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Old 09-14-2004, 12:24 PM   #1
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A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND WITH A SLIGHT HESITATION ASKS THE BARTENDER "WHAT'S THE STRONGEST WHISKEY YOU HAVE?"

THE BARTENDER REPLIED "JACK DANIELS". SO THE MAN SAID "THAT'S FINE, I'LL TAKE FIVE SHOTS." THE BARTENDER SAID "MAN, YOU MUST BE CELEBRATING...."

THE MAN REPLIED "I GUESS YOU CAN SAY THAT...."

THE BARTENDER ASKED "WELL, SON, WHAT ARE YOU CELEBRATING?"

THE MAN SAID "MY FIRST BLOWJOB..."

THE BARTENDER SAID "HELL, SON, I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOT ON THE HOUSE..."

THE MAN REPLIED "NO....NO THANKS...."

THE BARTENDER SAID "WELL, WHY NOT, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM...?"

THE MAN REPLIED "WELL, IF THESE FIRST FIVE SHOTS DON'T TAKE THAT TASTE OUT OF MY MOUTH...I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL......"
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Old 09-14-2004, 12:55 PM   #2
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nice joke


but fix your caps lock
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Old 09-14-2004, 12:58 PM   #3
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Old 09-14-2004, 12:59 PM   #4
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Haaha Yuck!
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Old 09-14-2004, 01:00 PM   #5
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didn't see that coming
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Old 09-14-2004, 01:02 PM   #6
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Old 09-14-2004, 01:05 PM   #7
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Old 09-14-2004, 01:08 PM   #8
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good shit. we need more joke threads here.
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Old 09-14-2004, 01:08 PM   #9
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... nice one:-)))
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Old 09-14-2004, 01:11 PM   #10
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Why was everyone shouting?
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Old 09-14-2004, 01:12 PM   #11
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Old 09-14-2004, 01:29 PM   #12
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Old 09-14-2004, 01:35 PM   #13
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Old 09-14-2004, 01:45 PM   #14
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nice one hehe
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Old 09-14-2004, 01:57 PM   #15
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Old 09-14-2004, 01:58 PM   #16
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Old 09-14-2004, 02:06 PM   #17
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Old 09-14-2004, 02:09 PM   #18
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Old 09-14-2004, 02:39 PM   #19
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Old 09-14-2004, 02:41 PM   #20
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