The Chechens are like the Jedi Knights - GoFuckYourself.com

OWNED · 09-10-2004, 01:56 PM

A handful of Chechens hold off the entire Russian military and manage to kill 500 Russians before getting blown up.

DarkJedi · 09-10-2004, 01:57 PM

Episode 3 isn't out yet, but to my knowledge the Jedi didn't kill children.

OWNED · 09-10-2004, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
Episode 3 isn't out yet, but to my knowledge the Jedi didn't kill children.

Anakin killed all the sand people.
He even admitted to killing the women and children. Jedis do commit atrocities.

stev0 · 09-10-2004, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by OWNED
Anakin killed all the sand people.
He even admitted to killing the women and children. Jedis do commit atrocities.

ah ha! good point

DarkJedi · 09-10-2004, 01:59 PM

Anakin wasn't a Jedi.

OWNED · 09-10-2004, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
Anakin wasn't a Jedi.

Yes was. A Jedi Padawan. The lowest rank of Jedi.

DarkJedi · 09-10-2004, 02:03 PM

So if you're premed, you're a doctor?

Roger · 09-10-2004, 02:05 PM

Any idiot can destroy stuff easily.

eroswebmaster · 09-10-2004, 02:06 PM

Nerd debates...gotta love them.

OWNED · 09-10-2004, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
So if you're premed, you're a doctor?

Thats a poor analogy. A Jedi student goes through formal training and is then considered to be a Jedi. The new Jedi is then assigned to be a Padawan to an experienced Jedi, and this relationship continues until the Master feels his Padawan is fully trained. Anakin achieved Jedi status the moment he became Padawan to Obi Wan.

Titan · 09-10-2004, 02:06 PM

He was a padawan, which is not a jedi. Merely a student. But ya chechyns are evil.

OWNED · 09-10-2004, 02:08 PM

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Originally posted by Titan
He was a padawan, which is not a jedi. Merely a student. But ya chechyns are evil.

Jedi ranks:

- Padawan
- Knight
- Master

Google Expert · 09-10-2004, 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by OWNED
Jedi ranks:

- Padawan
- Knight
- Master

So he was basically an intern. His rogue actions cannot possibly reflect on the tens of thousands of wise, established Jedi knights and masters.

GSpotShawn · 09-10-2004, 02:10 PM

Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?

He's an alien for Christ sake! His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

OWNED · 09-10-2004, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by Cylon
So he was basically an intern. His rogue actions cannot possibly reflect on the tens of thousands of wise, established Jedi knights and masters.

Wise Jedi masters? Like Count Dooku? Or Qui Gon Jinn whose idiotic decision to train Anakin against the wishes of Yoda started this whole fucking mess?

DarkJedi · 09-10-2004, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by OWNED
Wise Jedi masters? Like Count Dooku? Or Qui Gon Jinn whose idiotic decision to train Anakin against the wishes of Yoda started this whole fucking mess?

You mean the mess that leads to the fulfillment of the prophecy and the eventual elimination of the dark scourge (chancellor palpatine) by the only one who could: anakin/darth vader.

Evil Jawa · 09-10-2004, 02:13 PM

The Chechens are actually more like the Fremen.

beemk · 09-10-2004, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Nerd debates...gotta love them.

Shaddam IV · 09-10-2004, 02:15 PM

The Jedi would be fighting the United States if they really existed.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-10-2004, 02:17 PM

Anakin became a Sith Lord.

Not a Jedi.

OWNED · 09-10-2004, 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
You mean the mess that leads to the fulfillment of the prophecy and the eventual elimination of the dark scourge (chancellor palpatine) by the only one who could: anakin/darth vader.

At the cost of the lives of billions of people.

Manowar · 09-10-2004, 02:19 PM

Whos fault was that though, The army's or the rebels ?

I think a good anti terrorist unit could have saved most of them, just like at the Cinema siege.

BradM · 09-10-2004, 02:21 PM

*groan* DJ you need to stfu sometimes.

ytcracker · 09-10-2004, 02:46 PM

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Manowar · 09-10-2004, 02:46 PM

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