I Know What The Difference Between a Hotel and Motel Are...

[Rob]

Do you?

[Alex]

Sorry Arika, They yanked my sig and I'm too lazy to design a new one.

[robfantasy]

motel = used strictly for fucking
hotel = used for fucking and vacationing

[Mike Okitch]

Originally posted by robfantasy
motel = used strictly for fucking
hotel = used for fucking and vacationing

What if I use hotels only for fucking?

[gwilkins]

So, no-one knows

[Rob]

Originally posted by gwilkins
So, no-one knows

Apparently not!

[dennisthemenace]

The difference is a lobby, no?

[jade_dragon]

Having or lacking a vibrating bed?

[MikeVega]

Ya..one i bring my wife to ...the other is for the girlfreind....

[Rob]

Originally posted by dennisthemenace
The difference is a lobby, no?

Nope, they both have lobbies.

[SPWGuru]

The diffrence is if you access the rooms from an outside door or from inside the building.

motel = entrance from street

hotel = must enter building to enter rooms

[Rob]

Originally posted by SpwGuru
The diffrence is if you access the rooms from an outside door or from inside the building.

motel = entrance from street

hotel = must enter building to enter rooms

We've got ourselves a winner! Motel doors open to the outside and Hotels open to the inside.

[gwilkins]

Originally posted by SpwGuru
The diffrence is if you access the rooms from an outside door or from inside the building.

motel = entrance from street

hotel = must enter building to enter rooms

well, close. It's short for Motor Hotel aka 'Motor Inn'

[doober]

the difference is the FRESH cumstains on the bedsheets as opposed to dried cumstains in hotels.

We all know motels see more daily traffic

[Bigjohn]

Originally posted by SpwGuru
The diffrence is if you access the rooms from an outside door or from inside the building.

motel = entrance from street

hotel = must enter building to enter rooms

And here I was thinking it was the size of cockroach that determined the difference

[doober]

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
We've got ourselves a winner! Motel doors open to the outside and Hotels open to the inside.

not where i come from...
nor are any of the motels I have stayed at in the US either

[Rob]

Originally posted by doober
not where i come from...
nor are any of the motels I have stayed at in the US either

When I said the doors open to the outside I meant when you exit your motel room you are standing outside. Outdoors. Not that the doors open outwards. The same with Hotels...when you exit your room you're indoors.

Name 1 that doesn't. Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn...name just one.

[doober]

roflmao, i got it now hehe

yes you would be 'outside'

[dennisthemenace]

Originally posted by SpwGuru
The diffrence is if you access the rooms from an outside door or from inside the building.

motel = entrance from street

hotel = must enter building to enter rooms

That's actually what I meant. (and yeah, I know it sounds stupid and petty) hehe.. I never really considered a desk in a room a lobby. In my mind a lobby is an entry way with elevators and such..

[Rob]

Originally posted by dennisthemenace
That's actually what I meant. (and yeah, I know it sounds stupid and petty) hehe.. I never really considered a desk in a room a lobby. In my mind a lobby is an entry way with elevators and such..

Well then you got it right first.

[SPWGuru]

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
We've got ourselves a winner! Motel doors open to the outside and Hotels open to the inside.

Thank you thank you. I accept this award with great humility and would liike to thank all the little people that made this possible.

[Baal]

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
When I said the doors open to the outside I meant when you exit your motel room you are standing outside. Outdoors. Not that the doors open outwards. The same with Hotels...when you exit your room you're indoors.

Name 1 that doesn't. Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn...name just one.

I've been to many Motels that have doors inside. Motel 6, LAX. Motel 6, Sunnyvale. Motel FreezingYourAssOff, Calgary, Alberta (I forget the name of that motel, but the doors were all inside).

Call me cheap... if it has a clean bed and room, I'll take a motel over a hotel anyday, as long as it's not for business. I see little difference, unless I'm paying over over $300 a night (in which case I'm entertaining clients).

[dennisthemenace]

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Well then you got it right first.

That's alright man, you didn't have to stroke my ego. I just wanted to save face in my own head before I ran off the board crying.