I am a certified priest of the universal church
...really i am
me and my buddies got drunk a few years back, stumbled upon their site, filled a questionaire, paid, signed up, a few weeks later i got my certificate in the mail.
we used to do alot of random shit like that... another great thing to do, is get reallllllly drunk where you wont remember the night and order a bunch of stuff online and have them gift wrap it for you.... a few weeks later, you get a package with a bunch og goodies wraped nicely and shit...
its like a birthday