i havent had any sex in one week
 

i wanted to refocus my chi, so i didnt have any sex nor masturbate during this last week.


tonight, however, i am going to get some. either some lucky lady is gonna touch the Messiah, or i will baptise it by hand


:thumbsup

heres one to you getting laid.:glugglug

Go and get em, Baybee!!! :winkwink:

i'm going to name my first load after you:thumbsup

I am a certified priest of the universal church :thumbsup

...really i am

me and my buddies got drunk a few years back, stumbled upon their site, filled a questionaire, paid, signed up, a few weeks later i got my certificate in the mail.



we used to do alot of random shit like that... another great thing to do, is get reallllllly drunk where you wont remember the night and order a bunch of stuff online and have them gift wrap it for you.... a few weeks later, you get a package with a bunch og goodies wraped nicely and shit...

its like a birthday :thumbsup

:Graucho


my nuts have swollen to twice their normal size. i can't wait to relieve the pressure:thumbsup

ah so juicy is finally off the rag?

:sleep

Why not have sex for a week ? Even if a hot lady would have approached you, you would have said no ?

this is good. but i dont think my brothers from the church of scientology would like it very much if i switched over

Now that sounds HOTTTT!! :Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

my mind needed to refocus. so like a boxer i held off for a week from having any sex. and now i feel like a champ:thumbsup


i feel sorry for the broad thats gonna recieve this facial tonight

Back off Vanilla, I saw him first! Izzypoo Im on my way to clean your.....oven.

http://www.halloweencostumes4u.com/M...0003/15819.jpg

how is scientology?

personally ive been wanting to become a mason... alot of my family members are masons... only problem is my dad's side...cant say in detail..not allowed

Oh My, You Sexy Biatch!! You're right... I can't compete with that... he's all your's Izzz. :winkwink:

what about the booty call you made the other night

kinda reminds me of the broads i banged back in college:thumbsup

too bad i didnt go to yale, i would've gotten into "skull and crossbones"

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


that was more of a spiritual meeting of two minds rather than a physical moment of lust

OOOO You like women shot putters too huh?

http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/mason.jpeg

:Graucho

thats hot, but i prefer women powerlifters more

show us some in-scene pics, but only if case one eventuates

thought you're getting laid 4x/week since you joined iwantu :Graucho