I am typing this now with 1 hand. guess why and win $50 - GoFuckYourself.com

polish_aristocrat · 09-20-2004, 03:38 AM

if someone guesses the exact reason within next 2 hours, he wins $50

bluff · 09-20-2004, 03:39 AM

because you're watching a gay porno and rubbing another one out with your other hand

polish_aristocrat · 09-20-2004, 03:40 AM

ok, to give someone more chances, you have to simply guess what exactly i am holding in my left hand

pornJester · 09-20-2004, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
ok, to give someone more chances, you have to simply guess what exactly i am holding in my left hand

Fleshlight?

bluff · 09-20-2004, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornJester
Fleshlight?

must be

Donners · 09-20-2004, 03:42 AM

your penis

railz · 09-20-2004, 03:42 AM

You broke/sprained/injured your wrist.

ClamSmacker · 09-20-2004, 03:43 AM

Go a beer in the other hand

Reak · 09-20-2004, 03:43 AM

phone
eating
drinking
cigs

cool1 · 09-20-2004, 03:44 AM

a joint

sean416 · 09-20-2004, 03:44 AM

drugs

Reak · 09-20-2004, 03:44 AM

penis
remote control
watch
pencil

cool1 · 09-20-2004, 03:45 AM

a pipe

xclusive · 09-20-2004, 03:45 AM

A stress ball or something to relieve carpel tunnel...

cool1 · 09-20-2004, 03:46 AM

a bong

Reak · 09-20-2004, 03:46 AM

dvd
posting on 2 computers
beer

Nicky · 09-20-2004, 03:47 AM

a baby

09-20-2004, 03:47 AM

You broke your hand while looking for your watch inside of your lovers ass?

cool1 · 09-20-2004, 03:47 AM

nothing

you just feel like typing with one hand

bluff · 09-20-2004, 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Reak
dvd
posting on 2 computers
beer

you're in bad need of some extra cash aren't you

Bas · 09-20-2004, 03:48 AM

MY fucking 50 bugs!!!

Thomas · 09-20-2004, 03:51 AM

because you have a half qwerty keyboard
http://half-qwerty.com/

polish_aristocrat · 09-20-2004, 03:51 AM

noone guessed so far, just a note: only 1 guess per person..and it has to be an exact guess

abyss_al · 09-20-2004, 04:05 AM

you got a phone call today of some old buddies from high school... they said lets go get some beers...you said ok... you guys went out had some beers... got a little carried away...you guys got kicked out....ended up at a hotel on the strip...called an escort...payed her, fucked her, sniffed some good coke the valet guy hooked you up with..... woke up in the morning, went to your car in the parking lot....and noticed the car was broken into...you got so mad you punched the wall right next to the car and put a whole in it... you screamend out "damn those elves!!!always taking my shit".... you get in the car...drive home....notice the mailman was there...he drops mail in the box..you reach in to get it and your hand got stuck...you yell "shit!fuck!cock!balls!!!"... the neighbors kid starts crying, the sprinklers go off...the water hits your hand, and luckily your hand slides out... happy and frustrated at the same time...you walk up the porch stairs and slipped and fell and cracked your wrist...now you can only type with one hand.

am i close?

bluff · 09-20-2004, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by abyss_al
you got a phone call today of some old buddies from high school... they said lets go get some beers...you said ok... you guys went out had some beers... got a little carried away...you guys got kicked out....ended up at a hotel on the strip...called an escort...payed her, fucked her, sniffed some good coke the valet guy hooked you up with..... woke up in the morning, went to your car in the parking lot....and noticed the car was broken into...you got so mad you punched the wall right next to the car and put a whole in it... you screamend out "damn those elves!!!always taking my shit".... you get in the car...drive home....notice the mailman was there...he drops mail in the box..you reach in to get it and your hand got stuck...you yell "shit!fuck!cock!balls!!!"... the neighbors kid starts crying, the sprinklers go off...the water hits your hand, and luckily your hand slides out... happy and frustrated at the same time...you walk up the porch stairs and slipped and fell and cracked your wrist...now you can only type with one hand.

am i close?

good call

RedShoe · 09-20-2004, 04:11 AM

because you are preparing yourself for a stranger, by sitting on one hand and making it numb so when you beat off it'll feel like a stranger is doing it to you?

ok, no seriously.. (c'mon that was the joke one) Is it because you had microsurgery?

PitBull · 09-20-2004, 04:16 AM

... your cat bite you:-)

Vitasoy · 09-20-2004, 04:26 AM

You were eating an apple.

gangbangjoe · 09-20-2004, 04:28 AM

beer?
mobile phone ?
girlfriends tits ?

abyss_al · 09-20-2004, 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
good call

it just felt right... i knew i was right

Shoehorn! · 09-20-2004, 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
if someone guesses the exact reason within next 2 hours, he wins $50

No reason at all, you just feel like it?

Jakke PNG · 09-20-2004, 04:47 AM

Your freshly shaved scrotum

SS396chevelleSS · 09-20-2004, 04:49 AM

you have the mouse in the other hand

bjjb · 09-20-2004, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
You broke your hand while looking for your watch inside of your lovers ass?

You have a PDA in your other hand, trying to sync it up

CET · 09-20-2004, 05:03 AM

Your'e holding a furry critter in your other hand?

Raf1 · 09-20-2004, 05:12 AM

you're reading a book/magazine while posting on GFY?

CET · 09-20-2004, 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
if someone guesses the exact reason within next 2 hours, he wins $50

What a minute, what do you mean by "exact"? Like, if you're holding a beer I have to say what kind of beer, or does saying "beer" count?

Bas · 09-20-2004, 05:19 AM

You are about to cheat the anticonception of your girlfriend, so your holding her strip... (I was inspired by your other post

)

MattO · 09-20-2004, 05:20 AM

a child

wyldblyss · 09-20-2004, 05:21 AM

You hurt your other hand so you can't use it to type

woj · 09-20-2004, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CET
What a minute, what do you mean by "exact"? Like, if you're holding a beer I have to say what kind of beer, or does saying "beer" count?

Don't worry about it, you will not guess anyway....

Pornopat · 09-20-2004, 05:23 AM

Your phone?

woj · 09-20-2004, 05:26 AM

CET · 09-20-2004, 05:28 AM

For no other reason then you want to.
You busted your other hand.

fr33s3x · 09-20-2004, 05:31 AM

Your fingers are in your anus ?

wdforty · 09-20-2004, 05:42 AM

Using your mouse.

polish_aristocrat · 09-20-2004, 05:43 AM

Contest is over, Vitasoy was the closest one, but noone guessed anyway.

Quote:

Originally posted by Vitasoy
You were eating an apple.

I was eating a carrot

polish_aristocrat · 09-20-2004, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bas
You are about to cheat the anticonception of your girlfriend, so your holding her strip... (I was inspired by your other post )

which post?

Bas · 09-20-2004, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
which post?

What's the best age for having kids?
How old were you when you got your first child?
Now, looking back, do you think it was too late or too early?

I don't have kids yet, i think the best age would be about 29 for me...

How about you

(And, did I win?

)

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