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MrIzzz · 09-10-2004, 05:06 PM

i wanted to refocus my chi, so i didnt have any sex nor masturbate during this last week.

tonight, however, i am going to get some. either some lucky lady is gonna touch the Messiah, or i will baptise it by hand

Spunky · 09-10-2004, 05:09 PM

Deepai · 09-10-2004, 05:09 PM

heres one to you getting laid.

Vanilla DeVille · 09-10-2004, 05:10 PM

Go and get em, Baybee!!!

MrIzzz · 09-10-2004, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

i'm going to name my first load after you

abyss_al · 09-10-2004, 05:11 PM

I am a certified priest of the universal church

...really i am

me and my buddies got drunk a few years back, stumbled upon their site, filled a questionaire, paid, signed up, a few weeks later i got my certificate in the mail.

we used to do alot of random shit like that... another great thing to do, is get reallllllly drunk where you wont remember the night and order a bunch of stuff online and have them gift wrap it for you.... a few weeks later, you get a package with a bunch og goodies wraped nicely and shit...

its like a birthday

MrIzzz · 09-10-2004, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by Vanilla
Go and get em, Baybee!!!

my nuts have swollen to twice their normal size. i can't wait to relieve the pressure

.:St Ides:. · 09-10-2004, 05:11 PM

ah so juicy is finally off the rag?

Doctor Dre · 09-10-2004, 05:11 PM

Why not have sex for a week ? Even if a hot lady would have approached you, you would have said no ?

MrIzzz · 09-10-2004, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by abyss_al
I am a certified priest of the universal church

...really i am

me and my buddies got drunk a few years back, stumbled upon their site, filled a questionaire, paid, signed up, a few weeks later i got my certificate in the mail.

we used to do alot of random shit like that... another great thing to do, is get reallllllly drunk where you wont remember the night and order a bunch of stuff online and have them gift wrap it for you.... a few weeks later, you get a package with a bunch og goodies wraped nicely and shit...

its like a birthday

this is good. but i dont think my brothers from the church of scientology would like it very much if i switched over

Vanilla DeVille · 09-10-2004, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz

my nuts have swollen to twice their normal size. i can't wait to relieve the pressure

Now that sounds HOTTTT!!

MrIzzz · 09-10-2004, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by .:St Ides:.
ah so juicy is finally off the rag?

MrIzzz · 09-10-2004, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre

Why not have sex for a week ? Even if a hot lady would have approached you, you would have said no ?

my mind needed to refocus. so like a boxer i held off for a week from having any sex. and now i feel like a champ

i feel sorry for the broad thats gonna recieve this facial tonight

GiantGnome · 09-10-2004, 05:14 PM

Back off Vanilla, I saw him first! Izzypoo Im on my way to clean your.....oven.

abyss_al · 09-10-2004, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
this is good. but i dont think my brothers from the church of scientology would like it very much if i switched over

how is scientology?

personally ive been wanting to become a mason... alot of my family members are masons... only problem is my dad's side...cant say in detail..not allowed

Vanilla DeVille · 09-10-2004, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by GiantGnome
Back off Vanilla, I saw him first! Izzypoo Im on my way to clean your.....oven.

Oh My, You Sexy Biatch!! You're right... I can't compete with that... he's all your's Izzz.

mary34d · 09-10-2004, 05:17 PM

what about the booty call you made the other night

MrIzzz · 09-10-2004, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by GiantGnome
Back off Vanilla, I saw him first! Izzypoo Im on my way to clean your.....oven.

kinda reminds me of the broads i banged back in college

MrIzzz · 09-10-2004, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by abyss_al
how is scientology?

personally ive been wanting to become a mason... alot of my family members are masons... only problem is my dad's side...cant say in detail..not allowed

too bad i didnt go to yale, i would've gotten into "skull and crossbones"

MrIzzz · 09-10-2004, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by mary34d
what about the booty call you made the other night

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

that was more of a spiritual meeting of two minds rather than a physical moment of lust

GiantGnome · 09-10-2004, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
kinda reminds me of the broads i banged back in college

OOOO You like women shot putters too huh?

abyss_al · 09-10-2004, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
too bad i didnt go to yale, i would've gotten into "skull and crossbones"

MrIzzz · 09-10-2004, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by GiantGnome
OOOO You like women shot putters too huh?

thats hot, but i prefer women powerlifters more

Goose · 09-10-2004, 05:36 PM

show us some in-scene pics, but only if case one eventuates

Corleone · 09-10-2004, 05:38 PM

thought you're getting laid 4x/week since you joined iwantu

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