have a problem.................


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                                                                                                    • crockett
                                                                                                      in a van by the river
                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                      • 76818
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                                      izzy is called "Goose" like in Top Gun

                                                                                                      I am "Maverick"
                                                                                                      well didn't Goose crash and burn?

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                                                                                                        • Reak
                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                          • 17920
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Nice moral juicy

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                                                                                                            • Rochard
                                                                                                              Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                                              • 75733
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                                              at the club...drunk as fuck.... she goes wanna get a drink I want to talk to you...

                                                                                                              bla bla I am a Professor at St John's University ( Yeah OK bitch and I have a 10 inch cock) bla bla bla....
                                                                                                              You have a ten inch cock?
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                                                                                                              Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                                                                • MrIzzz
                                                                                                                  If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                  • 22923
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  she was cute, but her friend was NO BUENO


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