I am typing this now with 1 hand. guess why and win $50
 

if someone guesses the exact reason within next 2 hours, he wins $50

:glugglug

because you're watching a gay porno and rubbing another one out with your other hand

ok, to give someone more chances, you have to simply guess what exactly i am holding in my left hand

Fleshlight?

must be

your penis

You broke/sprained/injured your wrist.

Go a beer in the other hand :thumbsup

phone
eating
drinking
cigs

a joint

drugs

penis
remote control
watch
pencil

a pipe

A stress ball or something to relieve carpel tunnel...

a bong

dvd
posting on 2 computers
beer

a baby

You broke your hand while looking for your watch inside of your lovers ass?

nothing

you just feel like typing with one hand

you're in bad need of some extra cash aren't you

MY fucking 50 bugs!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

because you have a half qwerty keyboard
http://half-qwerty.com/

noone guessed so far, just a note: only 1 guess per person..and it has to be an exact guess

you got a phone call today of some old buddies from high school... they said lets go get some beers...you said ok... you guys went out had some beers... got a little carried away...you guys got kicked out....ended up at a hotel on the strip...called an escort...payed her, fucked her, sniffed some good coke the valet guy hooked you up with..... woke up in the morning, went to your car in the parking lot....and noticed the car was broken into...you got so mad you punched the wall right next to the car and put a whole in it... you screamend out "damn those elves!!!always taking my shit".... you get in the car...drive home....notice the mailman was there...he drops mail in the box..you reach in to get it and your hand got stuck...you yell "shit!fuck!cock!balls!!!"... the neighbors kid starts crying, the sprinklers go off...the water hits your hand, and luckily your hand slides out... happy and frustrated at the same time...you walk up the porch stairs and slipped and fell and cracked your wrist...now you can only type with one hand. :thumbsup

am i close?

good call

because you are preparing yourself for a stranger, by sitting on one hand and making it numb so when you beat off it'll feel like a stranger is doing it to you?

ok, no seriously.. (c'mon that was the joke one) Is it because you had microsurgery?

... your cat bite you:-)

You were eating an apple.

beer?
mobile phone ?
girlfriends tits ?

it just felt right... i knew i was right :1orglaugh

No reason at all, you just feel like it?

Your freshly shaved scrotum

you have the mouse in the other hand

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You have a PDA in your other hand, trying to sync it up

Your'e holding a furry critter in your other hand?

you're reading a book/magazine while posting on GFY?

What a minute, what do you mean by "exact"? Like, if you're holding a beer I have to say what kind of beer, or does saying "beer" count?

You are about to cheat the anticonception of your girlfriend, so your holding her strip... (I was inspired by your other post :1orglaugh )

a child

You hurt your other hand so you can't use it to type

Don't worry about it, you will not guess anyway....

Your phone?

For no other reason then you want to.
You busted your other hand.

Your fingers are in your anus ?

Using your mouse.

Contest is over, Vitasoy was the closest one, but noone guessed anyway.


I was eating a carrot :1orglaugh

which post? :helpme

What's the best age for having kids?
How old were you when you got your first child?
Now, looking back, do you think it was too late or too early?

I don't have kids yet, i think the best age would be about 29 for me...

How about you

(And, did I win? :) )