First BlowJob
 

A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND WITH A SLIGHT HESITATION ASKS THE BARTENDER "WHAT'S THE STRONGEST WHISKEY YOU HAVE?"

THE BARTENDER REPLIED "JACK DANIELS". SO THE MAN SAID "THAT'S FINE, I'LL TAKE FIVE SHOTS." THE BARTENDER SAID "MAN, YOU MUST BE CELEBRATING...."

THE MAN REPLIED "I GUESS YOU CAN SAY THAT...."

THE BARTENDER ASKED "WELL, SON, WHAT ARE YOU CELEBRATING?"

THE MAN SAID "MY FIRST BLOWJOB..."

THE BARTENDER SAID "HELL, SON, I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOT ON THE HOUSE..."

THE MAN REPLIED "NO....NO THANKS...."

THE BARTENDER SAID "WELL, WHY NOT, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM...?"

THE MAN REPLIED "WELL, IF THESE FIRST FIVE SHOTS DON'T TAKE THAT TASTE OUT OF MY MOUTH...I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL......"

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Why was everyone shouting?

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