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Webasic · 09-15-2004, 06:31 AM

Curious if it works at all?

railz · 09-15-2004, 06:35 AM

Someone send me one and I'll gladly try it out. I'll even document the experiment with photos, measurement spreadsheet and such.

Webasic · 09-15-2004, 06:38 AM

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Originally posted by railz
Someone send me one and I'll gladly try it out. I'll even document the experiment with photos, measurement spreadsheet and such.

gornyhuy · 09-15-2004, 06:40 AM

Sell a few and get one for free....

polish_aristocrat · 09-15-2004, 06:43 AM

I tend to believe it may work.

Spunky · 09-15-2004, 06:45 AM

Hocus pocus snake oil

railz · 09-15-2004, 06:50 AM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Hocus pocus snake oil

Well let's find out!

Cmon Fastsize - this is publicity like you've never seen before. I'll even throw it up on Pornresource.com as well!

Let's see if it can actually increase the size of my lightsabre.

Babaganoosh · 09-15-2004, 07:26 AM

I'd love to know if it actually works. Take him up on his offer! If it works, I just might buy one for myself. I'm hung like a stud field mouse.

railz · 09-15-2004, 07:28 AM

I can do it as a blog too - daily updates.

Full report on Pornresource.com complete with links to the program - now that's a fucking idea

So, I'm laying down my shlong. Let's do this

Nicky · 09-15-2004, 07:30 AM

yea, take railz up on this!

Would be cool to see if it accually works!

steve90 · 09-15-2004, 07:32 AM

its was mentioned on a radio show i lsten too somtimes and the docotor on the show who is a real dotor said that i may cause erectile dysfunction

railz · 09-15-2004, 07:32 AM

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Originally posted by steve90
its was mentioned on a radio show i lsten too somtimes and the docotor on the show who is a real dotor said that i may cause erectile dysfunction

It's a risk I'm prepared to take in the name of research and journalism.

MickeyG · 09-15-2004, 07:36 AM

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Originally posted by railz
It's a risk I'm prepared to take in the name of research and journalism.

that's one hell of a risk.

Webasic · 09-15-2004, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by railz
It's a risk I'm prepared to take in the name of research and journalism.

Nicky · 09-15-2004, 07:44 AM

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Originally posted by MickeyG
that's one hell of a risk.

let the man take the risk, I want to know if it works

railz · 09-15-2004, 07:46 AM

Well I don't get any anyway, so maybe this will make me stuntdick material!

NoCarrier · 09-15-2004, 07:51 AM

Oh come on.. If this really worked, some big major mainstream company would buy fastsize.com and the product.

They would commercialise it worldwide and you would see ads on TV every 2 mins.

Keep the lies for the surfer.

railz · 09-15-2004, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Oh come on.. If this really worked, some big major mainstream company would buy fastsize.com and the product.

They would commercialise it worldwide and you would see ads on TV every 2 mins.

Keep the lies for the surfer.

Maybe the reason this hasn't happened yet is because everyone assumes it won't work?

Let's find out!

extreme · 09-15-2004, 07:53 AM

ask juicy

steve90 · 09-15-2004, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Oh come on.. If this really worked, some big major mainstream company would buy fastsize.com and the product.

They would commercialise it worldwide and you would see ads on TV every 2 mins.

Keep the lies for the surfer.

they have plenty of bold faced lie products out their being pushed in mainstream lots of exersize and diet things

see infomercials about them fairly othen

zvik · 09-15-2004, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Oh come on.. If this really worked, some big major mainstream company would buy fastsize.com and the product.

They would commercialise it worldwide and you would see ads on TV every 2 mins.

Keep the lies for the surfer.

or maybe it's just an ancient chinese secret and the ppl behind it don't want everyone to have a huge cock or else the porn industry might collapse

or maybe i am wrong, could be

NoCarrier · 09-15-2004, 08:01 AM

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Originally posted by railz
Maybe the reason this hasn't happened yet is because everyone assumes it won't work?

Let's find out!

Do you seriously think that those mainstream companies didn't study this device or that they aren't trying to find something that will work?

If this was the *MIRACLE* device, pill, audio tapes that could make your penis bigger. That company would make billions. They would advertise it like crazy. I mean come on, it would be the story of the century. And even more important than viagra.

There is nothing on this planet right now that will make your penis longer or bigger except surgery and it's extremely risky.

No device will make the cavities inside the penis bigger. Once you get an erection, the device won't tell the blood to go elsewhere and you can't *stretch* the thousands of venous cavities so they can get more blood

polish_aristocrat · 09-15-2004, 08:39 AM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

There is nothing on this planet right now that will make your penis longer or bigger except surgery and it's extremely risky.

I would say pills, cremes etc are obviously a scam.
Stretching devices may work, because from what i found out - penis exercizes do work.

I've recently seen a non commecial forum dedicated to PE exercizes with real users who reported real gains in their penis lenght after doing the exercizes for few months

Nicky · 09-15-2004, 08:54 AM

oh comeon, it would be nice to let railz test it for a few months so we all can see if it works or not......if it works and his results are in comparision to what fastsize says they will be I bet they will sell 50+ extenders from this thread alone, and get a few more webmasters promoting them

NoCarrier · 09-15-2004, 08:59 AM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
I've recently seen a non commecial forum dedicated to PE exercizes with real users who reported real gains in their penis lenght after doing the exercizes for few months

What makes you think they were real users and not people promoting it? They don't need to put a link to promote it.

I don't believe it. Even if it worked, it must be placebo or they lied because they didn't want to be humiliated and/or make them believe they didn't waste all that time for nothing.

And the people who owns the products won't tell their affiliates it's not working. It's that thin red line between a scam and a lie. They know it's not working but they will never admit it or use bullshit real stories from real users (riiight).

Keep the lies for the surfers and if you make money from it then I'm happy for you. But it's still lie and bullshit.

BradM · 09-15-2004, 09:17 AM

Railz.... let's talk. Can you please ICQ me? I'd like to give you a call.

280389272

railz · 09-15-2004, 09:23 AM

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Originally posted by BradM
Railz.... let's talk. Can you please ICQ me? I'd like to give you a call.

280389272

Added you mate.

MickeyG · 09-15-2004, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
I would say pills, cremes etc are obviously a scam.
Stretching devices may work, because from what i found out - penis exercizes do work.

I've recently seen a non commecial forum dedicated to PE exercizes with real users who reported real gains in their penis lenght after doing the exercizes for few months

if exercise is all it takes, wouldn't masturbation be the perfect solution since your constantly pulling and stretching?

C-Bass · 09-15-2004, 09:29 AM

do not fuck with your unit.

you will regret it later.

that part of your body aint meant to be strechin against its will.

mrthumbs · 09-15-2004, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Do you seriously think that those mainstream companies didn't study this device or that they aren't trying to find something that will work?

If this was the *MIRACLE* device, pill, audio tapes that could make your penis bigger. That company would make billions. They would advertise it like crazy. I mean come on, it would be the story of the century. And even more important than viagra.

There is nothing on this planet right now that will make your penis longer or bigger except surgery and it's extremely risky.

No device will make the cavities inside the penis bigger. Once you get an erection, the device won't tell the blood to go elsewhere and you can't *stretch* the thousands of venous cavities so they can get more blood

Well there is one thing: anal sex.

2 extra inches in less than a year

brizzad · 09-15-2004, 09:34 AM

railz - would you be willing to try penis enlargement exercises and post the results? or anyone for that matter, shoot me an email

[email protected]

bigdog · 09-15-2004, 09:43 AM

if these things did work, they would sell for a couple grand easy, and they would still easily sell

Undutchable · 09-15-2004, 09:48 AM

Believe it or not, pills do work, although not very well for increasing length unless you do a lot of exercise.

I saw the MensNiche member forum, where every paying member can post about their experiences. They have tens of thousands of post and a lot are about small to relatively large improvements

If you still don't believe, check out
http://www.zug.com/pranks/penis/

This comedy writer took the pills as an experiment and then turned it into a prank when the length increase wasn't as good as advertised. But girth did increase significantly. I've mailed this guy out of curiosity and he replied that the prank WAS real and that the pills did work - although not permanently.

Btw, there ARE TV infomercials for penis pills, VigRX used to be running them, not sure if they still are.

railz · 09-15-2004, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
railz - would you be willing to try penis enlargement exercises and post the results? or anyone for that matter, shoot me an email

[email protected]

I can't really do both can I? Wouldn't be able to tell what was going on.

hydro · 09-15-2004, 09:53 AM

fastsize works and so do some pills. They won't make your penis go from 6 inches to 14 but they will add around 2-4 inches depending on your luck. Fastsize type devices won't make it mainstream since when you excersize your dick and stretch it it stays like that. With pills you have to keep taking them to keep your added size. So its $50 a bottle every month x 20 years or $200 for life.

Don't bother buying fastsize or pills if your past your mid 20's since you'll barely notice anything, just take levitra before sex and be a 30 minute man.

Reak · 09-15-2004, 09:58 AM

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Originally posted by railz
Someone send me one and I'll gladly try it out. I'll even document the experiment with photos, measurement spreadsheet and such.

I like the quote in your sig railz.

But it something you didnt said did you

brizzad · 09-15-2004, 10:03 AM

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Originally posted by railz
I can't really do both can I? Wouldn't be able to tell what was going on.

i meant if fastsize didnt really want to give you a $300 tool for free, which is understandable.

railz · 09-15-2004, 10:06 AM

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Originally posted by Reak
I like the quote in your sig railz.

But it something you didnt said did you

Nope that would be you

bluff · 09-15-2004, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Do you seriously think that those mainstream companies didn't study this device or that they aren't trying to find something that will work?

If this was the *MIRACLE* device, pill, audio tapes that could make your penis bigger. That company would make billions. They would advertise it like crazy. I mean come on, it would be the story of the century. And even more important than viagra.

There is nothing on this planet right now that will make your penis longer or bigger except surgery and it's extremely risky.

No device will make the cavities inside the penis bigger. Once you get an erection, the device won't tell the blood to go elsewhere and you can't *stretch* the thousands of venous cavities so they can get more blood

why not?

railz · 09-15-2004, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
i meant if fastsize didnt really want to give you a $300 tool for free, which is understandable.

Oh completely. Not after a freebie here.

WickedVenus · 09-15-2004, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by railz
Someone send me one and I'll gladly try it out. I'll even document the experiment with photos, measurement spreadsheet and such.

we wanty documentation on a web cam site ill prvied the hosting you just sit there 24/7

emthree · 09-15-2004, 10:15 AM

I'm pretty sure the companies reselling these products have very little info on if it works or not. I doubt any sort of testing was done, other than the false claims made by "doctors".

I agree this would be great exposure, and the truth will come out.

railz · 09-15-2004, 10:16 AM

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Originally posted by WickedVenus
we wanty documentation on a web cam site ill prvied the hosting you just sit there 24/7

LOL!

I'd take videos myself but I don't have a DV camcorder.

gornyhuy · 09-15-2004, 10:37 AM

Think you can't change the size and shape of soft tissue permanently?

Nuff Said.

BradM · 09-15-2004, 10:39 AM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy

Nuff Said.

His boyfriend must be HUGE

NoCarrier · 09-15-2004, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
Think you can't change the size and shape of soft tissue permanently?

Nuff Said.

What makes a dick bigger is the blood getting inside it when sexually aroused. Stretching the skin won't add more blood inside the cavities. You can't *stretch* the thousands of venous cavities so they can get more blood.

That device is pure bullshit.

Nuff Said.

cool1g · 09-15-2004, 01:17 PM

i was reading Men's Health and they ran 4 different penis growth techniques by a real doctor. he said the pills would never work. he did say that ** in theory ** that the pump and the extenders like Fastsize probably would work...

i dug up this quote from the article:

Dr. John Prior, M.D., chair of the department of urological surgery at the University of Minnesota medical school (who was employed by the magazine to conduct the test) had this to say about the Fastsize Extender: "It's (the FastSize Extender) like a tissue expander, which plastic surgeons use. I'll bet the penis does get longer"

polish_aristocrat · 09-15-2004, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cool1g
i was reading Men's Health and they ran 4 different penis growth techniques by a real doctor. he said the pills would never work. he did say that ** in theory ** that the pump and the extenders like Fastsize probably would work...

i dug up this quote from the article:

Dr. John Prior, M.D., chair of the department of urological surgery at the University of Minnesota medical school (who was employed by the magazine to conduct the test) had this to say about the Fastsize Extender: "It's (the FastSize Extender) like a tissue expander, which plastic surgeons use. I'll bet the penis does get longer"

NoCarrier just got

NoCarrier · 09-15-2004, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cool1g
i was reading Men's Health and they ran 4 different penis growth techniques by a real doctor. he said the pills would never work. he did say that ** in theory ** that the pump and the extenders like Fastsize probably would work...

i dug up this quote from the article:

Dr. John Prior, M.D., chair of the department of urological surgery at the University of Minnesota medical school (who was employed by the magazine to conduct the test) had this to say about the Fastsize Extender: "It's (the FastSize Extender) like a tissue expander, which plastic surgeons use. I'll bet the penis does get longer"

Ok first things first..

A penis pump will not make it bigger. Jesus.. A pump will only bring the blood inside the penis. It will not make it bigger. It can be dangerous if you don't use it properly.

And the claim about Dr. John Prior is complete bullshit, you want to know why? That article has been debunked. There is no John Prior working for the department of urological surgery at the University of Minnesota medical school.

NoCarrier · 09-15-2004, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
NoCarrier just got

Not really, read my answer above.

Dr. John Prior does not even exist. The article has been debunked.

Look I am not on a mission to stop adult webmasters from promoting the bullshit devices, pills, creams... I know some people make money with it. It's exactly like the weight loss pills, creams.. Those product are targetted at naive or people who would try anything to solve their personal problems.

We all work in porn, it's not about having a clear conscience. If you can deal with the fact that you are scamming people by selling them a "fake dream" and make money with it. It's ok with me.

But don't lies are still lies.

09-15-2004, 06:31 AM	#1
Webasic Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,889	FASTSIZE.COM Anyone try it? Curious if it works at all?

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railz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,531	I can do it as a blog too - daily updates. Full report on Pornresource.com complete with links to the program - now that's a fucking idea So, I'm laying down my shlong. Let's do this __________________ This Space for Rent

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NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	Oh come on.. If this really worked, some big major mainstream company would buy fastsize.com and the product. They would commercialise it worldwide and you would see ads on TV every 2 mins. Keep the lies for the surfer. __________________

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Nicky Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,071	oh comeon, it would be nice to let railz test it for a few months so we all can see if it works or not......if it works and his results are in comparision to what fastsize says they will be I bet they will sell 50+ extenders from this thread alone, and get a few more webmasters promoting them __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

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09-15-2004, 09:34 AM	#31
brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	railz - would you be willing to try penis enlargement exercises and post the results? or anyone for that matter, shoot me an email [email protected]

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bigdog Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,964	if these things did work, they would sell for a couple grand easy, and they would still easily sell

09-15-2004, 09:48 AM	#33
Undutchable Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,217	Believe it or not, pills do work, although not very well for increasing length unless you do a lot of exercise. I saw the MensNiche member forum, where every paying member can post about their experiences. They have tens of thousands of post and a lot are about small to relatively large improvements If you still don't believe, check out http://www.zug.com/pranks/penis/ This comedy writer took the pills as an experiment and then turned it into a prank when the length increase wasn't as good as advertised. But girth did increase significantly. I've mailed this guy out of curiosity and he replied that the prank WAS real and that the pills did work - although not permanently. Btw, there ARE TV infomercials for penis pills, VigRX used to be running them, not sure if they still are.

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hydro Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dirty 3rd Posts: 4,216	fastsize works and so do some pills. They won't make your penis go from 6 inches to 14 but they will add around 2-4 inches depending on your luck. Fastsize type devices won't make it mainstream since when you excersize your dick and stretch it it stays like that. With pills you have to keep taking them to keep your added size. So its $50 a bottle every month x 20 years or $200 for life. Don't bother buying fastsize or pills if your past your mid 20's since you'll barely notice anything, just take levitra before sex and be a 30 minute man.

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emthree Dialer Kingpin Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New York Posts: 10,816	I'm pretty sure the companies reselling these products have very little info on if it works or not. I doubt any sort of testing was done, other than the false claims made by "doctors". I agree this would be great exposure, and the truth will come out. __________________ • Sell Patches & Pills •

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