The Chechens are like the Jedi Knights

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  • OWNED
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    • Mar 2004
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    #1

    The Chechens are like the Jedi Knights

    A handful of Chechens hold off the entire Russian military and manage to kill 500 Russians before getting blown up.
  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
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    #2
    Episode 3 isn't out yet, but to my knowledge the Jedi didn't kill children.

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    • OWNED
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      #3
      Originally posted by DarkJedi
      Episode 3 isn't out yet, but to my knowledge the Jedi didn't kill children.
      Anakin killed all the sand people.
      He even admitted to killing the women and children. Jedis do commit atrocities.

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      • stev0
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        • Aug 2003
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        #4
        Originally posted by OWNED
        Anakin killed all the sand people.
        He even admitted to killing the women and children. Jedis do commit atrocities.
        ah ha! good point

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        • DarkJedi
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          #5
          Anakin wasn't a Jedi.

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          • OWNED
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            #6
            Originally posted by DarkJedi
            Anakin wasn't a Jedi.
            Yes was. A Jedi Padawan. The lowest rank of Jedi.

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            • DarkJedi
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              #7
              So if you're premed, you're a doctor?

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              • Roger
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                • Jul 2003
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                #8
                Any idiot can destroy stuff easily.

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                • eroswebmaster
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                  #9
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                  • OWNED
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DarkJedi
                    So if you're premed, you're a doctor?

                    Thats a poor analogy. A Jedi student goes through formal training and is then considered to be a Jedi. The new Jedi is then assigned to be a Padawan to an experienced Jedi, and this relationship continues until the Master feels his Padawan is fully trained. Anakin achieved Jedi status the moment he became Padawan to Obi Wan.

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                    • Titan
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                      • Jun 2002
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                      #11
                      He was a padawan, which is not a jedi. Merely a student. But ya chechyns are evil.
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                      • OWNED
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Titan
                        He was a padawan, which is not a jedi. Merely a student. But ya chechyns are evil.

                        Jedi ranks:

                        - Padawan
                        - Knight
                        - Master

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                        • Google Expert
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                          • Jun 2004
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by OWNED
                          Jedi ranks:

                          - Padawan
                          - Knight
                          - Master

                          So he was basically an intern. His rogue actions cannot possibly reflect on the tens of thousands of wise, established Jedi knights and masters.

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                          • GSpotShawn
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                            • Dec 2003
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                            #14
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                            • OWNED
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Cylon
                              So he was basically an intern. His rogue actions cannot possibly reflect on the tens of thousands of wise, established Jedi knights and masters.
                              Wise Jedi masters? Like Count Dooku? Or Qui Gon Jinn whose idiotic decision to train Anakin against the wishes of Yoda started this whole fucking mess?

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                              • DarkJedi
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by OWNED
                                Wise Jedi masters? Like Count Dooku? Or Qui Gon Jinn whose idiotic decision to train Anakin against the wishes of Yoda started this whole fucking mess?
                                You mean the mess that leads to the fulfillment of the prophecy and the eventual elimination of the dark scourge (chancellor palpatine) by the only one who could: anakin/darth vader.

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                                • Evil Jawa
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                                  • Nov 2001
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                                  #17
                                  The Chechens are actually more like the Fremen.

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                                  • beemk
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by eroswebmaster
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                                    • Shaddam IV
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                                      #19
                                      The Jedi would be fighting the United States if they really existed.

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                                      • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                        #20
                                        Anakin became a Sith Lord.

                                        Not a Jedi.

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                                        • OWNED
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                          You mean the mess that leads to the fulfillment of the prophecy and the eventual elimination of the dark scourge (chancellor palpatine) by the only one who could: anakin/darth vader.
                                          At the cost of the lives of billions of people.

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                                          • Manowar
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                                            • Dec 2003
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                                            #22
                                            Whos fault was that though, The army's or the rebels ?

                                            I think a good anti terrorist unit could have saved most of them, just like at the Cinema siege.

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                                            • BradM
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                                              #23
                                              *groan* DJ you need to stfu sometimes.

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                                              • ytcracker
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                                                #24
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                                                • Manowar
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                                                  • Dec 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by ytcracker
                                                  i just made a jpg for this thread

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