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Old 09-10-2004, 11:15 PM   #1
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My daughter dropped a shot glass into the garbage disposal

I didn't know this and turned it on. Thinking it was a spoon or some shit I reached in there to get it out...

Fill in the blanks... or send them to me so I can fill in my fucking hand...
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Old 09-10-2004, 11:16 PM   #2
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Ahhh oh man.... Thats gotta hurt.
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Old 09-10-2004, 11:17 PM   #3
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Oh shit man. That sucks ass. I always have this fear that when I have my hand down in there, some odd freak of nature is gonna send some power surge through the wiring to the disposal and give my hand the old one two. Sorry to hear that dude.
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Old 09-10-2004, 11:18 PM   #4
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Why didn't you turn it off first

Or use pliers to get it out...
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Old 09-10-2004, 11:18 PM   #5
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fuck... ouch.

i would never, ever put my hand in the disposal, under any circumstances.
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Old 09-10-2004, 11:21 PM   #6
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Old 09-10-2004, 11:21 PM   #7
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Why didn't you turn it off first

Or use pliers to get it out...

Dude, it isn't a gas powered motor... The glass already in the disposal cut my hand not the blades in the disposal.

But just before I did it, my daughter went to put her hand in it. I turned off the kitchen light and yelled, "whiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrr" and she and my other kids just about peed their pants so I got a bit of fun before I got sliced and diced...
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Old 09-10-2004, 11:26 PM   #8
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Dude, it isn't a gas powered motor... The glass already in the disposal cut my hand not the blades in the disposal.

But just before I did it, my daughter went to put her hand in it. I turned off the kitchen light and yelled, "whiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrr" and she and my other kids just about peed their pants so I got a bit of fun before I got sliced and diced...
That's something I would have done too!
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Old 09-10-2004, 11:30 PM   #9
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That's what you get for having child slave labor at your house! No way a young lady like your daughter should be slaving over the kitchen sink washing YOUR shot glasses!
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Old 09-10-2004, 11:33 PM   #10
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well disconnect it take it outside hose it out or get your plumber too. It will be fucked and need replacing as it will burn out if you ont clean it out.
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Old 09-10-2004, 11:34 PM   #11
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Ouch dude, I hope you're ok
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Old 09-11-2004, 12:14 AM   #12
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Takes a long time to type, but otherwise ok...
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Old 09-11-2004, 02:05 AM   #13
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Old 09-11-2004, 02:17 AM   #14
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That's why you shoudn't give your kids liquor shots. Make 'em stick to great big mugs of beer!
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Old 09-11-2004, 02:43 AM   #15
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Old 09-11-2004, 02:47 AM   #16
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your daughter owned you dude
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Old 09-11-2004, 02:49 AM   #17
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I wanna see the bloody pics :p
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Old 09-11-2004, 02:51 AM   #18
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better your hand than your daughter's... that was close.
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Old 09-11-2004, 05:52 AM   #19
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Old 09-11-2004, 06:34 AM   #20
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Old 09-11-2004, 07:13 AM   #21
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Damn that must have hurt. Just make sure to keep the cuts clean the last thing you need is an infection.
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Old 09-11-2004, 07:36 AM   #22
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That happened to me once, except it was a plastic shot glass and when we turned the disposal on, shards of plastic sprayed out. Not fun.
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Old 09-11-2004, 07:52 AM   #23
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Oh shit man. That sucks ass. I always have this fear that when I have my hand down in there, some odd freak of nature is gonna send some power surge through the wiring to the disposal and give my hand the old one two. Sorry to hear that dude.
OMG, I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way! I swear it's some kind of garbage disposal phobia.
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Old 09-11-2004, 08:12 AM   #24
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Just put some rubbing alchol on it and you will be fine... But seriously just run the water for a long time and it will run the glass out of there... If there is still a little left go buy a toilet brush and use it to clean it as you continue to run water over it...
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OUCH!
Don't even wanna think about that one.

So what did you say to your daughter? Think I'd blame my wife for not watching the kid.

j/k - save the hate posts
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Old 09-11-2004, 09:23 AM   #26
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was your daughter drunk?
Not yet, she is thirteen but she is also the one I expect to get drunk first.

The older daughter is my nerd. She will be that way until she is 25. Thank god!
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OUCH!
Don't even wanna think about that one.

So what did you say to your daughter? Think I'd blame my wife for not watching the kid.

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Yeah no shit. Why is my 13 yrs old daughter and a friend using my shot glasses and limes and salt to do fake tequila chasers? I am waiting for the other parents to call and ask the same question?!?
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Old 09-11-2004, 09:29 AM   #28
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Damn that must have hurt. Just make sure to keep the cuts clean the last thing you need is an infection.
Yeah I once stabbed myself with a knife and it went about 1 1/2 inches in. I was prepairing a bell pepper for a BBQ. In Polish tradition I threw some paroxide on it, neosporon and some butterfly bandaids, gause and a roll of tape, then finished the shish kabobs, drank heavely and enjoyed the party. The next morning the doctor at the hostpital said, "Wow, awesome job. Why did you come here? You seem to have fixed it just fine on your own." Didn't have insurance. It was a $500 lesson in home medicine.
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Old 09-11-2004, 09:32 AM   #29
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The older daughter is my nerd. She will be that way until she is 25. Thank god!
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