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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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My daughter dropped a shot glass into the garbage disposal
I didn't know this and turned it on. Thinking it was a spoon or some shit I reached in there to get it out...
Fill in the blanks... or send them to me so I can fill in my fucking hand... |
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Ahhh oh man....
Thats gotta hurt. |
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Oh shit man. That sucks ass. I always have this fear that when I have my hand down in there, some odd freak of nature is gonna send some power surge through the wiring to the disposal and give my hand the old one two. Sorry to hear that dude.
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Why didn't you turn it off first
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See sig. Join Epic Cash.
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fuck... ouch.
i would never, ever put my hand in the disposal, under any circumstances.
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Have laptop will travel
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Dude, it isn't a gas powered motor... The glass already in the disposal cut my hand not the blades in the disposal. But just before I did it, my daughter went to put her hand in it. I turned off the kitchen light and yelled, "whiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrr" and she and my other kids just about peed their pants so I got a bit of fun before I got sliced and diced... |
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That's something I would have done too!
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I'm a great bowler.
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That's what you get for having child slave labor at your house! No way a young lady like your daughter should be slaving over the kitchen sink washing YOUR shot glasses!
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well disconnect it take it outside hose it out or get your plumber too. It will be fucked and need replacing as it will burn out if you ont clean it out.
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Ouch dude, I hope you're ok
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Takes a long time to type, but otherwise ok...
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Have some bloody pics?
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President of Canada
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That's why you shoudn't give your kids liquor shots. Make 'em stick to great big mugs of beer!
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was your daughter drunk?
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jellyfish
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your daughter owned you dude
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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I wanna see the bloody pics :p
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better your hand than your daughter's... that was close.
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i am sorry man.
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ouch...
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Damn that must have hurt. Just make sure to keep the cuts clean the last thing you need is an infection.
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That happened to me once, except it was a plastic shot glass and when we turned the disposal on, shards of plastic sprayed out. Not fun.
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Just put some rubbing alchol on it and you will be fine... But seriously just run the water for a long time and it will run the glass out of there... If there is still a little left go buy a toilet brush and use it to clean it as you continue to run water over it...
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OUCH!
Don't even wanna think about that one. So what did you say to your daughter? Think I'd blame my wife for not watching the kid. j/k - save the hate posts |
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The older daughter is my nerd. She will be that way until she is 25. Thank god! |
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