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09-10-2004, 05:31 PM
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I Get Pulled Over In My Car Today and Had No Drinks On My Breath
I am jamming my music , got the top dropped, and low and behold I get pulled over for "noise pollution"
Turns out the cop was really more curious as to what I was listening to It was the Black Crowes Live at The Greek Theatre with Jimmy Page doing all Led Zepplin hits- He loved it- Then he noticed ad slicks for a ton of porno comps sitting on the floor of my backseat the top being a "Double Anal" comp and he laughed his ass off- I tried to explain what I did for a living but he said " Never mind...turn the music down a notch, and have a safe weekend" PS I got off without a citation. 
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09-10-2004, 05:32 PM
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lol
good to hear the cop was nice
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09-10-2004, 05:33 PM
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Nice ...
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09-10-2004, 05:34 PM
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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You forget to add the part where you gave him a blow job to get out of getting a ticket.
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09-10-2004, 05:35 PM
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The cop was "Zo -so"
Get it? little Led Zep humor nyuck nyuck nyuck
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09-10-2004, 05:36 PM
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If u touch it, I will cum
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what do you do for a living?
lololol.....j/k when are we going to Flashdancers in NYC 
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09-10-2004, 05:37 PM
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how much clevage were you showing?
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09-10-2004, 05:38 PM
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09-10-2004, 05:38 PM
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lol nice dude, good to hear that there are cool cops around...where do you live? I'm looking for a place to be able to turn up the music without some cops busting me for that
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09-10-2004, 05:43 PM
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got pulled over one time in a little city north of seattle in my 740 on rims:
"Is this your Dad's car?" no "Did you buy it?" yeah "hmmmm, well enjoy it" as he walks back to his car couldn't believe it.  |
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09-10-2004, 05:47 PM
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If u touch it, I will cum
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 i love my snappaheads and my yentas  tell BaaBaaBooy to hurry his ass up and book you on there so that i have an excuse to go drink during the week
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09-10-2004, 06:50 PM
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I should remember to put double anal crap on my floor.
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09-10-2004, 06:52 PM
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I need a beer
 
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It's surprising what a little head will let you get away with
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09-10-2004, 06:52 PM
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well shit i am going to starting driving around with tons of porn related items in my passenger seat now. haha thanks for the tip.
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09-10-2004, 06:56 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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KB's in a time warp. That story was from 1 year ago.
The porn on the floor is new though. No bukkake videos?
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09-10-2004, 08:01 PM
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Spread The Pink!
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Ha! Love it!!!
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09-10-2004, 08:03 PM
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I'm here for SPORT
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