This Is One Of My BIGGEST Pet Peaves!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Rob · 09-10-2004, 01:14 PM

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I Just hate it when I go to use the restroom at someone's house and they have those cushy, puffy, supposed to make your ass happy toilet seats installed. Some people even have the shag versions!

What I hate about them is that they don't hold themselves up! You can't just pop it up and let it rest in the upward position. So here I am trying to show a little respect and not piss all over their toilet seat but the fucker just won't stay up! I'm forced to hold it up with one hand and control my wraskley weasel with the other. It's like trying to pin down a cobra while your using your other hand to keep the basket open!!!

So word to all of you guilty of purchasing and installing those abhorations of plumbing...if I come to your house, I'm pissing all over your toilet seat.

</rant>

Dirty F · 09-10-2004, 01:15 PM

Take a shit and wipe your ass with it. That will teach em.

NaughtyAlysha · 09-10-2004, 01:28 PM

Funny... I don't have that problem.

Rob · 09-10-2004, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by NaughtyAlysha
Funny... I don't have that problem.

I'm very sure it was a product of female engineering!

SC Blaize · 09-10-2004, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by Battuss
Take a shit and wipe your ass with it. That will teach em.

LMAO!

Zerof8 · 09-10-2004, 01:31 PM

LMAO!
I agree one hundred percent. I think those are just an elaborate scheme by women to make sure the toilet seat is down.

masterE · 09-10-2004, 01:31 PM

I hear you, And what is worse is when it falls and you don't get your pecker out of the way fast enough, damn that hurts.

iwantchixx · 09-10-2004, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
<rant>

I Just hate it when I go to use the restroom at someone's house and they have those cushy, puffy, supposed to make your ass happy toilet seats installed. Some people even have the shag versions!

What I hate about them is that they don't hold themselves up! You can't just pop it up and let it rest in the upward position. So here I am trying to show a little respect and not piss all over their toilet seat but the fucker just won't stay up! I'm forced to hold it up with one hand and control my wraskley weasel with the other. It's like trying to pin down a cobra while your using your other hand to keep the basket open!!!

So word to all of you guilty of purchasing and installing those abhorations of plumbing...if I come to your house, I'm pissing all over your toilet seat.

</rant>

fuck. I hate that shit too. That's partly why I wait til im home to piss if I can

Raven · 09-10-2004, 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
I'm very sure it was a product of female engineering!

I'm laughing because I just stayed at someone's house for a while...and he also had one of those cushy toilet seats...

Thanks for the visual...rofl

EscortBiz · 09-10-2004, 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by Zerof8
LMAO!
I agree one hundred percent. I think those are just an elaborate scheme by women to make sure the toilet seat is down.

lol

jono · 09-10-2004, 01:33 PM

flashfire · 09-10-2004, 01:33 PM

those things suck...just think of all the piss thats soaked into them....come on guys, nobody bats 1000...we have all pissed on the seat

Rob · 09-10-2004, 01:39 PM

The next time I encounter one I'm going to make it my mission to see how much piss I can get OUTSIDE of the toilet! Hell, if I'm feeling froggy their waste basket and sink will get a couple sprinkles just because they pissed me off!

Vanilla DeVille · 09-10-2004, 01:40 PM

My one friend has those seats too... I hate them!

chase · 09-10-2004, 01:41 PM

It's not so cool to have to sit on them either...if there are any worn spots it digs into your ass and it feels like the dentist's chair hydrolics when you sit on it.

Anyway, I personally think if you sit on something without looking, you deserve to fall in.

Tipsy · 09-10-2004, 01:41 PM

Thank fuck those things don't seem to exist over here. Apart from anything else they sound like one of the least hygenic things you can have in a bathroom.

Remind me not to eat round someones house if I ever find one there.

GiantGnome · 09-10-2004, 01:43 PM

Youre right though, those damn seats do not stay up and you have to try to keep the seat up with one foot.!@#$%

dennisthemenace · 09-10-2004, 01:43 PM

My mother in law used to have one of those.

Stand off to the side and hold it up with the outside of your knee

The Heron · 09-10-2004, 01:46 PM

I have encountered the same problem as described here, however after careful consideration I have realized an obviously simple solution.... SIT DOWN TO PISS! I know it's not manly, but wtf there's a cushion might as well use the stupid thing.

Meloman · 09-10-2004, 01:52 PM

hehe.. I actually have one of those seats. It's all cushiony soft and comfortable. The outside is like a plastic/pleather so nothing soaks in at all.

Luckily mine stays up though when I pee

09-10-2004, 01:14 PM	#1
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	This Is One Of My BIGGEST Pet Peaves!!! <rant> I Just hate it when I go to use the restroom at someone's house and they have those cushy, puffy, supposed to make your ass happy toilet seats installed. Some people even have the shag versions! What I hate about them is that they don't hold themselves up! You can't just pop it up and let it rest in the upward position. So here I am trying to show a little respect and not piss all over their toilet seat but the fucker just won't stay up! I'm forced to hold it up with one hand and control my wraskley weasel with the other. It's like trying to pin down a cobra while your using your other hand to keep the basket open!!! So word to all of you guilty of purchasing and installing those abhorations of plumbing...if I come to your house, I'm pissing all over your toilet seat. </rant> __________________

09-10-2004, 01:28 PM	#3
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09-10-2004, 01:31 PM	#6
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09-10-2004, 01:15 PM	#2
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Take a shit and wipe your ass with it. That will teach em.

09-10-2004, 01:33 PM	#12
flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	those things suck...just think of all the piss thats soaked into them....come on guys, nobody bats 1000...we have all pissed on the seat

09-10-2004, 01:39 PM	#13
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	The next time I encounter one I'm going to make it my mission to see how much piss I can get OUTSIDE of the toilet! Hell, if I'm feeling froggy their waste basket and sink will get a couple sprinkles just because they pissed me off! __________________

09-10-2004, 01:40 PM	#14
Vanilla DeVille Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona! Posts: 8,097	My one friend has those seats too... I hate them! __________________ Kisses, Vanilla DeVille SKYPE: vanilladeville DeVilleDigital Twitter

09-10-2004, 01:41 PM	#15
chase Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 6,019	It's not so cool to have to sit on them either...if there are any worn spots it digs into your ass and it feels like the dentist's chair hydrolics when you sit on it. Anyway, I personally think if you sit on something without looking, you deserve to fall in. __________________ Need Hosting? Reality Check Network services me purrrfectly!

09-10-2004, 01:41 PM	#16
Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	Thank fuck those things don't seem to exist over here. Apart from anything else they sound like one of the least hygenic things you can have in a bathroom. Remind me not to eat round someones house if I ever find one there. __________________ Ignorance is never bliss.

09-10-2004, 01:43 PM	#17
GiantGnome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 4,344	Youre right though, those damn seats do not stay up and you have to try to keep the seat up with one foot.!@#$% __________________ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

09-10-2004, 01:43 PM	#18
dennisthemenace Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: In the present moment Posts: 2,668	My mother in law used to have one of those. Stand off to the side and hold it up with the outside of your knee __________________ All the best to you

09-10-2004, 01:46 PM	#19
The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,488	I have encountered the same problem as described here, however after careful consideration I have realized an obviously simple solution.... SIT DOWN TO PISS! I know it's not manly, but wtf there's a cushion might as well use the stupid thing.

09-10-2004, 01:52 PM	#20
Meloman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Sacramento,CA Posts: 1,540	hehe.. I actually have one of those seats. It's all cushiony soft and comfortable. The outside is like a plastic/pleather so nothing soaks in at all. Luckily mine stays up though when I pee