What is the laziest thing(s) you do?
 

-I order Room Service every day because I don't want to sweat walking outside to go to a resturant
-I leave my dirty dishes that i soil on friday on the table where i eat them knowing damned well my housekeeper isnt coming 'till Monday
-I wear flipflops to go whoring sometimes so i dont have to tie my shoes
-I read and post on GFY in lieu of going to a club to hang with ppl because i dont want to get dressed and find a taxi

LOL fucking chill master.

Nothing / sleep all day. :thumbsup

:thumbsup Same here.

OK

- I buy new plates instead off wach it.
- I rather take a cap then go upstairs to get my carkeys.
- I let the computor on during the night so I don´t need to put it on at the morning....

more?

I work nude since I'm too lazy to wash clothes. If I work nude they won't get dirty.

Holy shit...I never tried that. Laundry day will be a thing of the PAST!!! Thanks TGF!! :thumbsup

sleeping all day... not going to the toilet when needed, not drinking water when thirsty etc...

Okay, but you will get dirty so you have to wash yourself

I bet you don't have a girlfriend.

My xbox freezes a couple of time everytime I watch divx movies so I bought a 3 meter long wooden stick, to push the powerbutton..:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Says who? :1orglaugh

holy fuck, I am so glad I am not your neighboor

I'm too lazy to go get something to eat right now
and I'm too lazy to do any work so I just logged on to gfy

It's the things I don't do that make me lazy.

yeah, same here, this also explains my postcount :(

:helpme :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

browse gfy and other stupid sites all day when i should be working.

My laziest thing must be inviting my girlfriend to come live with me, so I don´t have to wash cook and clean, etc anymore.

<------- see my custom title that has been there for two years.

last year I had to fomat my complete pc and instead of that I just bought a new one

But then you have to wash your furniture more :thumbsup

I postpone doing things I have to drive to until I pile up enough where I only have to do it every few days :)

you dont need to format "complete PC" - you only need to format hard drive

Not true. I sit on a cheap towel I get to throw away when it becomes too stinky. I'm not even kidding.

Lazy isn't in my vocabulary... If I was lazy about anything, nothing would get done :)

Sitting in front of the computer reading Go Fuck Yourself

That's fucking awesome :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I bought a robot to get me drinks from the kitchen so I don't have to get off the computer.

I also have a robotic lawn mower and vacuum cleaner.

I like robots.

sit and ready gfy instead of getting other shit done

i did nothing productive for 3 years straight

yeah but I can be lazy from time to time ;)

haha that's what i did a few weeks ago

i dont get out of bed until like 4pm sometimes

sleep till afternoon


post on gfy all day long

Note to self: Bring own towels if visting TGF :winkwink:

LOl, i thought you were kidding? Are u sittign also nude in your home when it's winter?

I'm so lazy when I feel like jerking off I have my wife do it for me and I just close my eyes and tell her to be quiet so it feels like I am doing it alone...

Amazingly enough my apartment is heated. lol. We don't live in igloos here. :)

Skip class and post on GFY

I am of Irish Catholic descent, I'm too guilt ridden to be truly lazy

However I have bought new socks to avoid laundry for one more day, I've also become partial to not doing dishes daily since I no longer have children in the house...I've kinda started to avoid recycling beer bottles, I now have a stack in the corner (I'm gonna start telling people it's a collection so I dont feel badly about the size of the stack!)

I am getting better about being lazy!

I drive to the Fish and Chip shop, its 100 yards away from my house.

I order clothes on the internet because I can't be bothered going to the mall. Half the time it doesn't fit, yet I keep on doing it.

and then you throw it away, return it or give it to your brother? :1orglaugh

i throw things at the buttons onthe t.v. because my remote control broke and

1 i am too lazy togo buy another one

and

2 im too lazy to get up to change the channel.

i have mastered hurrling ruffles potato chips at the channel and volume buttons on the t.v.

now i am working on programming the tivo with this method.