What is the laziest thing(s) you do? - GoFuckYourself.com

kmanrox · 09-13-2004, 06:01 AM

-I order Room Service every day because I don't want to sweat walking outside to go to a resturant
-I leave my dirty dishes that i soil on friday on the table where i eat them knowing damned well my housekeeper isnt coming 'till Monday
-I wear flipflops to go whoring sometimes so i dont have to tie my shoes
-I read and post on GFY in lieu of going to a club to hang with ppl because i dont want to get dressed and find a taxi

{fusion} · 09-13-2004, 06:02 AM

LOL fucking chill master.

johndoebob · 09-13-2004, 06:02 AM

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What is the laziest thing(s) you do?

Nothing / sleep all day.

BitterPen · 09-13-2004, 06:04 AM

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Originally posted by johndoebob
Nothing / sleep all day.

Same here.

LasseKongos · 09-13-2004, 06:04 AM

OK

- I buy new plates instead off wach it.
- I rather take a cap then go upstairs to get my carkeys.
- I let the computor on during the night so I don´t need to put it on at the morning....

more?

Jakke PNG · 09-13-2004, 06:04 AM

I work nude since I'm too lazy to wash clothes. If I work nude they won't get dirty.

NickPapageorgio · 09-13-2004, 06:08 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I work nude since I'm too lazy to wash clothes. If I work nude they won't get dirty.

Holy shit...I never tried that. Laundry day will be a thing of the PAST!!! Thanks TGF!!

zentz · 09-13-2004, 06:08 AM

sleeping all day... not going to the toilet when needed, not drinking water when thirsty etc...

michel · 09-13-2004, 06:09 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I work nude since I'm too lazy to wash clothes. If I work nude they won't get dirty.

Okay, but you will get dirty so you have to wash yourself

Jakke PNG · 09-13-2004, 06:09 AM

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Originally posted by zentz
not going to the toilet when needed

I bet you don't have a girlfriend.

chupachups · 09-13-2004, 06:09 AM

My xbox freezes a couple of time everytime I watch divx movies so I bought a 3 meter long wooden stick, to push the powerbutton..

Jakke PNG · 09-13-2004, 06:10 AM

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Originally posted by michel
Okay, but you will get dirty so you have to wash yourself

Says who?

polish_aristocrat · 09-13-2004, 06:10 AM

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Originally posted by zentz
not going to the toilet when needed

holy fuck, I am so glad I am not your neighboor

alexg · 09-13-2004, 06:13 AM

I'm too lazy to go get something to eat right now
and I'm too lazy to do any work so I just logged on to gfy

Giorgio_Xo · 09-13-2004, 06:14 AM

It's the things I don't do that make me lazy.

polish_aristocrat · 09-13-2004, 06:14 AM

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Originally posted by alexg

and I'm too lazy to do any work so I just logged on to gfy

yeah, same here, this also explains my postcount

michel · 09-13-2004, 06:17 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Says who?

chupachups · 09-13-2004, 06:18 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Says who?

DarkJedi · 09-13-2004, 06:24 AM

browse gfy and other stupid sites all day when i should be working.

michel · 09-13-2004, 06:25 AM

My laziest thing must be inviting my girlfriend to come live with me, so I don´t have to wash cook and clean, etc anymore.

Mutt · 09-13-2004, 06:44 AM

<------- see my custom title that has been there for two years.

Roald · 09-13-2004, 06:53 AM

last year I had to fomat my complete pc and instead of that I just bought a new one

Peaches · 09-13-2004, 08:07 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I work nude since I'm too lazy to wash clothes. If I work nude they won't get dirty.

But then you have to wash your furniture more

Peaches · 09-13-2004, 08:08 AM

I postpone doing things I have to drive to until I pile up enough where I only have to do it every few days

DarkJedi · 09-13-2004, 08:11 AM

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Originally posted by QuaShe
last year I had to fomat my complete pc and instead of that I just bought a new one

you dont need to format "complete PC" - you only need to format hard drive

Jakke PNG · 09-13-2004, 08:17 AM

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Originally posted by Peaches
But then you have to wash your furniture more

Not true. I sit on a cheap towel I get to throw away when it becomes too stinky. I'm not even kidding.

LadyMischief · 09-13-2004, 08:18 AM

Lazy isn't in my vocabulary... If I was lazy about anything, nothing would get done

NiteRain · 09-13-2004, 08:18 AM

Sitting in front of the computer reading Go Fuck Yourself

Gheenz · 09-13-2004, 08:19 AM

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Originally posted by Chupachups
My xbox freezes a couple of time everytime I watch divx movies so I bought a 3 meter long wooden stick, to push the powerbutton..

That's fucking awesome

Enema · 09-13-2004, 08:20 AM

I bought a robot to get me drinks from the kitchen so I don't have to get off the computer.

I also have a robotic lawn mower and vacuum cleaner.

I like robots.

robfantasy · 09-13-2004, 08:20 AM

sit and ready gfy instead of getting other shit done

afrocreep · 09-13-2004, 08:21 AM

i did nothing productive for 3 years straight

Roald · 09-13-2004, 08:27 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
you dont need to format "complete PC" - you only need to format hard drive

yeah but I can be lazy from time to time ;)

kmanrox · 09-13-2004, 08:28 AM

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Originally posted by QuaShe
last year I had to fomat my complete pc and instead of that I just bought a new one

haha that's what i did a few weeks ago

Manowar · 09-13-2004, 08:39 AM

i dont get out of bed until like 4pm sometimes

gangbangjoe · 09-13-2004, 08:50 AM

sleep till afternoon

post on gfy all day long

Peaches · 09-13-2004, 08:51 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Not true. I sit on a cheap towel I get to throw away when it becomes too stinky. I'm not even kidding.

Note to self: Bring own towels if visting TGF

polish_aristocrat · 09-13-2004, 08:54 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Not true. I sit on a cheap towel I get to throw away when it becomes too stinky. I'm not even kidding.

LOl, i thought you were kidding? Are u sittign also nude in your home when it's winter?

xclusive · 09-13-2004, 08:56 AM

I'm so lazy when I feel like jerking off I have my wife do it for me and I just close my eyes and tell her to be quiet so it feels like I am doing it alone...

Jakke PNG · 09-13-2004, 08:59 AM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
LOl, i thought you were kidding? Are u sittign also nude in your home when it's winter?

Amazingly enough my apartment is heated. lol. We don't live in igloos here.

Khun · 09-13-2004, 09:24 AM

Skip class and post on GFY

Carol@Pixipay · 09-13-2004, 09:40 AM

I am of Irish Catholic descent, I'm too guilt ridden to be truly lazy

However I have bought new socks to avoid laundry for one more day, I've also become partial to not doing dishes daily since I no longer have children in the house...I've kinda started to avoid recycling beer bottles, I now have a stack in the corner (I'm gonna start telling people it's a collection so I dont feel badly about the size of the stack!)

I am getting better about being lazy!

Ross · 09-13-2004, 09:51 AM

I drive to the Fish and Chip shop, its 100 yards away from my house.

Goatse · 09-13-2004, 10:50 AM

I order clothes on the internet because I can't be bothered going to the mall. Half the time it doesn't fit, yet I keep on doing it.

polish_aristocrat · 09-13-2004, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by Goatse
I order clothes on the internet because I can't be bothered going to the mall. Half the time it doesn't fit, yet I keep on doing it.

and then you throw it away, return it or give it to your brother?

seeric · 09-13-2004, 11:04 AM

i throw things at the buttons onthe t.v. because my remote control broke and

1 i am too lazy togo buy another one

and

2 im too lazy to get up to change the channel.

i have mastered hurrling ruffles potato chips at the channel and volume buttons on the t.v.

now i am working on programming the tivo with this method.

09-13-2004, 06:01 AM	#1
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09-13-2004, 06:02 AM	#2
{fusion} Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,650	LOL fucking chill master.

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LasseKongos Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,668	OK - I buy new plates instead off wach it. - I rather take a cap then go upstairs to get my carkeys. - I let the computor on during the night so I don´t need to put it on at the morning.... more?

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chupachups Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch! Posts: 6,576	My xbox freezes a couple of time everytime I watch divx movies so I bought a 3 meter long wooden stick, to push the powerbutton..

09-13-2004, 06:24 AM	#19
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	browse gfy and other stupid sites all day when i should be working.

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michel TheHun's Yellow Pages! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,420	My laziest thing must be inviting my girlfriend to come live with me, so I don´t have to wash cook and clean, etc anymore.

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	<------- see my custom title that has been there for two years.

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Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	I postpone doing things I have to drive to until I pile up enough where I only have to do it every few days

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Enema Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 599	I bought a robot to get me drinks from the kitchen so I don't have to get off the computer. I also have a robotic lawn mower and vacuum cleaner. I like robots. __________________

09-13-2004, 08:20 AM	#31
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afrocreep Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: ON, Canada Posts: 1,074	i did nothing productive for 3 years straight

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Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	i dont get out of bed until like 4pm sometimes

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09-13-2004, 09:40 AM	#42
Carol@Pixipay I have traffic for sale Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,118	I am of Irish Catholic descent, I'm too guilt ridden to be truly lazy However I have bought new socks to avoid laundry for one more day, I've also become partial to not doing dishes daily since I no longer have children in the house...I've kinda started to avoid recycling beer bottles, I now have a stack in the corner (I'm gonna start telling people it's a collection so I dont feel badly about the size of the stack!) I am getting better about being lazy!

09-13-2004, 09:51 AM	#43
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	I drive to the Fish and Chip shop, its 100 yards away from my house.

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Goatse Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,086	I order clothes on the internet because I can't be bothered going to the mall. Half the time it doesn't fit, yet I keep on doing it.

09-13-2004, 11:04 AM	#46
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i throw things at the buttons onthe t.v. because my remote control broke and 1 i am too lazy togo buy another one and 2 im too lazy to get up to change the channel. i have mastered hurrling ruffles potato chips at the channel and volume buttons on the t.v. now i am working on programming the tivo with this method.