This Is One Of My BIGGEST Pet Peaves!!!
 

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I Just hate it when I go to use the restroom at someone's house and they have those cushy, puffy, supposed to make your ass happy toilet seats installed. Some people even have the shag versions! :eek7

What I hate about them is that they don't hold themselves up! You can't just pop it up and let it rest in the upward position. So here I am trying to show a little respect and not piss all over their toilet seat but the fucker just won't stay up! I'm forced to hold it up with one hand and control my wraskley weasel with the other. It's like trying to pin down a cobra while your using your other hand to keep the basket open!!!

So word to all of you guilty of purchasing and installing those abhorations of plumbing...if I come to your house, I'm pissing all over your toilet seat.

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Take a shit and wipe your ass with it. That will teach em.

Funny... I don't have that problem.

:1orglaugh I'm very sure it was a product of female engineering!

LMAO!

LMAO!
I agree one hundred percent. I think those are just an elaborate scheme by women to make sure the toilet seat is down.

I hear you, And what is worse is when it falls and you don't get your pecker out of the way fast enough, damn that hurts.

:Graucho

fuck. I hate that shit too. That's partly why I wait til im home to piss if I can

I'm laughing because I just stayed at someone's house for a while...and he also had one of those cushy toilet seats...

Thanks for the visual...rofl

lol

:1orglaugh

those things suck...just think of all the piss thats soaked into them....come on guys, nobody bats 1000...we have all pissed on the seat

The next time I encounter one I'm going to make it my mission to see how much piss I can get OUTSIDE of the toilet! Hell, if I'm feeling froggy their waste basket and sink will get a couple sprinkles just because they pissed me off!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

My one friend has those seats too... I hate them!

It's not so cool to have to sit on them either...if there are any worn spots it digs into your ass and it feels like the dentist's chair hydrolics when you sit on it.

Anyway, I personally think if you sit on something without looking, you deserve to fall in.

Thank fuck those things don't seem to exist over here. Apart from anything else they sound like one of the least hygenic things you can have in a bathroom.

Remind me not to eat round someones house if I ever find one there.

Youre right though, those damn seats do not stay up and you have to try to keep the seat up with one foot.!@#$%

My mother in law used to have one of those.

Stand off to the side and hold it up with the outside of your knee

:2 cents:

I have encountered the same problem as described here, however after careful consideration I have realized an obviously simple solution.... SIT DOWN TO PISS! I know it's not manly, but wtf there's a cushion might as well use the stupid thing.

hehe.. I actually have one of those seats. It's all cushiony soft and comfortable. The outside is like a plastic/pleather so nothing soaks in at all.

Luckily mine stays up though when I pee :winkwink: