you got a phone call today of some old buddies from high school... they said lets go get some beers...you said ok... you guys went out had some beers... got a little carried away...you guys got kicked out....ended up at a hotel on the strip...called an escort...payed her, fucked her, sniffed some good coke the valet guy hooked you up with..... woke up in the morning, went to your car in the parking lot....and noticed the car was broken into...you got so mad you punched the wall right next to the car and put a whole in it... you screamend out "damn those elves!!!always taking my shit".... you get in the car...drive home....notice the mailman was there...he drops mail in the box..you reach in to get it and your hand got stuck...you yell "shit!fuck!cock!balls!!!"... the neighbors kid starts crying, the sprinklers go off...the water hits your hand, and luckily your hand slides out... happy and frustrated at the same time...you walk up the porch stairs and slipped and fell and cracked your wrist...now you can only type with one hand.
am i close?