I Get Pulled Over In My Car Today and Had No Drinks On My Breath

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  • TheGoldenChild
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 6940
    #1

    I Get Pulled Over In My Car Today and Had No Drinks On My Breath

    I am jamming my music , got the top dropped, and low and behold I get pulled over for "noise pollution"

    Turns out the cop was really more curious as to what I was listening to

    It was the Black Crowes Live at The Greek Theatre with Jimmy Page doing all Led Zepplin hits-

    He loved it-

    Then he noticed ad slicks for a ton of porno comps sitting on the floor of my backseat the top being a "Double Anal" comp and he laughed his ass off-

    I tried to explain what I did for a living but he said " Never mind...turn the music down a notch, and have a safe weekend"

    PS I got off without a citation.

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    • alexg
      IL4L.com
      • Aug 2003
      • 11287
      #2
      lol

      good to hear the cop was nice

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        • Doctor Dre
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jan 2001
          • 51692
          #3
          Nice ...

          :P
          Originally posted by rayadp05
          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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            • RedShoe
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              • Feb 2001
              • 14831
              #4
              You forget to add the part where you gave him a blow job to get out of getting a ticket.

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                • TheGoldenChild
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2002
                  • 6940
                  #5
                  The cop was "Zo -so"

                  Get it?

                  little Led Zep humor

                  nyuck nyuck nyuck

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                    • MrIzzz
                      If u touch it, I will cum
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 22923
                      #6
                      what do you do for a living?















                      lololol.....j/k

                      when are we going to Flashdancers in NYC


                      WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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                        • .:St Ides:.
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 4857
                          #7
                          how much clevage were you showing?

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                            • TheGoldenChild
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2002
                              • 6940
                              #8
                              Originally posted by MrIzzz
                              what do you do for a living?

                              Hopefully very soon-
                              I need to go see Howard Stern to plug something first
                              :-))

                              Besides I see hot strippers out here in Diego and none of those big haired - Brooklyn bitches that call everyone "snappah head"















                              lololol.....j/k

                              when are we going to Flashdancers in NYC

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                                • Goose
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 5725
                                  #9
                                  lol nice dude, good to hear that there are cool cops around...where do you live? I'm looking for a place to be able to turn up the music without some cops busting me for that
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                                    • Chichio
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 1467
                                      #10
                                      got pulled over one time in a little city north of seattle in my 740 on rims:

                                      "Is this your Dad's car?"

                                      no

                                      "Did you buy it?"

                                      yeah

                                      "hmmmm, well enjoy it" as he walks back to his car

                                      couldn't believe it.

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                                        • MrIzzz
                                          If u touch it, I will cum
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 22923
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by kBizzle



                                          i love my snappaheads and my yentas


                                          tell BaaBaaBooy to hurry his ass up and book you on there so that i have an excuse to go drink during the week


                                          WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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                                            • fr8
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 5074
                                              #12
                                              I should remember to put double anal crap on my floor.
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                                                • Spunky
                                                  I need a beer
                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 133978
                                                  #13
                                                  It's surprising what a little head will let you get away with

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                                                    • lagwagon
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 8464
                                                      #14
                                                      well shit i am going to starting driving around with tons of porn related items in my passenger seat now. haha thanks for the tip.

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                                                        • D-Money
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 9716
                                                          #15
                                                          KB's in a time warp. That story was from 1 year ago.

                                                          The porn on the floor is new though.

                                                          No bukkake videos?
                                                          Still Ballin'

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                                                            • Halcyon
                                                              Spread The Pink!
                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                              • 8609
                                                              #16
                                                              Ha! Love it!!!
                                                              HAL on TEDx:

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                                                                • SleazyDream
                                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 41470
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by RedShoe
                                                                  You forget to add the part where you gave him a blow job to get out of getting a ticket.
                                                                  duuu, it was implied....
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